Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Hong Guan laughed loudly, "It's none of your business whether I cheated to get in, but I've never failed a grade since I was a child, and I won't fail in the future, unlike some people who fail grades and pretend to be seniors!"

Xu Kaiyang resisted the urge to look back. He couldn't win the argument or the fight. There were people around waiting to watch the show. If he continued making trouble, he would become a laughing stock.

After finally bringing Zheng Wei to the registration office, he turned around and ran with Zhang Kai. If he didn't run, he would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood.

Hong Guan smiled and shook his head, and did not pursue the matter relentlessly. Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai were just a little bit mean-spirited, but their character was okay, and both of them were bootlickers.

Even though Xu Kaiyang has a mental problem and openly licks the Hobbit Zheng Wei, at least people still know about it.

Zhang Kai is even more talented. He saved money and spent money to give Ruan Guan flowers for four years, but he didn't even dare to say a word. He is simply the ceiling of secret love in the world of licking dogs.

Hong Guan checked in after Zheng Wei. When he turned around, he found that Zheng Wei had not left yet. "Classmate, I have already found out where the dormitory is. Can you help me take my luggage there?"

Hong Guan grinned, a little mockingly, "Sorry, no, no appointments with children!"

Zheng Wei's smile disappeared immediately. "What are you talking about? You are the child. Your whole family is children!"

Hong Guan looked him up and down and shook his head in disdain, "Children, no appointment!"

Zheng Wei rushed forward and tried to hit Hong Guan, but was pinned down again. The scene was even more ridiculous than Xu Kaiyang's. Hong Guan even found time to pick his ears and said, "Come on, kid, you're only two meters away from hitting me!"

Fortunately, there was no boxing going on yet, otherwise Hong Guan would be easily nailed to the pillar of shame. The people around him, not to mention the students, even the teachers were almost laughing to death.

Zheng Wei yelled and ran away with her suitcase. Hong Guan followed her with a smile, because the men's and women's dormitories were not far from each other, so it was just right for them to go there.

The two of them were walking one in front and one behind. Hong Guan felt like laughing, as if he was a father who sent his daughter to boarding school in junior high school, but was worried about her and followed her behind!

Soon I arrived at the men's dormitory and heard shouting and whistling. I turned my head and saw Ruan Guan, wearing a dress and a denim vest, strolling on the street. She got on Zhao Shiyong's bicycle and left.

At this moment, I had only one thought: Fail. No one can feed me dog food in front of me. I was about to activate my electromagnetic control ability to puncture the bicycle tire, but unfortunately nothing happened.

Only then did I remember that in this ordinary world, I can still choose three special skills, but my talents and bloodlines have all been sealed. What a failure!

It's really like being in jail for three years. The sow looks like Diao Chan. The actress who played Ruan Guan used to be very pretty. Now she is wearing no makeup. To be honest, she doesn't look that good at all. She even looks old.

It's only in Beijing Architecture University that I can become a campus beauty. I am the tallest among the short ones. There is nothing I can do about it. After all, there are not many girls willing to come to architecture schools.

He walked leisurely to the assigned dormitory, and was stunned as soon as he opened the door, because Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai were in the dormitory, bragging to a few people in the next dormitory, "I tell you, if I hadn't seen that guy was a freshman, I would have beaten him up.

If he can't poop, then I'll consider him a clean one. If he doesn't kneel down and call me daddy, I won't stop!"

"What's it called?"

Xu Kaiyang subconsciously answered "Dad!"

"Hey, here it is!"

"Fuck you!" Looking in the direction of the voice, Xu Kaiyang was stunned for a moment. Seeing that there were many people around him, he felt confident again. "Are you looking for death? I didn't want you to report with an injury, but you are so awesome that you even found your way to the dormitory.

I tell you, you are finished, my brothers are all here, how do you want to die?"

Hong Guan picked up a wine bottle leaning against the corner and broke it with one hand again. Firstly, he looked very handsome, and secondly, it was intimidating enough. When other people saw it for the first time, they were all stunned!

"If you don't want to be beaten, get out of here. Otherwise, if someone gets hurt, I'll be sorry!"

The four guys from the next door dormitory looked at each other, stood up and ran, "Lao Xu, Lao Zhang, it's not that we brothers are rude, but you two can beat him up anyway, so we won't join in the fun. Goodbye, there's no time to wave!"

Several people filed out, Xu Kaiyang was dumbfounded, opening his mouth without knowing what to say. Hong Guan smiled disdainfully, "I say, you two idiots, you brothers, it seems like you are just brothers in name only, you're running away before you even start!"

Hong Guan took two steps forward, and the two took two steps back, looking aggrieved. "I, I said you were a bit too much. I just said a few words to you. Besides, you fought back, and we didn't take any advantage.

Why are you still insisting on doing so? I tell you, if we really start a fight, you will not be able to escape punishment, so you better think about it and don’t cause trouble for yourself.”

The comedy effect has been achieved. Hong Guan certainly won't really do it. He looks at them with a playful expression and says, "Do you think there is a possibility that there are only three people living in your dormitory, and I am the fourth one?"

The two of them were also a little confused, and asked tentatively, "You were assigned to our dormitory?"

"How could I, a newcomer, find your dorm easily with my magical powers? You guys also said that I am the winner and we have no grudges against each other. Why would you beat me when I am down?"

"You are the drowning dog!"

Zhang Kai pulled Xu Kaiyang speechlessly and said, "Old Xu, is this the time to care about this?"

Xu Kaiyang stiffened his neck and said, "Why don't you care? I just lost by one move, how come I'm a drowned dog! We are called chess players meeting their worthy opponents and generals meeting their talents!"

Zhang Kai looked constipated and said, "Lao Xu, why didn't I realize before that if you peel off your face, it can even prevent mushroom eggs!"

Hong Guan also laughed and said, "We are friends after fighting. If you are bullied outside of school in the future, tell me and I will avenge you. My name is Guan Peng, and I am from Peking. Please take care of me in the future!"

"My name is Xu Kaiyang, and I'm also from Peking. I'm telling you, I failed a grade because I don't like the architecture major. My family is in the construction business, and I was forced to do this!"

"Fuck, who is Liang Shan? Is he so miserable? Did he agree to your having sex with him? If not, did you call the police?"

Hong Guan asked three questions in a row, confusing the two. After waiting for ten seconds, Zhang Kai finally reacted and patted Xu Kaiyang on the shoulder, "Guan Peng, you are really a talent. I admire you. My name is Zhang Kai, from Langfang, Hebei, and I am known as the gossip king of Beijing Construction."

Hong Guandian nodded. Langfang is a good place. Later, those who could not afford to buy a house in Beijing or did not have the qualifications to buy a house in Beijing all went to Langfang to buy houses. They commuted for about two hours and came to Beijing to work. I really don’t know what they were trying to do.

The three were chatting when suddenly there was chaos in the corridor. A fat man rushed to the door with an iron pipe in his hand. "Lao Xu, Lao Zhang, are you still alive? We've called someone to rescue you!"

Hong Guan turned around and stepped forward, punching the steel pipe, sending it flying. He then used the Phoenix Eye Fist to hit the fat man's chest with his knuckles.

The fat guy didn't even let out a scream, he just fell down like a golden mountain or a jade pillar. With a bang, the dormitory building was shaken.

The two men and the large group behind them were stunned. A skinny guy immediately screamed, "Xiao Pang was beaten to death. Brothers, follow me and avenge Xiao Pang!"

Xu Kaiyang also reacted at this time and ran out immediately, "Don't do it, it's all a misunderstanding, he's not here to cause trouble, he's the newcomer in our dormitory!"

There were more than a hundred people crowded in the corridor. It was indeed Beijian. There were so many men, full of vigor and vitality, all holding weapons, very brutal!

A man who had just boasted with Xu Kaiyang and the others said, "Old Xu, don't be afraid. If you are threatened, just blink. We have more people, so we are not afraid of him!"

At this moment, the fat man suddenly stood up with difficulty, coughing, and said in confusion, "I'm not dead!"

Ten minutes later, everyone left and the seven of them started drinking again in the dormitory. "Guan Peng, see? These are all my brothers, not the superficial brothers you mentioned. If there's any problem, they will really help!"

Fatty was still rubbing his chest. Hong Guan's attack not only put him in shock, but also turned his chest purple, which hurt when touched.

Hong Guan stood up, took the medicine for injuries and threw it to him, "Go back and rub it, it will be healed in two days. Yes, yes, your brother is very capable. If there is any problem, it will be a good opportunity for me to collect your bodies after coming back and forth!"

With just one sentence, everyone was muted. Talking is so annoying!

Hong Guan picked up a bottle of beer and flicked it, and the bottle cap flew out. "Okay, stop talking nonsense. We are all brothers from now on. Let's drink! Today I will show you how to suck water like a dragon!"

After saying that, he put the beer bottle in his mouth, shook it with a little force, and the whole bottle of beer was sucked up!

The other six were amazed. "Fuck, this is awesome. Let's have one too!"

Hong Guan pretended to stand up to get something, and the six people immediately burst into laughter. Are you kidding? I’m also professionally trained, and you guys are really no good!

Beer sprayed everywhere, the scene was extremely awkward and no one could bear to watch it. The side dishes were also sprayed everywhere. Several people looked at each other and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Guan Peng, you bastard, you knew we were going to spray you, so you just dodged us on purpose, didn't you?"

Hong Guan Xiao Xiong spread his hands and said, "Well, I have received professional training. This is a unique skill that you can't do! Drinking in the dormitory is boring. I'll go out to buy something first, and then find a place to drink in the evening!"

Xu Kaiyang shouted, "Okay, I'll make sure to get you drunk tonight!"

When I came downstairs, I passed by the store where Zhu Xiaobei was wrongly accused. I didn't stop and went straight out of the school gate. Even in Beijing these days, surveillance was not popular. I just found a place where no one was and entered the Mi Lin Manor.

He asked Pan Jinlian and Xiyu to prepare a set of luggage. There were more than 500 women, and it was done very quickly. He took out some iron materials, welded a set of barbecue equipment, got some charcoal fire, and prepared a lot of beef and mutton.

There were also quite a few kidneys and two roast ducks. As for the vegetarian dishes, what were they? When men eat barbecue, isn't it enough to have kidneys? What's the point of having vegetarian dishes!

Carrying the luggage, they put the barbecued items into a sack and carried it up, then put it on the ground. "Lao Xu, Lao Zhang, call a few guys from next door to come over, and let's skewer the food together. When it gets dark, we'll go to the grove near the north gate of the school to barbecue.

I have prepared the meat and kidneys. If you want to drink, prepare yourselves. I have prepared some white wine, 60% alcohol. I think you are a little worried!"

Xu Kaiyang opened the sack and saw the barbecue grill inside. He gave Hong Guan a thumbs up and said, "Guan Peng, you are awesome. I, Old Xu, am convinced! I'll go buy some wine. Old Zhang, go next door and call someone!"

Zhang Kai nodded and went out. At this time, Hong Guan saw the last person in the dormitory, Chen Xiaozheng. He was very quiet, as if he was isolated from the world. In fact, to put it bluntly, he was not sociable, had a little social anxiety, and had no time.