I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Frowning and looking at the silly face, Su Yichen suddenly laughed.

I don’t know why, but ever since my grandmother passed away, it’s as if someone had opened up his Ren and Du meridians.

Take the incident just now for example. If it had happened to Su Yichen before, let alone an apology, I'm afraid these people wouldn't even have the chance to come back to work.

But now, perhaps because he no longer has his grandmother's support, he no longer has the same sense of superiority over these servants who come and go at his command.

Maybe this is what they call maturity, but the price of this maturity is a bit high.

But it was obvious that Su Haoxuan in front of him didn’t understand these things, and as long as he was alive, this kid would never be able to experience them.

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"It is precisely because you are my biological brother that I treat you differently. Even if I beat you up today, I can still call you over tomorrow. But if I scold Aunt An tonight, there is a chance that the tea you drink tomorrow will be poisoned."

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Su Haoxuan had just taken a sip of tea, and when he heard his elder brother say that the tea was poisonous, he was so scared that he spit it out.

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"Brother, don't scare me. What's the poison in the tea?"

"Crane's Beak Red or Seven-Step Powder?"

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Seeing how he was both fearful of life and timid, Su Yichen frowned helplessly.

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"Don't worry, it's not poisonous. I'm just using an analogy."

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Su Haoxuan looked at his eldest brother's expression, then looked at the teacup in his hand. In order not to die before his eldest brother, he timidly placed the teacup on the table next to him.

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"I...I'm timid, so don't make such comparisons."

"I think you don't need to bring my share of the family's meals anymore. I can eat in the company cafeteria and stay in the dormitory at night."

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Su Yichen: “...............”

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At this moment, Su Yichen's expression was speechless. If he had known that this kid was afraid of being poisoned secretly, he should have asked Aunt An to prepare some laxatives.

But in order to let this kid experience the dangers of the world, Su Yichen, who was in a good mood, added a few more words.

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"Do you just make sure that the food in the cafeteria is free of poison?"

"What if the canteen chef adds some bath water to your food, or the dormitory manager sprinkles some chili powder on your washed clothes?"

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Su Haoxuan: “................”

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Seeing that his elder brother was not going to give up until he killed him tonight, Su Haoxuan even changed his voice.

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"Brother, are CEOs like you all so meticulous?"

"According to what you said, will I die?"

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With this remark,

Su Yichen's originally smug expression suddenly became much more stern, and when he spoke again, there was a hint of anger in his tone.

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"I think I need to remind you that CEO is just an identity of your eldest brother. Please don't add a verb in front of it, okay?"

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Naturally, he realized that his elder brother was going to pick a fight with him again. Not wanting to be scolded, Su Haoxuan hurried to explain, but before he could finish his words, he was retorted back by Su Yichen.

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"No, big brother, I mean you guys who are CEOs......."

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"Didn't you understand? Don't add a verb in front of it."

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"Brother, there is no verb here. I just want to say that men like you who are CEOs..."

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"Su Haoxuan, did your brain get hit by a fart tonight?"

"I've already said there's no verb here. There's no 'do'. Don't you understand?"

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Su Haoxuan was completely speechless. He never expected that his elder brother would not stop just because of one word.

Not wanting to continue arguing with this kind of person, Su Haoxuan had no choice but to be forced to admit his mistake.

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"Okay, okay, okay, I won't do it. Big brother is right, there is no verb. You are a president. I won't do it, okay?"

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finished,

This time, before Su Yichen could get angry, Su Haoxuan, knowing that what he said was even more obscene, hurriedly corrected himself.

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"Bah, bah, bah, big brother, you've confused me. I just want to say that men like you should just act... as... presidents, okay?"

"I can't compare to men like you who are CEOs. I, your brother, just want to find a place where I can live happily. I don't have to go to work. I just want to eat and drink every day, live a life surrounded by beautiful women and have no worries about food and clothing, and wait for death."

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Seeing that this kid finally said something sensible, Su Yichen's frown relaxed a little, but he also gave his opinion on this kind of life of eating and waiting to die.

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"I have actually seen the place you described, but it seems a little late for you."

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Upon hearing that there really was such a place in Beijing, Su Haoxuan instantly became excited.

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"Where?"

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Su Yichen glared at him and said with disdain:

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"There is a fully automated pig farm in Dongcheng District. No human intervention is needed for the pigs' eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, or even bathing. If you had made this request earlier, you would have gotten a chance."

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Su Haoxuan: “..............”

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