Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

"Hello, I'm a freshman in civil engineering this year. My name is Guan Peng. We'll be roommates from now on. Please take care of me!" Looking at the outstretched hand, Chen Xiaozheng was stunned for a moment before he stretched out his hand. "Hello, I'm Chen Xiaozheng."

It was over, and the scene was a little awkward for a while. At this time, Zhang Kai came back with the people from the next dormitory and said quickly, "Guan Peng, Chen Xiaozheng is just like this. You don't have to worry about him. Let's do it ourselves."

"Okay, take the meat out of the bag, I've already cut it up and put it on the skewers! Hey, do you want to eat some together later? My cooking skills are amazing!"

Chen Xiaozheng looked up at Hong Guan's sincere smile, his eyes dodging, "No, thank you, just eat, I still have to study."

At this time, Zhang Kai and his friends had already pulled the table over to skewer the skewers. Hong Guan nodded, and without saying much, he went over to help.

Soon Xu Kaiyang came back, carrying two boxes of beer, the big green ones with 24 bottles each, and he was so tired that his tongue was sticking out. "Help me quickly, I'm dying of exhaustion!"

Hong Guan, who was standing aside, chuckled and said, "If you call me godfather, I will help you!"

Xu Kaiyang put the box on the ground and panted like a dog. "You are dreaming, it is absolutely impossible!"

Everyone burst into laughter. Chen Xiaozheng's mouth twitched, but he didn't laugh. He looked like an outsider, perhaps feeling a little out of place. He got up and left with the book, probably going to the library.

Zhang Kai continued to speak, "Guan Peng, Chen Xiaozheng has this temper, and he is different from us. He has been studying for five years, and has a lot to learn. Xu Kaiyang also introduced him to some part-time jobs making models, so his time is even tighter."

"It's a small matter. As long as I have you as my adopted sons, I am enough as a father!"

A few of them laughed and cursed at each other, then when it got dark, they came to the grove with their things and soon set them up.

Light the charcoal fire, put the big skewers of meat on it, the grilled oil will splash and fall on the charcoal fire, sizzling, sprinkle some seasoning on it, and the aroma will come out!

The six people who were eating roast duck stopped fighting over it and came to Hong Guan and asked, "Peng'er, how long will it take for you to get well?"

"Very soon, two or three minutes will be enough!"

Several people had not even eaten roast duck yet, so they just waited anxiously. When the big skewers were served, each of them took a skewer. After taking a bite, they almost got blisters in their mouths, but they were unwilling to stop.

"Fuck, Peng'er, I didn't expect you to have this skill. The taste is amazing. If you set up a stall, you will definitely make a lot of money!"

Hong Guan sneered, "You are dreaming. I came to the university to enjoy myself, not to work. I attend classes during the day and sell skewers at night. You are trying to kill me!"

Everyone laughed again. Half an hour later, Hong Guan also came to the table. Among these beasts, only two had girlfriends, and each of them had a string of kidneys!

"Hey guys, I can understand these two who have girlfriends, but you single guys, eating so many kidneys, I'm a little scared, I'm worried that your anus will be damaged!"

Xu Kaiyang: "Get lost, you're talking as if you're not single, you're the same, what nonsense are you talking about, hurry up and drink, you already owe two bottles!"

Hong Guan casually took out a bottle of Beijing Erguotou with a 60% alcohol content and a one-pound capacity, unscrewed the cap, inserted a straw, and drank half of the bottle in one gulp. "Are you satisfied now? My one bottle of white wine is equivalent to four bottles of beer. If anyone is dissatisfied, let's switch!"

The six people were all shocked. They had seen people who could drink, but they had never seen anyone so beastly as to finish half a bottle in one gulp!

"Peng'er, you can drink quite a lot. How much can you drink?"

Hong Guan held up a finger, and the six people were a little confused. "You don't mean one pound?"

Hong Guan shook his head, and Xu Kaiyang said, "Don't say it's ten kilograms, you're bragging!"

Hong Guan shook his head again, "I can drink all the time!"

Xiao Pang turned around and spit out a mouthful of beer, "Peng'er, I admit that you are a bit awesome, but if you brag like this, you will have no friends!"

Hong Guan smiled indifferently and took out a box of twelve bottles of Erguotou from his bag. There were eleven bottles left. "If anyone refuses to obey, let's fight. Four bottles of beer will equal one bottle of white wine. Whoever is afraid will be my adopted son!"

When the six saw that it was a father-son game, they immediately rolled up their sleeves. Xu Kaiyang even yelled, "You are courting death. I, the Little Wine God of Peking, will teach you a lesson today. If you back down first, you will have to call me godfather from now on!"

Hong Guan stood up, took a bite of the big skewer, and drank the remaining half bottle on the spot. "Come over here, drink with you, it's considered bullying you, let you come one by one!"

They were all young men full of vigor and vitality, so who could pamper whom? They immediately started a round-robin battle, with four bottles each and Hong Guan drinking one bottle of white wine. After one round, Hong Guan was fine, but the six of them were burping from eating too much!

Xu Kaiyang burped and almost vomited. This is the disadvantage of drinking beer, it makes you gassy. Besides, even a normal person can't handle drinking four kilograms of water at a time!

"Wait a minute, Peng'er, you are awesome, dare you give us a break, let's have a second round, I'm not a coward, this barbecue will get cold if I don't eat it!"

Hong Guan nodded with a smile, "Okay, no problem, eat first. If it's not enough later, I'll bake more. I'm sure you guys will be fed up today!"

In fact, the six people had already drunk. The beer at this time was still a bit intoxicating. They were not drunkards, and with the previous two bottles, each of them had six bottles, which made them a bit drunk!

The problem is that this is a father-son relationship. If he backs down, he will have to call his father his godfather in the future, and he will lose face!

They were almost done eating, so Hong Guan got up to grill the second batch. The four sisters who were out for a walk were attracted by the aroma. The two tomboys, Zheng Wei and Zhu Xiaobei, came over with the reluctant Ruan Guan and Li Weijuan.

Seeing the Hongguan people, Zheng Wei came over immediately and patted Xu Kaiyang on the shoulder, almost slamming the table and saying, "Senior, you don't mind adding us to the meal here, right?"

It was getting dark now, but Xu Kaiyang was still attracted to Zheng Wei. Zhang Kai, who had a crush on the ceiling, turned around a little confusedly, and when he saw Ruan Guan, he couldn't take his eyes off her.

"Guan Peng is treating us today. He's the one who pissed me off today. He's a bit mean, but he's not a bad person. If you want to eat, ask him!"

Hong Guan nodded secretly. This Xu Kaiyang has good family education. Although he looks carefree, he is very sensible in doing things and does not steal the show.

Zheng Wei looked at Hong Guan who was grilling skewers and smelled the aroma. Even though she was very angry today, she couldn't help but walk over!

Before he could say anything, Hong Guan handed the freshly grilled skewers to Zheng Wei, "Eat it for free!"

Zheng Wei took it subconsciously, and soon realized that Hong Guan was mocking her with the allusion of "food given out of pity", and she immediately got a little angry, "Why are you so annoying? Aren't you afraid of not being able to find a girlfriend?"

"Are you my girlfriend?"

Zheng Wei rolled her eyes and said, "Stop daydreaming. I, the Jade-faced Little White Dragon, will never fall for you!"

Hong Guan rolled his eyes at her in return. "Then why are you wasting your time? Do you want to eat it or not? If not, give it to me!"

Just as Zheng Wei was about to retort, the short-haired Zhu Xiaobei came over, put his arm around Zheng Wei's shoulder, took the skewer, and took a bite. "Brother, this skewer you grilled is the best I've ever had in my life!"

Hong Guan pretended not to recognize her as a girl. "Right? You must be Zheng Wei's boyfriend, right? Since you took this child in and didn't let her harm anyone, I'll grill two skewers of kidney for you later!"

Ruan Guan and Li Weijuan, who had just walked over, burst into laughter. Li Weijuan even patted Zhu Xiaobei on the shoulder and said, "Xiaobei, look what I said. I told you not to have such short hair. You got mistaken for someone else again!"

Zheng Wei was even more furious, and felt that Xue Zi was also angry. But she also knew that she was no match for Hong Guan, so she gave the big skewers to Ruan Guan and Li Weijuan, and took one for herself, eating it with gnashing teeth, as if she was eating Hong Guan's meat!

The four guys who had no girlfriends all turned into bootlickers, led the four girls over to sit down, and showed their courtesy to them. Hong Guan felt embarrassed for them!

Another half an hour passed, and Hong Guan finished baking the rest and placed them on the table.

"Hey, you're a kid, and you can still drink? Aren't you afraid that your parents will break your legs? Brother Xiaobei, you should eat two more skewers of kidneys, they taste so good!"

Before Zheng Wei could say anything, Xu Kaiyang came out to smooth things over. "Peng'er, don't keep talking like that. What children? My name is Zheng Wei, and this is Zhu Xiaobei, Ruan Guan, and Li Weijuan!"

Hong Guan glanced at Xu Kaiyang and said, "No need to introduce, I heard you. Come on, we'll be friends from now on. Zheng Wei, Xiao Bei, Hengsheng'er, Juanzi, let's have a drink together!"

After one cup, Ruan Guan looked at Hong Guan with some curiosity. "Your name is Guan Peng, right? Where are you from? Why does your accent sound a bit strange?"

"I'm from Peking, what's so strange about that?"

Ruan Guan looked at Hong Guan helplessly, "My name is Ruan Guan, not Hose Er!"

Hong Guan laughed out loud, "I know the hose, no problem, the hose!"

Everyone laughed, and they all understood that Hong Guan did it on purpose. Only Ruan Guan was a little helpless, but she had a good personality and was grateful for the favor, so it was hard for her to say anything!

"Lao Xu, are we still going to continue the game we just had?"

Xu Kaiyang was trying to be courteous to Zheng Wei when his face darkened. "Forget it, we won't bully you. We'll give you face today and we'll fight again next time!"

Hong Guan chuckled and said, "Then I'll take it as you admitting defeat. From now on, you can call me godfather!"

The four girls were a little curious about what the game was, but since Hong Guan didn't tell them, the other six were too embarrassed to tell them either. So in front of them, Hong Guan performed a water-sucking trick with a bottle of white wine and a bottle of beer.

The six of them were all numb. It was such a beast. He drank so much. Whoever plays with him next time will be a grandson!

Ruan Guan, the drinker among the four girls, was a little confused. What a tough guy!

After the barbecue, it was completely dark. Hong Guan and the two men who had girlfriends packed up their stalls. Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai and others sent the four girls back to the dormitory. Sima Zhao's intention was known to everyone.

When they returned to the dormitory at night, Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang both started snoring. Hong Guan then opened the system to see what special skills to choose.

This world is relatively safe, so there is no need to choose attack and life-saving skills. It is more important to choose some practical and prank skills.

After a little hesitation, he quickly decided on three skills: Bomber, Telekinesis and Big Hemorrhoid Technique!

The first two skills are very practical, and the last skill is very funny, but they are enough.