After the rebirth of the world-weary zombie emperor, he was kissed and cried every day

"Husband~"

Su Qian'an's voice was deliberately soft and coquettish, and sounded very sweet, as if he was acting coquettishly. If it were someone else, they would have hugged him and asked what was wrong.

Lu Huaishan also thought about it, but he inexplicably had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Hubby, I..."

He reached out and pinched Su Qian'an's mouth to interrupt him, then drove with one hand and spoke in a serious tone.

"I'll tell you later. You can't talk to the driver while he's driving."

Lu Huaishan was a little scared, Su Qian said something earth-shattering again.

Su Qian didn't say anything. He blinked, nodded, sat obediently in the passenger seat, and covered his mouth with his hands.

An attitude that says 'I'm very good and very obedient'.

Seeing him like this, Lu Huaishan almost thought that he was overthinking it, but now was really not the time to talk, so he decided to wait until he got to Xiao Sui and the others to ask.

The environment inside the car suddenly became quiet. Even the black cat nestled on Su Qian'an's knees was quiet and motionless, and stopped licking its fur. It was as well-behaved as a decoration.

……

To be honest, he didn't think there was anything wrong with Su Qian'an doing this, but if his cat was involved, that would be a big problem.

This cat is going to cause trouble.

This morning alone, from the time he woke up until now, in a little over two hours, this cat has shown him what it means to be a spirit cat.

Despising him, acting cute, opening the car door with Su Qian, making Su Qian angry, and having the skillful coaxing skills...

In ten minutes, a person may not be able to calm down an angry friend, but a cat can.

Thinking about how they looked at me right after they made peace, I couldn't help but twitch my lips.

He now reasonably suspected that the cat was using itself as a shield when trying to coax people.

……

Tsk, just throw it away.

In this way, they drove all the way to the gate of Xiao Sui's community. The place where they lived was relatively remote, close to the suburbs. This was an area of ​​new houses and not many people lived there yet. Therefore, there were actually very few zombies nearby, only about a dozen or twenty, wandering around the gate of the community.

They heard the sound of cars coming towards them.

Lu Huaishan was still thinking about how to get in when he heard a rough and powerful voice, "We'll open the door in a while, you choose the right time to come in."

He looked in the direction of the sound and saw a burly man in security uniform coming out of the security room with a bloody steel fork and a shield. He started knocking on the fence far away from the door to attract the zombies over.

Some of the zombies were attracted by his voice, and the iron gate opened.

Lu Huaishan saw that the door was almost open, so he walked in along the edge of the door. The person inside reacted quickly and closed the door immediately after seeing him come in.

They moved quickly and three zombies followed in, while the others were pushed out by the iron gate.

Li Kui, the security guard, stopped banging on the fence when the door was closing, and ran over here, hitting the shield with a steel fork as he ran, attracting a zombie over. He grabbed his neck with the steel fork, trapped him on the ground, and smashed his head hard with the shield.

After dealing with this one, I was about to help deal with the rest, but I saw that the owner of the SUV had gotten out of the car at some point. There was a zombie with its head separated lying on the ground, and he was chopping off its head with a fire axe. His movements were clean and neat, one head at a time.

He is so professional, as if his ancestors were executioners.

He exchanged glances with the person in the security room and looked at the man.

The man was tall and sturdy, wearing a black jacket with a little blood splattered on it. He exuded a sense of ruffianism and hostility. His profile was clear and sharp. He was wiping a bloody fire axe, and there was a hint of disgust between his eyebrows.

Xu Shuo walked out of the security room and walked towards Lu Huaishan with Li Kui.

When they came over, Lu Huaishan had already wiped the axe clean. He took good care of the axe because he estimated that he would not be able to find a weapon more suitable than it for a long time in the future, so he had to maintain it well.

"Hello, I'm Xu Shuo and he's Li Kui."

Just as Lu Huaishan put away the axe, a cold voice rang in his ears, and a pair of thin and slender hands appeared in front of him, with distinct joints, which was quite beautiful.

However, it is not as good as Su Qian's.

He stretched out his hands and held the hands lightly, then separated them immediately. He looked up at the owner of the hands and spoke in a light tone.

"Hello, I'm Lu Huaishan, thank you for what I just did."

Xu Shuo's appearance is not particularly outstanding, but he has a gentle temperament. His skin is fair and his lips are lighter than those of ordinary people. He has the feeling of a sick beauty.

The security guard named Li Kui, who looked like a man from the Northeast, was tall and had a fierce look. He looked like a very strong man, but now he was standing quietly behind Xu Shuo, without saying a word, like a guard in ancient times, protecting his master with all his heart and dedication.

"You're welcome. Are you from the city? How's the situation there?"

Lu Huaishan leaned on the trunk, looked up at him and shook his head.

"I don't live in the city center, but in Qinghu, which is quite a distance from the city center. The situation there is much worse than here, but it's not too bad."

Xu Shuo nodded thoughtfully. "I see. Qinghu is very close to the city center. It must be very difficult for you to get here smoothly, right?"

Lu Huaishan knew that he was trying to trick him and wanted to know if he had encountered any problems along the way so that he could judge whether it was safe outside.

"Fortunately, maybe I was lucky. I didn't encounter many zombies along the way, so the journey was relatively smooth."

Xu Shuo smiled when he heard this, and didn't ask any more questions. "We and some residents here have already organized a cleanup of a group of zombies inside. The ones tied with red ropes downstairs have not been cleaned up. Remember to pay attention when you enter the floor later."

Lu Huaishan raised his eyebrows and looked at him in surprise. He didn't expect that he could act so quickly. He was able to organize everyone in just one morning. This was not an easy task.

"Okay, I'll probably be staying in Building 12, Room 603 recently. If you need anything, you can come find me. I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

Hearing him say that, Xu Shuo's smile became more sincere. "Okay, then I won't be polite. To be honest, we are short of manpower right now. It's really great that you are willing to help. I won't bother you now. You go ahead and get busy. We'll contact each other later."

Lu Huaishan nodded, turned around and walked back to the car. When he sat in the car, he found that Su Qian'an was still covering his mouth. He couldn't help laughing. He reached out and rubbed his head, drove towards Building 12, parked in the parking space downstairs, turned to look at Su Qian'an, and smiled.

"You can talk now. What did you want to say when you called me before?"

When Su Qian'an heard that he could speak, his eyes lit up, and he excitedly grabbed his arm, looked at him expectantly, and spoke in an excited tone.

"Honey, I want to eat cupcakes. Everyone said you can make cupcakes and you can make a whole house of them for me. Is that true?"

Ah.

Lu Huaishan sneered. This cat actually used him as a shield. In the end, the person he had made angry still had to help him.

Lu Huaishan didn't want to pay attention to it, but looking at Su Qian'an's expectant look, he couldn't bear to refuse.

"I can only make one. I'll make it for you later."

"Thank you, husband! You are so nice!"

Su Qian is very satisfied as long as he has something to eat.

After Lu Huaishan finished talking to Su Qian'an, he lowered his head and looked coldly at the black cat in his arms that was raising its paw to him as a gesture of asking for help. He took it out of Su Qian'an's arms, put it in front of him, looked at it at eye level, and sneered.

"You are really amazing. You dare to use me as a shield and make a room full of cakes?"

"Meow~"

Ignoring the flattering cat's cry, he looked at it with a gloomy face. Suddenly he saw something, raised his eyebrows, and a cruel smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Yo, you haven't been neutered yet?"

"Meow..."

[Host, help! ]

009 felt hopeless as he was held by Lu Huaishan, not daring to struggle.

I can only comfort myself that it's just a piece of missing data. With points, I can update the system and have better data.

It's all about points, woo woo woo.

Su Qian didn't understand why the system asked him to save it. It was the first time he saw the system like this. He glanced at Lu Huaishan, who was smiling and looked very "happy", then looked at the system that seemed to have no desire to live, and asked curiously.

"Honey, what is sterilization?"

Lu Huaishan threw the cat in his hand back into Su Qian'an's arms and said without changing his expression.

"It's a good thing. It's good for the cat's health and allows it to stay with you longer."

Su Qianan caught the system and held it, looking at Lu Huaishan happily, and said excitedly, "Then you should do it, too, husband! If you do it, you can stay with me longer!"

This way you will have more small cakes than you can finish!

009 nestled quietly in Su Qian'an's arms, seemingly admitting his mistake, but in fact he was almost laughing like crazy in the system space, trying to cover his mouth with his paws for fear of letting out a joyful "meow".

"..."

Lu Huaishan looked at his expectant expression and felt a heart attack. He silently pinched Su Qian'an's face and gently pulled it away.

"Don't even think about it. This person can't do it. Only a cat can do it! It's good for the cat's health. It's a cat, not a person. Don't just listen to half of what I say, idiot."

“Ah…I see.”

Listen to the tone of disappointment.

He must have done a lot of evil in his previous life, which is why he met Su Qian in this life.

Tsk, that’s terrible.