After the rebirth of the world-weary zombie emperor, he was kissed and cried every day

Lu Huaishan carried the things on his back, shouldered the zombie, and pulled Su Qian'an inside. He used the key to open the door of 603 and saw that the room was in a mess with clothes all over the floor.

As soon as 009 entered the room, he jumped out of Su Qian'an's arms without Lu Huaishan saying anything. He found a corner, stood against the wall and reflected on his mistakes. His attitude of admitting his mistakes could be said to be very positive.

Lu Huaishan glanced at it and ignored it. He put down the bag and the zombie, walked to the bedroom along the fallen clothes, knocked on the door, and breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the voice inside.

"It's your father. If he's not dead, come out quickly. Something happened outside."

Turning to look at Su Qian who was standing aside with an innocent look on his face, he added, "Put on your clothes before coming out."

After saying that, he pulled Su Qian'an to sit on the sofa and wait for them. When he saw the things on it, he silently pulled him to sit on the stool in the dining room, opened the refrigerator, poured him a glass of milk, and heated up a sandwich for him.

I thought speechlessly, no wonder no one answered the phone. Looking at the situation in the room, they were quite busy after they came back last night.

About five minutes later, the bedroom door was opened from the inside and two men with extraordinary looks walked out.

The guy walking in front had his hair dyed purple and was wearing a floral shirt, looking lazy and casual. The top two buttons were still unbuttoned, revealing the traces of passion underneath.

The guy behind looked more stable, wearing a similar style floral shirt with the buttons buttoned up meticulously, and his shoulder-length hair tied casually behind his back.

Lu Huaishan reached out to cover Su Qian'an's eyes and frowned slightly.

"Gu Xuan, didn't I tell you to put on your clothes before coming out? Button them up for me."

"Hey, who told you to bring people here without telling me?"

Gu Xuan buttoned his shirt casually, pulled Xiao Sui behind him, and sat opposite Lu Huaishan. He looked at Su Qian'an, who was sitting next to him and eating, with surprise.

"Oh my goodness, that kidnapped person? She's so pretty, I want to kidnap her too..."

Gu Xuan's expression suddenly became distorted. He grabbed the hand of the person next to him and said in a flattering manner.

"Ah...baby, I was wrong! I was really wrong, baby, can you let go first?"

Xiao Sui snorted coldly, loosened his hand that was pinching his waist, raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Huaishan opposite him, jokingly.

“Is the iron tree blooming?”

"uh-huh."

Lu Huaishan responded, ignoring their surprised expressions, took out his mobile phone, opened the trending search, and handed the phone to them.

"I'll talk about my business later, take a look at this first."

Xiao Sui and Gu Xuan huddled together to watch the video on the phone. Their expressions became more serious the more they watched. After watching, they returned the phone to Lu Huaishan.

A moment of silence.

Gu Xuan touched his chin and said, "Isn't this the real version of Resident Evil?" He turned and looked at Lu Huaishan excitedly.

"So exciting, I like it. Are the zombies the same as in the movies? When are we going out to kill zombies? We...ah!"

He turned his head, his eyes red, and looked at Xiao Sui aggrievedly.

"Wife, why are you pinching me again? Touch me quickly, it hurts~"

Xiao Sui touched him a few times perfunctorily and pinched his waist gently.

"Let's talk about business, be serious."

Gu Xuan lowered his head aggrievedly and grabbed his hand to play with it. He unbuttoned his sleeves and reached in to touch his strong arms, muttering something.

"What's wrong with me..."

Xiao Sui glanced at him, without pulling his hand back or saying anything.

Lu Huaishan had long been accustomed to this scene.

Only Su Qian looked at them with curiosity, then turned to look at Lu Huaishan, leaning a little towards him.

"Hubby~ I want to touch it too~"

He imitated Gu Xuan's coquettish tone perfectly, even his expression was not spared.

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"Wow~"

Lu Huaishan's heart skipped a beat, and he came to his senses, looking at him with a somewhat amused look. He dragged Su Qian'an and the chair to his side, took a deep breath, and wanted to teach him a lesson. However, seeing his face begging for praise, he could not help laughing out loud, and reached out to gently rub his face.

"Su Qian, don't learn everything."

Listen to what he has learned and what he has touched. He just relies on the fact that he is a fool and I can't really do anything to him.

Su Qian'an obediently let him rub his face. He didn't seem unhappy when he told her not to learn, and his speech was a little unclear.

"Got it, husband, I want to eat a small cake."

"Okay, I'll do it for you. Wait."

It’s time for lunch, so we can talk about the zombies later.

After saying that, he stood up and looked at Xiao Sui and the others, pointing at the mummy zombie he brought back on the ground.

"I caught one and brought it back. You guys can check it out later to see if it has any other weak spots besides its head. Also, be careful not to get caught or bitten by it. This virus seems to be transmitted through blood."

Xiao Sui and the others nodded. After Lu Huaishan walked into the kitchen, Gu Xuan immediately sat next to Su Qian'an and looked at him with a curious look on his face. Xiao Sui went to see the zombie, but kept his ears open for the sounds over here.

Compared to the zombie apocalypse or something, they are more interested in Lu Huaishan's sudden success. He even cooked for himself, and the cool guy turned into a househusband.

Gu Xuan was still trying to get close to him. He moved closer to him with a smile, peeled an orange, handed it to him, and started talking.

"Little beauty..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a creepy feeling rising from his coccyx to the top of his head. Gu Xuan knew without even looking that Xiao Sui had heard it. He immediately sat up straight, his eyes as upright as if he wanted to join the party.

"Hello, sister-in-law. My name is Gu Xuan. When did you and our brother Lu meet?"

Without 009's remote control, Su Qian'an didn't understand the meaning of many of his words. Facing strangers, like a child looking for help from his parents, he subconsciously looked at the black cat who was facing the wall and thinking about his mistakes.

【Tongtong, what should I say? 】

009 shook his tail and said, "An An, just repeat what you said this morning about the mission and how he 'forced' you to go home last night."

Su Qian obediently repeated to Gu Xuan what Lu Huaishan's "beastly behavior" had done yesterday, which earned an exclamation from Gu Xuan.

"Fuck, you are worthy of being Brother Lu, so wild!"