After the rebirth of the world-weary zombie emperor, he was kissed and cried every day

When he reached the door, Lu Huaishan found that he had no hands to open the door, so he squatted slightly so that the black cat tucked under his armpit was flush with the door handle.

"Open the door."

"Meow!"

009 yelled angrily and stretched out his claws to open the door.

"Are you scolding me?"

Lu Huaishan walked in while speaking expressionlessly, and closed the door with his foot, blocking Black Panther who wanted to follow 009 outside the door.

The black panther dug at the door a few times, and was then lured away by Gu Xuan using his meat.

"Meow meow meow!"

Although Lu Huaishan didn't understand what it was saying, he knew from the tone that it was not going to say anything good.

Tsk, could Su Qian be a cat demon? This black cat must be his true form, right?

It was so angry that it felt like it was the one sleeping on it.

He placed the medicine box and food on the bedside table and placed the black cat next to Su Qian'an.

There was no need for him to put it out. As soon as the black cat touched the bed, it walked over to Su Qian'an, meowing, and patted the quilt on him, as if trying to coax him out.

"Meow meow~meow~"

The sound of the screaming was even heard, but it was not the same sound when I scolded him just now.

Tsk, double standard cat.

While people were saying that Black Cat was hypocritical, he was no better than the cat. The sound he made when he coaxed Su Qian out of the quilt to apply medicine to him was even worse.

Everyone should stop criticizing each other.

After coaxing him for a while and promising to make him a small cake after dinner, Su Qian'an hummed and crawled out of the quilt, onto Lu Huaishan's legs, and sat down obediently.

It was only after Su Qian'an came out that 009 could clearly see the marks on his body. There were faint red marks and some teeth marks on his neck, arms, and two slender legs.

The exposed parts are already like this, not to mention what's under the clothes.

No wonder Su Qian was so scared by him that she wanted to change her husband. This guy with the surname Lu must be a dog.

Can't you be gentler the first time? It's so intense.

009 was cursing in the system space, completely forgetting that it was it that sent Su Qian'an up there.

"Meow meow~"

It walked over to Lu Huaishan and sat down, patting Su Qian'an's leg with its tail and meowing to comfort him.

No matter how much we curse, this family cannot break up.

[An An, you see what I said was right, Lu Gou, no, the mission target knew he was wrong. Look how good he is now. We are not angry anymore. ]

【it is good. 】

Even if Su Qian'an is angry, he won't make a fuss too much. At most, he will ask to change his husband and call you a bad guy or a bad thing. If you coax him with a few words, he will stop making a fuss.

She just cried quietly by herself, without making any noise or noise, looking so pitiful that it made people feel distressed.

Even if they are very sad, they will cooperate with you and do whatever you ask them to do.

009 felt sad when he recalled the information about Su Qian'an before he lost his memory.

The God of Destiny has no mercy.

Lu Huaishan noticed that Su Qian'an was a little happier and felt that this cat was not raised in vain. At least it was much better at coaxing people than himself.

She hugged the person sitting on her lap, kissed his face soothingly, squeezed some ointment on her hands, and carefully and gently applied it to the delicate skin on the inside of his legs.

He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he felt that the broken skin on Su Qian'an seemed to have healed a little.

As he thought about this, he felt the person in his arms struggling to get off. He pulled his hands back and hugged him tightly, then looked up and saw tears in his eyes. He immediately panicked again.

"what happened?"

"It hurts, don't apply the medicine, liar, it hurts."

Damn, how could I forget that the ointment would be a little irritating at first.

"Baby, I'm not lying to you. It won't hurt after a while. Be good, it will be fine in a moment."

Seeing that he couldn't break free, Su Qian gave up struggling and lay on his shoulder, feeling the burning pain coming from his legs and felt that he had been deceived.

"Liar, bad guy, oooh, I don't want you anymore."

Lu Huaishan hugged him and patted his back, ignoring his next words and joining him in scolding himself.

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault, I'm the bad guy, ok baby, don't cry, it will be fine in a while."

"Bastard."

"Yes, yes, I am a bad guy."

"I want to change my husband."

"No."

“Uh…Hmm…”

Seeing that he couldn't stop crying, Lu Huaishan wanted to change her husband, but this was not acceptable.

He pulled the man out of his arms and leaned over to kiss him to divert his attention. He gently kneaded the back of his waist. Only when he felt the man in his arms soften did he stop his movements and gently comfort him.

After kissing for a while, I felt that he was almost out of breath, so I let him go, reached out to wipe the water stains on his lips and the tears on his face, and whispered.

"Baby, don't ever say you want to change your husband again, got it?"

Su Qian'an was dizzy from his kiss, her eyes were blurred, and she leaned softly in his arms, breathing in deep gulps of fresh air. She didn't hear clearly what he said, she just nodded and stopped crying out in pain.

Lu Huaishan was so fascinated by his appearance that he couldn't help but lean over to kiss him, then hugged him and waited until he recovered before speaking.

"Will you change your husband in the future?"

Su Qian pursed his lips, hid himself in his arms, and spoke in a muffled voice.

"Big bad guy, I won't change it."

Seeing him like this, I couldn't help but want to tease him, so I pinched the back of his neck to make him look up at me, and chuckled.

"Change the big bad, baby, you know what I want to hear."

"..."

Lu Huaishan moved forward a little, his eyes full of smiles, and spoke while touching his forehead.

"If you don't tell me, I'll continue."

Su Qian didn't know that he was teasing her and thought that he was really going to continue, so she spoke without any hesitation.

"Good husband, I won't change."

"So nice."

Lu Huaishan kissed him on the mouth contentedly, estimating that the initial irritation of the ointment had passed and he should not feel any pain now.

"Baby, does it still hurt now?"

"A little bit."

Watching Lu Huaishan's series of actions, 009 finally understood how Su Qian'an, who was so easy to coax, could be made to cry by him.

It turns out that he was the one who did it. After being coaxed, he wanted to tease her again. He is so naughty.

Lu Huaishan didn’t know that he was scolded by 009 again. Even if he knew, he didn’t bother to care. After drinking a bowl of meat soup, he was in a good mood. He picked up the bowl on the bedside table and fed Su Qian’an.

After dinner, I changed him into loose pajamas, took the bowl, took his hand and walked out. After two steps, she couldn't pull him anymore, so she turned around and looked at him in confusion.

"What's wrong? Didn't you say you wanted to eat a cupcake?"

Su Qian pursed his lips and used his other hand to pull open his pants that were touching his legs.

"pain…"

Lu Huaishan smiled and ruffled his hair, handed him the bowl, asked him to take it, then reached out and picked him up and walked out.

"You're so delicate. You can't bear this little pain. I'll find you a wheelchair so you don't have to walk anymore."

While saying that others are being delicate, he hugged people without any hesitation.

Su Qian held the empty bowl, put his arm around his neck, and asked curiously.

“What is a wheelchair?”

"You've never seen a chair with wheels? I'll find you one to play with tomorrow."

"it is good!"

Seeing that he was smiling happily, Lu Huaishan tilted his head and kissed his face, then walked to the door and gently kicked the black cat.

"Come on, Tongtong, open the door."

"……Meow!"

"Click."

Lu Huaishan ignored the black cat's cursing and continued walking out holding Su Qian'an.

009 followed behind him, patting the ground with his tail and making a high-pitched, piercing meow.

“Meow, meow, meow, meow!”

Swearing very dirty words.

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Small theater, another reason why 009 scolded Lu Huaishan:

The time came before Lu Huaishan went out.

009 sat on the sofa and watched his favorability level go up and down for nearly an hour before it stopped. He breathed a sigh of relief and was about to set off some data fireworks to celebrate when he realized something was wrong.

The favorability didn't increase at all.

No increase?

009 was stunned for a moment, then exploded instantly, cursing in the system, furious and helpless.

Scumbag!

If you don't gain favorability after sleeping with someone, what's the difference between this and getting something for free!!!

When Lu Huaishan came out of the room, he saw an angry black cat.

Lu Huaishan was in high spirits and looked radiant.

009 stretched out his sharp claws.

"Meow!"