I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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What about the knife?

Where is my 150-meter razor?

Looking at the little girl in front of him who was maliciously slandering him, Su Yichen was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

Still too hopeless to find a needle to play with?

I wonder if anyone has a needle that...

never mind,

Su Yichen was worried that if he said such words, his grandmother would come with a machete to punish him, so he had no choice but to endure it.

But looking at Su Erniu's proud expression in front of him, Su Yichen felt a sense of grievance.

"Get lost, I need to get dressed."

After cursing in a bad mood, Su Yichen pushed Su Erniu hard, stood up and was about to put on his clothes.

However, Su Erniu was frightened when she saw this scene.

It's okay to vent your anger on this bitter-looking brother in front of you, but it would be terrible if he really saw something eye-catching.

"Brother...Brother, what are you doing? I am a young girl who doesn't have a boyfriend yet. If you dare to lift the quilt, I will call for help and let everyone come over to have a look."

While talking,

Su Erniu even took out her cell phone to record a video.

Su Yichen glanced coldly at the fill light that had been turned on, subconsciously tucked the quilt in again and shouted angrily.

"You don't want the phone anymore?"

Just a few words, but when they come out of Su Yichen's gloomy mouth, they always make people feel suffocated and fearful.

Seeing that the eldest brother was about to be exposed and hid under the quilt, Su Erniu carefully took a sneak peek and quickly explained in a coquettish manner.

"Whee!"

"I just want to remind you to be careful not to catch a cold. Now I have something very, very important to tell you. For my own safety, you must stay in the quilt in your current state."

Su Yichen: “................”

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Su Yichen frowned helplessly, not knowing what this little girl was up to next.

"Tell me what you want to say, and then get out."

Once again being chased away by her elder brother in this manner, Su Erniu looked a little embarrassed.

But in order to successfully complete the task assigned by her sister-in-law, she still gritted her teeth and sat next to her eldest brother.

"To tell you the truth, I have already found out some information about that guy surnamed Song from my sister-in-law. This guy actually dared to confess his love to my sister-in-law. How could the masters of our Su family possibly endure such grievances?"

"Brother, I think you should divorce your sister-in-law as soon as possible, otherwise the Song guy will make your sister-in-law happy and cheat on you."

At first, he didn't think much of what Su Erniu said about Song Zihao's confession to Lin Xiaoyu. After all, he had seen it happen yesterday, and to vent his anger he even gave that bastard a good lesson.

But until he heard Su Erniu's next words, Su Yichen was really angry.

Divorce quickly to avoid being cuckolded?

This girl slept with her shoe pad as a pillow last night. Maybe it must have damaged her brain.

"Su Erniu, do you still think that I dare not beat you when I am naked?"

Su Yichen shouted coldly, anger evident between his brows. If it weren't for the fact that the girl in front of him had the same blood flowing in his body, she would have probably been sent to the emergency room by now.

Naturally, it can be seen that the eldest brother is very angry, but this is exactly what Su Erniu wants.

Since my eldest brother doesn't agree to divorce, then the rest of the things will probably only have a 50% chance of success.

Next second,

Su Erniu just smiled, and the innocent and cute look on her face made people feel a little funny.

"Whee!"

"I know that big brother will never be willing to part with sister-in-law, but since you still want sister Xiaoyu to be your wife, you can't just watch other men perform. What if Song Zihao really warms sister-in-law's heart over time? I think you should also perform appropriately. After all, the one who is close to the water gets the moon first. You, who have the certificate, are afraid of those who don't."

I thought this clever guy was up to something. Yesterday he found an excuse to ask him to buy roses, and now he's taking advantage of the situation to persuade him to express his love to Lin Xiaoyu.

cut.......

childish!!!!

Very childish.

"Forget it, you should stop being so kind. Song Zihao can't warm your sister-in-law's heart, but your eldest brother has warmed her body. Today I will arrange for someone to beat Song Zihao up. Even if he is not beaten to death, he will definitely be crippled for seducing a married woman. By then, the love rival will become a mortal enemy, and your sister-in-law will follow me home obediently."

Su Erniu: “...............”

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When Su Erniu heard that her elder brother was going to use violence again, she was shocked.

OMG!

This is a love affair, not a competition to find a husband. How can there still be such rude people in this society?

Worried that if he used force, his sister-in-law would really be taken away by that man named Song, Su Erniu hurriedly interrupted his fantasy.

"Oh, brother, you really went to a brothel on an empty stomach. If you really do this, my sister-in-law will divorce you within three days."

Su Yichen was speechless. Why did this girl seem a little strange today?

Su Haoxuan had said that he asked this girl to come here to lurk beside Lin Xiaoyu as an insider, but now, no matter how he looked at Su Erniu's words and actions, he always felt that she was from the enemy camp.

Su Yichen suspected that the girl's motives were not pure, so he frowned and questioned her in a cold voice.

"What do you mean?"

Seeing that her elder brother didn't even hear such obvious words, Su Erniu had no choice but to explain helplessly.

"You are so petty!"

"You've been with my sister-in-law for so long, haven't you figured out what kind of person she is? She's a girl, not a she-devil. How can you win a girl's heart if you fight and kill all the time? I guarantee that if you hit her, my sister-in-law will definitely be biased towards that smooth-talking guy. When your wife is gone, I'll see if you'll regret it."

Su Yichen: “..............”

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After hearing this, Su Yichen was completely speechless.

This girl is not very old, but where did she learn all these jokes?

Going to a brothel on an empty stomach is petty?

This little brat knows too much.

“It’s not…you…”

As the eldest brother, Su Yichen wanted to teach him a lesson, but when he opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say.

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