Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

The little yellow-haired boy was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth. "Is he a god?"

Lu Yan had a sad face. He suffered a huge loss this time. If he had known you were so awesome, why would you ride on such a donkey?

When she turned around, Jin Yanzi's horse and Xiao Hei were gone, and she felt even more regretful.

"Yes, they are gods. Don't look at them. Take your stick and let's go! I hope they can't defeat the Jade Border God of War. I need your help."

“Okay, if I can catch up with them, I will definitely learn kung fu from the gods, preferably the kind that can beat a dragon.

Hero, do you know those kinds of martial arts, such as the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, the Six Meridians Divine Sword, the Flame Blade, etc.?"

"I want to slap you ten times. If you want to learn from me, leave now!"

The yellow-haired boy nodded and ate as he walked, which made Lu Yan furious. He picked up the tonic wine and took a big gulp. He felt a little distressed. It would be unlikely that he would be able to get enough of him in the future.

The two of them flew on the clouds all the way towards the heaven. Jin Yanzi nervously grabbed Hong Guan's arm and looked down at the ground. The big trees looked like ants.

"Are you a fairy?"

"That's fine too. I am the god of the world. Kunlun is just a small world. The world outside is much wider."

Jin Yanzi wanted to ask something when Hong Guan suddenly stopped and descended all the way to the sky above a peach forest. A large number of soldiers were ambushed in the forest.

The leader was not a general in armor, but a woman in black with white hair. She was the White-haired Witch, a high-end combat force under the Jade Territory God of War.

Who would believe that a character like Erlang Shen would have the White-haired Witch as his high-end combat force? It's really funny.

"Look carefully how I kill these trash. If you want to learn it in the future, I will teach you!" The Demon Blood Sword Box appeared, and nine swords flew together, carrying nine kinds of energy to kill these so-called heavenly soldiers. It was like chopping melons and vegetables.

All the heavenly soldiers were killed, and the nine swords surrounded the White-haired Witch. The woman was terrified. What the hell was going on? Why were they all dead?

Two people fell from the sky. The White-haired Witch was pointed at by nine swords and didn't dare to move at all. "Does she have a grudge against you?"

Jin Yanzi shook her head. "I've heard of her name. She was just a killer who wanted to become an immortal. My parents' death had nothing to do with her."

"That's good. Otherwise, it would be hard to kill a woman."

The nine swords were sheathed, and Hong Guan walked up to her. "I heard that you want immortality? I can give you a chance. Wear this ring and you will gain powerful power. Eternal life is just one of them. Do you want it?"

"What will it cost me?"

Hong Guan looked him up and down and said with a playful smile, "What do you think?"

The White-haired Witch is not Jin Yanzi. She is very clear about Hong Guan’s eyes. Although she hates men, she does not hate the God who gave her eternal life.

"Okay, I promise you!"

"You are very smart. From today on, you have eternal life!"

The Almighty Ring bounced high, and the White-haired Witch flew up, held the Almighty Ring in her hand, and wore it on her wrist like a bracelet.

For Hong Guan, the All-Powerful Ring can only help him disguise himself as a mutant, but for the White-Haired Witch, it is a huge improvement.

Blue energy surged throughout her body and her body slowly floated up. She punched towards the distance, energy flew out, and a huge hole appeared.

The energy converged, and the white-haired witch knelt on one knee. "My Lord, Lian Nishang, is willing to serve you, but I have an unreasonable request."

"Say!"

"I am going to kill a man, and I hope my Lord will grant my request."

What the hell is this? There’s a world with Sun Wukong, and the White-haired Witch of martial arts is integrated into it?

"Go ahead, we'll be waiting for you in heaven, you have three days!"

"Thank you, my lord!" Lian Nishang turned into a blue light and disappeared into the peach forest.

Jin Yanzi walked up to Hong Guan and said, "You're just letting her go. Aren't you afraid that she won't come back?"

Hong Guan smiled nonchalantly, "My things are not so easy to take!"

In fact, not to mention that the Almighty Ring has been refined and Lian Nishang only has the right to use it, it is said that Kunlun will belong to him in the future. How can a white-haired witch run away?

The two of them flew into the sky again, but Hong Guan deliberately slowed down his speed in order to let Lu Yan see what he would lose if he made the wrong choice.

They traveled along the way, and Jin Yanzi ate and drank enough along the way, and felt that she had gained two kilograms.

Lu Yan and Mo Seng, with the little yellow-haired boy as their burden, were exhausted and dusty even though they had no enemies and were trying their best to get there.

The most miserable one is Lu Yan. After drinking the tonic wine, other wines have no taste at all.

What's more, he was a poor guy and could only drink alcohol, which made him very miserable.

Sensing the evil spirit from the little yellow-haired boy, who was ten kilometers behind the two of them, Hong Guan accelerated to the maximum speed, arrived at the palace of heaven, and brought Golden Swallow with him, making a superhero-style landing!

With a loud "bang", a big hole was smashed in the so-called main hall of heaven, and a pit was also smashed into the jade floor tiles.

The dancing girl was so scared that she ran away in all directions. The heavenly soldiers around her rushed up like mad dogs and were all minced into pieces by the sword energy!

The Jade Border God of War was on full alert, raised his hand to pick up a three-pointed, double-edged sword, and stood up from the throne.

"Who are you?"

"Chang Wei, I am a space mercenary who has taken over Bao Longxing's business. The evidence is solid that you killed the thirteen members of the Qi family. Come back with me and die!"

Not to mention the Jade Territory God of War, even Jin Yanzi was confused. What nonsense are you talking about?

"I am the Jade Border God of War, not Chang Wei. You have found the wrong person!"

"Yes, it's you. Just surrender!"

"Kill!" The Jade Border God of War couldn't stand Hong Guan's nonsense, so he took the three-pointed, double-edged sword and started to attack.

Hong Guan laughed, "Chang Wei, you still dare to say you don't know martial arts!" He drew out his three-pointed, double-edged sword and rushed forward.

With a "bang", the weapons collided and the Jade Border God of War was knocked away by the huge force, and the weapon in his hand broke.

Hong Guan didn't give a shit, he continued to move forward, swung his three-pointed, double-edged sword, and killed him!

The Jade Border God of War raised his hand again, and a spear flew over. This time he didn't dare to take it head-on, but instead used the tip of the spear to point at the edge of the three-pointed, double-edged sword.

Unfortunately, he underestimated the indestructible nature of the three-pointed, double-edged sword. The spear collapsed again, and the tip of the sword grazed his chest, leaving a huge wound that almost ripped him open.

At this time, the Jade Border God of War was already panicking, "Impossible, how could you hurt me?"

"Haha, Chang Wei, do you think you are invincible just because you are dominating Kunlun? Prepare to die!"

Facing the three-pointed, double-edged sword that was coming at him, the Jade Border God of War flew backwards, energy appeared in his hands, and he slapped Hong Guan through the air.

Hong Guan blocked with his sword, and the Qi hit the three-pointed double-edged sword. Hong Guan took a step back and said, "Interesting, come again!"

The two men kept fighting. Hong Guan only used brute force, but the War God of Yujiang could only use his qi. In less than five minutes, the War God of Yujiang could not hold on any longer.

He deliberately exposed a flaw, and the three-pointed double-edged sword pierced his shoulder and cut off one of his arms.

But he endured the pain, came to Hong Guan, hit Hong Guan in the chest with his Qi, and showed a surprised expression.

"Even if you are very powerful, so what? You still have to become a stone statue in this hall!"

Jin Yanzi ran up anxiously, but found that Hong Guan had not changed at all, and was looking at the Yujiang God of War with a smile!

That strange energy is not even as powerful as the Medusa bloodline of the Queen of Jingjue. How could it possibly petrify Hong Guan!

"Are you okay?"

"Of course, you dare to show off your skills in front of an expert? I've had enough fun now, Jade Territory God of War, you can go and die now!"

Demonic thunder appeared on his body, accompanied by a sonic boom, and Hong Guan appeared in front of the God of War Yujiang.

Under the horrified eyes of the Jade Border God of War, he cut off the remaining three limbs with three consecutive strikes, and appeared beside Jin Yanzi in a flash.

"He's yours now, be careful!"

Jin Yanzi nodded, pulled out the jade hairpin from her hair, and approached the Jade Border God of War step by step. "Who are you?"

"I am the only little girl who escaped that night!" Jin Yanzi gritted her teeth and said, "Go to hell!"

The jade hairpin stabbed towards the chest of the Jade Territory God of War, but this old silver coin suddenly revealed a weird smile, exhaled from his mouth, and hit the Golden Swallow first.

But the jade hairpin also pierced his chest. "If I die, I will take your woman with me!"

Jin Yanzi's feet and hands had begun to turn into stone. Her expression was filled with fear and she looked back reluctantly, only to find that Hong Guan had just arrived behind her and they were kissing each other.

The evil energy entered Jin Yanzi's body through her mouth, refined the energy, and her hands and feet returned to normal.

When the Jade Border God of War saw this scene, he spat out a mouthful of blood and died with his eyes open.

When the two separated, a thin crystal line appeared. Jin Yanzi's face turned red, and she looked at the dead Yujiang God of War with a look of satisfaction at having her great revenge.

Hong Guan picked up the golden bottle next to the throne. Inside was the so-called immortal wine, which could bring immortality if drunk.

I opened it and smelled it, a strong breath of life, demonic energy covered my eyes, and when I looked closely, I saw something like bone marrow inside.

It became clear the second I thought about it. This so-called elixir of life was most likely Shou Lao's bone marrow, with many precious medicinal materials added.

After drinking it, you will also age, but the effect will last longer, probably five hundred years. This is why, when Lu Yan arrives at Bald Eagle and opens an antique shop, he will be an old man.

"This is the immortal wine. Drinking it won't make you immortal, but it will extend your life by about 500 years. Do you want to drink it?"

"Aren't you going to drink?"

"I don't need it, and I suggest you don't drink it either. If you want to live longer, I have many ways to do it."

"Forget it, I won't drink it!"

The demonic energy covered the Jade Territory God of War, and after refining his corpse, it had the energy of about a thousand heavenly soldiers, which was pretty good.

Walking towards the statue in the center of the hall and covering it with your hand, you can feel the powerful energy and a beating heart within it.

The vitality of this fake Monkey King is much stronger than that of the Jade Territory God of War. This so-called petrification is probably just a game. Poor Jade Territory God of War is almost like a clown.