After the rebirth of the world-weary zombie emperor, he was kissed and cried every day

"Meow, meow, meow!"

Gu Xuan sat on the chair, supporting his chin with his hand, watching the black cat drinking milk and cursing at the same time.

"Brother Lu, how did you provoke it again?"

It has been scolding since Lu Huaishan carried Su Qian out. It scolds very loudly and without stopping. Even when it was so angry, it still didn't forget to drink milk.

"Ding."

Lu Huaishan took the baked cake out of the oven, and with his other hand, pressed the hand that Su Qian'an stretched out, squeezed it, and held it in his palm.

"Be careful, it's hot, it's not healed yet."

After saying that, he turned to look at the black cat at the dining table and raised his eyebrows. "I only asked it to help open the door twice."

Is this a door-opening thing?

"Meow!"

009 grabbed the bowl of milk angrily, turned around, faced Lu Huaishan, and raised its tail. No one knew how it managed to make a turn in the middle. It looked like it was giving him the middle finger.

The black panther next to it was eating meat, and without knowing why, it turned around with it, its tail also standing up, but it was straight.

Tsk.

Everyone else was amused by this scene, with Gu Xuan being the most exaggerated, laughing so hard that he fell into Xiao Sui's arms.

“Hahahahahahahahahaha, Brother Lu, please comfort it. The kid is almost mad to death.”

"..."

Su Qian heard the noise and turned around to look at them. He didn't understand what they were laughing at. Since he left the room, he couldn't understand what 009 said. He kept meowing.

[Tongtong, what are you so angry about? 】

【Xiaobu is going to be so angry.】

Black Panther:?

【ah…?】

Su Qian scratched his head, feeling like something was wrong.

[Is it going to get smelly soon? Ask your husband to throw it away and get a new one.]

[An An, don't throw it away. It's alive now and won't stink. ]

【Oh. 】

Lu Huaishan ignored that and after a while he squeezed cream on the cake, decorated it, and sat at the dining table with Su Qian. When he passed by the black cat, he pulled its tail straight.

This time the black cat didn't scold him or meow, but just drank the milk.

I have a bad feeling...

Lu Huaishan looked at the black cat several times and saw that it had returned to its original attitude towards him, as if it was not the one who was angry just now.

Is this just coaxing yourself?

Lu Huaishan looked at it for a few seconds and didn't figure out anything, so he just ignored it and shared the cake with others.

At most, it would just make Su Qian'an make trouble for himself, but it wouldn't do any harm.

However, he still took it for granted.

After returning to the room and washing up, Lu Huaishan held Su Qian'an and planned to tell him a story, coax him to sleep, and also teach him to recognize words.

As a result, after he had only read a few sentences, Su Qian suddenly sat up, came over and kissed him without saying anything.

It’s not right to say kissing, it’s more appropriate to say chewing.

Su Qian'an doesn't know how to be affectionate at all, he only knows how to chew like he's eating food.

Not only did he bite it, he also took off his clothes on his own initiative.

Fuck!

……

In the early morning, everything is quiet. A ray of light appears on the eastern horizon, slowly infecting the blue sky. The sunlight shines through and a light mist is scattered on the windowsill.

Lu Huaishan was leaning lazily against the window of the living room, with a hint of coldness on his body. He was biting a cigarette butt lightly, and the smoke around him was so misty that it was difficult to see him clearly. The transparent ashtray on the windowsill was full of cigarette butts.

Everyone else was still asleep, and the only sound in the entire living room was Black Panther's snoring.

Standing at his feet was a black cat that was wagging its tail, emitting a cheerful aura even though it was standing while holding its breakfast as punishment.

Lu Huaishan looked at the sky, blew out a smoke ring, put out the cigarette, folded his arms, and spoke in a low and hoarse voice.

"the last time."

Hearing his voice, 009 paused in wagging his tail and looked up at him.

"I don't care whether you are really just a little bit spiritual or you have become a spirit through cultivation. I don't care what your purpose is in approaching me. Since you are taking care of Su Qian'an, I won't bother with you about what happened before."

"But if you teach me Su Qian'an's messy seductive methods again."

Lu Huaishan lowered his head, looked down at him with cold and condescending eyes, and spoke without a trace of warmth.

"I will peel off your cat skin and see what kind of person you are."

009 was so frightened by the murderous intent in his eyes that he could not help but take a step back. The bowl in his paws fell to the ground, and the milk inside spilled out, splashing all over the fur on his lower body.

It had no doubt that if Su Qian'an hadn't been there, it would have been skinned and had its tendons pulled out.

009 was spinning in circles in the system space in fear, feeling somewhat confused.

Isn’t intimate behavior what humans like to do most when expressing love?

It is teaching Su Qian'an these things now, but isn't he the one who enjoys it in the end? He was obviously quite happy before, but this time, wasn't he just letting Su Qian'an flirt with him and run away? There's no need to be so angry if you're not satisfied with your desires...

The black panther on the sofa was also awakened by the noise. He was about to howl, but when he felt the cold gaze behind him, he swallowed the roar and let out a small whimper.

"Ouch..."

Lu Huaishan shifted his gaze back and saw the unconvinced expression on Black Cat's face, his eyes became even colder.

"You should be very clear about Su Qian'an's current situation. He can't even read, and doesn't know enough about the outside world. You don't teach him good things, but only these lowly things."

"Have you ever thought that if he thinks this is normal, and other people can do this to him, and he looks like that, if something happens to us, how do you let him live? Rely on his body?"

"idiot."

If Lu Huaishan hadn't seen that Su Qian'an was very dependent on this black cat, he really wanted to kill it and be done with it, no matter what it was.

First she took a shower, then when she returned home at night she stripped naked and came up to kiss him. What the hell was this black cat teaching her?

Are you so anxious to send him to someone else's bed?

Lu Huaishan ignored the black cat that was looking down. He glanced at the time and saw that it was only 5 o'clock. He rubbed his temples which were throbbing slightly in protest from not sleeping all night, rolled up his sleeves and went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. He said something else as he left.

"You have to clean up the dirt you made yourself, and then continue standing after you're done."

Lu Huaishan didn't think that asking a cat to clean up the milk on the floor was too much to ask.

It doesn't have to be a cat.

Lu Huaishan cooked some preserved egg and lean meat porridge and was planning to make some steamed buns and boiled eggs when he felt something furry next to his leg. He looked down and saw it was the black cat.

The fur on the black cat's lower body that was wet by milk had dried up. It lowered its head listlessly and called softly.

"Meow..."

Lu Huaishan didn't say anything, but poured a bowl of milk and handed it to it.

It raised its paw to take the milk, then walked to a small corner of the kitchen and stood there.