Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Lu Yan, with his eldest brother Cheng's unique smile, sat down opposite Hong Guan and said, "Young man, what kind of wine is this? I feel comfortable all over after just smelling it. Can we drink together?"

Hong Guan smiled casually and said, "It's really boring to drink alone. Please help yourself, big brother!"

"Thank you very much!" Lu Yan had a smile on his face. He quickly picked up a bowl and filled it up, fearing that Hong Guan would go back on his word.

He drank the whole bowl without missing a drop, and hissed, "Good wine, good wine. I, Lu Yan, have been drinking wine all my life, but this is the first time I've drunk such good wine. It's great!"

This is a forty-year-old tonic wine. The medicinal properties in it are extremely effective. Even though Lu Yan is known as a wine immortal, he was drunk with it.

He stood up and started to perform drunken boxing. Jin Yanzi, who was playing the pipa beside him, subconsciously followed the music. It was quite an interesting scene.

Unfortunately, before Hong Guan could take a few bites of his food, a large group of soldiers, nearly a hundred people, rushed into the tavern!

"It seems that you can't stop drinking this wine. Brother Lu, this wine is for you."

After saying that, he stood up, and a three-pointed, double-edged sword appeared in his hand, which automatically changed to a suitable size and swung at the soldiers rushing up!

With a "swish" sound, the weapon was cut off, a line of blood appeared, and the man was split into two halves, falling evenly, blood splattering, and internal organs scattered all over the ground.

"Traitor, kill him!"

Hong Guan let out a long roar of "Die!" and wielded the three-pointed, double-edged sword, charging into the crowd. Blood splattered wherever the sword went. In less than three minutes, all the soldiers were dead, and the blood and internal organs covered the entire tavern!

Lu Yan took a sip and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Young man, you have a strong murderous instinct!"

"Haha, this group of people bully the people and abuse their power. I am being very merciful by killing them so easily.

Lu Yan, I know who you are. Take me to heaven. I want to see if the Jade Border God of War is really invincible.

As a reward, I will give you a bottle of 150-year-old tonic wine, which is no different from fairy wine. It is up to you to decide whether to accept it or not."

Lu Yan didn't hesitate at all. "I am willing to lead the way, but in addition to the tonic wine that is more than 100 years old, there must be enough of this tonic wine on the road!"

"Okay, enough for you. Even if you use it for taking a bath, I'll provide you with enough!" As he spoke, he took out a 20-jin jar and threw it to Lu Yan. There were 15 jin of tonic wine in it. The missing part had evaporated.

"Hahahaha, okay, let's go now!" He broke the mud seal, took a sip, then walked out with Hong Guan.

At this time, Jin Yanzi chased after them holding the pipa and said, "Can you count me in? I have a blood feud with the Jade Border God of War and I want to get rid of him as soon as possible."

Hong Guan tilted his head casually, "What's in it for me?"

"As long as you can kill the Jade Border God of War, I can give you everything I have!"

"Okay, you're one of them, let's go!"

The three of them came to the stable, two of them were riding horses, and when they saw Hong Guan's donkey, they were speechless.

"There are other horses here. How about you change to another one?"

"No need, your horses are not as good as my Xiao Hei!" After Hong Guan said this, the black donkey followed suit and brayed twice and smiled, showing its human nature.

After another pill was fed, the black donkey neighed, pulled off the wooden stake that tied it, and walked out of the stable.

Lu Yan and Jin Yanzi looked at each other. This expert's behavior was different. Without saying much, they led the horses out and ran out of the town.

There was no one on the street at this time, so there was no need to worry about bumping into anyone.

When we arrived at the city gate, we found that it was under martial law, guarded by hundreds of soldiers and a man who looked like a general.

"The road ahead is blocked. Get ready and fight your way out!"

Jin Yanzi nodded and drew out a dagger from the pipa, which made Hong Guan speechless. Ma Zhan used a dagger, so you are here to create atmosphere!

"You stand back, let me do it!" The donkey patted Xiao Hei's butt, shouted, and quickly moved its short legs to come in front of the two horses!

Hong Guan waved his hand, and a gust of wind blew towards the city gate.

In the strong wind, thousands of sword energies flashed, and the soldiers were torn into pieces before they could react. The city walls and gates were all shattered, and a wide road appeared!

One donkey, two horses and three people successfully left the town!

Lu Yan held the wine jar and drank. "I don't know your name, young man, but you have a murderous nature. However, I think the Jade Border God of War is definitely not your opponent."

There was also a gleam of surprise in Jin Yanzi's eyes. She looked at Hong Guan's back with the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

"My name is Hong Guan, and I'm from outside."

"Are you Skywalker? But I don't see the golden cudgel?"

Hong Guan curled his lips and said, "You bullshit Skywalker, our family of planters doesn't need a foreigner to save us, we don't need the golden hoop, and we don't need to save the monkey. He's just the Jade Territory God of War. I can kill him alone!"

The three of them continued to run away. By midnight, after running at least thirty kilometers, the town was completely out of sight.

On a hillside, we had to stop as the two horses could not hold on any longer.

Hong Guan waved his hand and three iron houses appeared. He also got some grass from the Yin-Yang Eye of Ice and Fire for the horses and donkeys, and then went into the house to rest.

On the other side of the town, a yellow-haired foreigner, in his early twenties, carrying a stick, slowly walked into the town.

When the people in the town saw the yellow-haired man, they all stepped back in fear, leaving the yellow-haired man completely confused.

Just when he was about to find someone to ask what was going on, a squad of about ten soldiers came around the corner and saw him.

"Put down your stick!"

Huangmao was startled and wanted to put down the golden cudgel, but the cudgel seemed to be growing in his hand and he couldn't put it down.

I could only panic and say, "I can't let it go!"

The team leader had just finished washing the floor and was furious. "Go, catch this guy and use him to commemorate our dead brothers!"

Faced with the aggressive soldiers, the little yellow-haired boy turned and ran.

He ran, and he was chased, but he couldn't escape even if he had wings. The little yellow-haired boy rolled and crawled, and finally rolled into the trench. Seeing the soldier's knife was about to chop him down, the little yellow-haired boy was so scared that he screamed, like a little sister who was about to be ravaged!

His hands were empty and the golden cudgel fell out of his hands. He heard the clanging sounds of fighting. When he opened his eyes, he saw a monk killing everyone with the golden cudgel.

Soon all the soldiers were knocked down. The monk grabbed the little yellow-haired boy and ran into the woods.

The next morning, Hong Guan came out of the house and the two people next door had already woken up.

Lu Yan leaned against a tree, basking in the sun and drinking wine, feeling very happy.

The golden swallow is cleaning its teeth with branches and salt.

Hong Guan walked up to Jin Yanzi with a toothbrush and toothpaste and handed her a copy, "Use this."

Then he demonstrated how to use it, and Jin Yanzi followed suit. When she smelled the taste of the toothpaste, her eyes lit up.

After brushing your teeth, spread the delicious tablecloth and various breakfasts will appear.

"Lao Lu, come and eat!"

Half an hour later, Lu Yan patted his stomach and slowly got on the horse. He had eaten a little too much and it was difficult for him to get on the horse.

At this time, two people, covered in dew and looking extremely embarrassed, walked up from the other side.

Hong Guan took a look and found that this was the genuine Skywalker.

When Lu Yan saw the golden hoop in the little yellow-haired boy's hand, his eyes lit up, "Skywalker, it's Skywalker!"

This is really speechless. It's only the 1980s. How did Skywalker appear? Is this reasonable?

"Lao Lu, let's go, we still have things to do!"

After saying that, he casually threw the remaining steamed buns and fried dough sticks to the little yellow-haired boy, "Here's some food!"

Little Yellow Hair is a fan of Chinese Kung Fu, but he knows nothing about the allusions!

He had been running all night and was extremely hungry. He took the food that Hong Guan threw to him and ate it in big mouthfuls, which made the monk and Lu Yan look helpless.

"Monk, you eat too. These foods taste really good, much better than what I had in Chinatown."

"No, I'm not hungry!"

"Hong Guan, do you see this stick? This is the golden hoop stick, and this little yellow-haired guy is Skywalker. With him, we can rescue the Great Sage, kill the Jade Border God of War, and bring peace to the world."

"Did Xiao Hei kick your brain? As long as I kill the Jade Border God of War, what do I need a damn stick for? That Great Sage was sealed because he likes to show off, so let him continue to stand!"

"That's not the case. In this world, only when the Great Sage is free can the Jade Border God of War be defeated."

Hong Guan was speechless. He raised his hand and sucked, and the golden cudgel appeared in his hand. "Now it's all right. The cudgel is in my hand. I am Skywalker. Can I go now?

Also, I don't need any monkey to defeat the Jade Territory God of War, I want him to die!"

Seeing that the stick was snatched away, the monk lost his composure and shouted, "Put down the golden cudgel!" and rushed towards Hong Guan.

He casually waved the golden cudgel and beat the monk back. "You said you were just a hair, but after all these years, you have cultivated your intelligence and can barely be considered a demon. Why do you want to seek death?"

"This is my destiny. I must rescue the Great Sage!"

Hong Guan chuckled and swung out with a stick. The evil spirit wrapped around the monk, preventing him from getting hurt. He hit him like a baseball and flew out, and not even his shadow could be seen.

The three people around him were dumbfounded, especially the little yellow-haired guy. In his eyes, the monk was such a good fighter, but he was knocked out like this?

"Master, can I learn Kung Fu from you? I'm a Kung Fu fan!"

"Haha!" A little yellow-haired boy wanted to learn real kung fu. He said he was not mentally ill. Even if he succeeded in learning it, what would it do for him?

"Lao Lu, can we go now?"

Lu Yan looked embarrassed. "Well, well, why don't you take Skywalker with you? He can help too. And give the golden cudgel back to him. It's useless for you to keep it!"

Hong Guan raised an eyebrow and said, "Okay, I understand. It seems that our agreement cannot be carried out. You really treat a stick as a treasure. If you like it so much, I will give it to you.

Yan Zi, are you going with me or with them?"

Jin Yanzi looked around and walked silently to Hong Guan. Lu Yan was a drunkard, and there was also a yellow-haired guy who couldn't do anything. No matter how she looked at him, they were not reliable!

"You have made the best choice in your life. Let's go!" Using the technique of riding the clouds, the two of them flew away into the sky.