I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Seeing that my elder brother was hesitating, as if he wanted to say something but was too embarrassed,

Su Erniu hurriedly asked:

"Brother, what do you want to say?"

Su Yichen: “.................”

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Now Su Yichen began to doubt whether this girl was really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.

say what?

He was afraid that if what he wanted to say got out, he would be beaten to death by his grandmother.

Su Yichen glared at Su Erniu impatiently, and was holding his breath, so he had no choice but to explain.

"Nothing, I'll think about what you just said, now I need to shit and get out of here."

Obviously,

From the expression on Su Yichen's brow, it was clear that this young CEO, who always kept his word, was extremely angry at this moment.

However, when Su Erniu heard her elder brother say such rude words, she was stunned.

"Holy crap, bro, can you still poop?"

Su Yichen: “...............”

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Perhaps she felt that there was something wrong with what she said, Su Erniu blushed and hurried to explain.

"No no no!"

"Brother, what I mean is how can you say such uncivilized words? Grandma taught us the Four Books and Five Classics since we were young. For something like this, the least we can do is to go to the toilet instead."

Su Yichen: “..............”

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Su Yichen now regrets bringing this girl back from Country B. If he had known that Su Erniu was the most masculine girl in their entire Su family, he would never have agreed even if his second uncle threatened him with a knife.

Frowning and looking at the slightly relieved face, Su Yichen was about to open his mouth to scold but Su Erniu beat him to it.

"By the way, big brother, according to traditional Chinese medicine, frowning all the time is bad for the kidneys. I think your gloomy face all day is related to this?"

Unable to bear this girl's nagging in his ear like Tang Seng, Su Yichen was so angry that he grabbed her collar and scolded her.

"Take your things and get back to school within ten minutes. If you're late, I'll have someone throw you into the sea to feed the fish."

Su Erniu: “..................”

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When her beautiful eyes met her elder brother's murderous look, Su Erniu was so frightened that she shuddered.

But the next second, after realizing that her brother's every move was completely within her sister-in-law's expectations, Su Erniu pretended to be calm and replied.

"Brother... you are too cruel. I am your cousin and you want to throw me into the sea. Now your relationship with sister-in-law has not eased yet. If I die, you won't have to worry about one dark night when Mr. Song brings a bouquet of flowers and rekindles his old love with sister-in-law......"

At this point, Su Erniu deliberately prolonged her voice.

Knowing that letting her brother imagine what was going to happen next would be much less effective than speaking it out loud, Su Erniu just waited quietly for his reaction.

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as predicted,

When Su Yichen heard that Song Zihao and Lin Xiaoyu had rekindled their old love, his face gradually became extremely gloomy.

He didn't know whether these two had any relationship before, but he saw that Lin Xiaoyu had been intentionally or unintentionally showing favoritism to Song Zihao during this period.

Although this girl in front of me can't do anything, at least she is a woman.

Having such a little spy always watching over Lin Xiaoyu is better than letting that guy named Song take advantage of the opportunity to show off.

Thinking about this,

Su Yichen forced a smile, and when he spoke again, his tone no longer had the fierceness from before.

"I asked someone to buy you a birthday present from abroad. Go pick it up at the old house in three days."

Su Erniu: “.............”

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Seeing that her elder brother had finally gotten the idea, Su Erniu was surprised and quickly told him today's task.

"Whee!"

"I know that my eldest brother loves me the most, but if you can treat my sister-in-law with the same care you have for me, I guarantee that the guy named Song won't stand a chance at all."

Seeing this girl mention the thing that he hated again, the smile that Su Yichen had just forced out on his face disappeared instantly.

"Okay, I understand what you said. If you have nothing else, please leave now. I really need to go to the bathroom this time."

Seeing that her elder brother always wanted to drive her away, for a moment Su Erniu even suspected that there was a woman hiding in his bed.

"Brother, please stop chasing me away. If you have listened to my words, you should also express your opinion. It is not certain whether my sister-in-law can continue to be your wife. If I go back like this, then my trip today will be in vain."

Naturally, he didn't know what this girl wanted him to express, so Su Yichen couldn't help but ask in a cold voice.

"Take a stand?"

"What do you want me to say?"

The two looked at each other briefly, and Su Erniu felt that his elder brother was simply a fool.

"Of course, I'm more sincere than that guy surnamed Song. He has been courting my sister-in-law time and again. Although you have evidence, you can't just wait there like an idiot. I've already thought about it for you. You and my second brother will discuss how to please my sister-in-law, and I will be responsible for staying by her side as your insider. Together, the three of us will make sure that guy surnamed Song doesn't even stand a chance."

Su Yichen was speechless, but when he was about to refuse, Su Erniu's next words forced him to rethink.

"If you still want a wife, then put away the idea of ​​using violence. First of all, my sister-in-law won't buy it. Even if Song Zihao is gone, there will still be Zhang Zihao and Wang Zihao. You have to be sincere when pursuing a girl. Besides, grandma has taken away all your rights. So far, the only people you can mobilize are me and my second brother, so we are no match for them in a fight."

Su Yichen was speechless, but after a brief moment of contemplation, he had no choice but to reluctantly agree to Su Erniu's idea.

Since force doesn't work, he can only take the path he hates the most.

But before that, there is something more important that this girl must agree to.

Thinking about this,

Su Yichen stared into her eyes coldly and said word by word:

"Okay, but I will handle this matter with your second brother. You should just focus on chatting and shopping with your sister-in-law. It's best not to interfere in her relationship."

Su Erniu: “..................”

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