Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

"Don't move! If you take another step, you'll be dead." Wu Sansheng yelled at the others, "Fatty, stop messing around. Come down quickly. Don't step around randomly. Don't touch the vines."

When Fatty was diving naked in the long river of time, your ancestors were not even fertilized yet. "Which one? Is it this one?" He pointed with his toes, and the vine seemed to sense Fatty's position, moving left and right. When Fatty moved, it moved with him, just like an Indian fighting snake.

The fat man drew circles with his left foot and tapped the ground with his right foot. His posture was as enchanting as that of a person in the front row of a nightclub dance floor. The countless snakes on his feet were almost dizzy from his movements.

Wu Sanxing secretly thought that he had done a great job, and put on an anxious look, cursing, "I say, are you done yet? Do you know what this thing is? Come down here now!"

According to his estimation, the fat man would not be able to survive more than a few rounds and would be hung up like bacon, but five minutes later, the fat man was as agile as a live loach, while Hydra Cypress seemed a little angry and embarrassed.

The fat guy can’t eat it, but I can’t eat the pretty boy next to him!

The ghost hand vine didn't stop there. It stretched out its little hand and tied it directly around Wuxie's ankle, then pulled him into the air like a little quail.

"Uncle San~" Wu Xie was swung in the air like a sledgehammer, and the sound formed twists and turns in the air.

"Nephew, are you okay?" Wu Sanxing was so anxious that he kept stamping his feet.

Wuxie was almost vomiting from being beaten up, and was hanging upside down in the air. When he saw his third uncle in the cave with red eyes, he was so moved that he shed tears.

"Uncle San, you bastard, don't just stand there, move a little bit."

She was almost pregnant, and her good uncle, who was connected to her by blood and bones, stretched his neck and howled for 5 minutes, but did not move at all.

Wuxie was about to curse, "I would accept it even if you, old bastard, took out the black donkey hoof. My own nephew is no match for a zongzi!"

The back of Wuxie's head scraped hard against the stone wall, and he felt dizzy with a buzzing sound in his head. He bumped into branches and rocks along the way, and no part of his body was spared. He was hit so hard that he saw stars and almost lost consciousness.

Wu Sanxing nodded with satisfaction. This journey that had been like a den of unlucky people finally had something satisfying.

In a daze, Wuxie gnashed his teeth in hatred, pulled out the dagger from the male corpse's waist, quickly cut the vines, and fell down onto the female corpse.

Wuxie maintained the missionary position... shivering...

He hurriedly rolled and crawled to his feet, but halfway up, the woman put her arms around his neck...

"I'm innocent! I'm pure! I'm still a virgin!" He screamed with his eyes closed, and only opened his eyes cautiously when he felt no reaction around him.

He was wondering what was going on when the hand around his neck suddenly loosened and hit the male corpse's mask directly.

Wuxie: Wow, not only does she take advantage of the little boy, she even slaps her husband in the face. Is this the legendary cuckold?

Female Zongzi: Bah, your husband, your husband!

Wu Xie was so frightened that he almost peed his pants when he saw it. How could that be a human face? The tiny teeth on the pale face looked like a fox grinning.

After a while, Wuxie on the white jade platform started talking to himself.

The entire ancient tomb was instantly divided into two areas: the stage and the auditorium. "Is this an illusion?" Several people stood at the entrance of the cave in the auditorium with their arms folded, watching with relish.

“Hehehe (Of course, the Blue-Eyed Fox Corpse’s abilities are not exaggerated.)”

"Then how come he can't find a wife? Aren't these the legendary charming eyes?"

The blue-eyed fox corpse seemed to be thinking...

Wu Sanxing yelled, "Don't you guys mess around! He's my nephew!"

"My dear nephew, did you watch him crash like a bouncing block for 10 minutes, and then hang in the air for another 15 minutes?"

Zhang Musi raised his middle finger. Zhang Qiling, who was hiding in the cave entrance, quietly poked his head out and gave him two long fingers.

Wuxie was still in a hallucination and didn't know what happened. He stood up staggeringly and walked towards Wu Sanxing.

"My nephew, I was so worried! Are you okay?"

"Third Uncle...are you really my Third Uncle?" Wu Xie lowered his head, his eyes as red as if dripping blood, and looked at Wu Sanxing viciously.

Wu Sanxing was shocked. He had never heard that the blue-eyed fox corpse had the function of announcing the correct answer.

"Nephew, what are you talking about?"

"I know everything!" Wu Xie yelled, "You are the evil ghost that occupies my Third Uncle's body! No wonder there were so many people at your house that day! Get out of my Third Uncle's body, you pervert!"

Wuxie, like a little leopard, leaped on Wu Sanxing with a roar, and grabbed his neck tightly. The strength in his hands was like a pair of pliers, and he couldn't pry it open no matter how hard he tried.

"Ahem, Da Kui, come and help!"

"You pervert! I will die with you today!"

Wu Sanxing traveled far and wide and was very ruthless. If it weren't for the fact that he was his nephew, he would have just cut his head off.

He rolled over and fell to the ground with Wuxie. After breaking free, he ran quickly to the blue-eyed fox corpse. The Qilin Jie was on his belt.

When the blue-eyed fox corpse saw it was running towards him, he stood up, picked up his belt and ran. The three of them began to run a marathon around the Hydra cypress.

"Devil, don't run! I know everything. You just want to kill me and take over my Wu Shanju, and covet Wang Mengmeng's body!"

Wu Sanxing was scolded and desperately chased the Zongzi in front of him, "Don't run away! I paid for it!"

The blue-eyed fox corpse didn't even turn its head, and its steps obviously quickened. "Haha, haha ​​(I'm afraid of the devil, too)!"

The three of them chased each other and ran for several rounds in a stalemate. Wu Sanxing suddenly remembered that something was wrong! He still had people!

"Pan Zi! Pan Zi! You are just watching a fucking show!"

"Third Master" Pan Zi covered his intestines that were about to flow out and struggled to get out of the hole... with an awkward smile.

Well, it seems that he can’t use his intestines to tie up the zongzi. “Da Kui! Da…”

He just ran to Da Kui's angle, and the hammer was steady and easy to use. The female corpse was already foaming at the mouth when he hugged her.

"Why don't you guys give us a hand! Stop watching the fucking show!"

Some of his own men were injured, some were unconscious, and one even wanted to kill him. Wu Sanxing was desperate and shouted at the people at the entrance of the cave.

If we keep chasing like this, when will it end?

"Here comes the boss~"

Zhang Musi was ready when they started to circle. He set up three floor-standing microphone stands in front of him. He and the blind man each had a suona, and he gave the mute a bell, and he went on to play the bell himself.

"The Berlin violin performing artist duo presents a famous suona piece "Horse Racing" to Mr. Wu Sanxing. We hope you can show your style and level in the competition!"

This ancient tomb is a natural arena-shaped concert hall with excellent sound reception. The high and loud sound of the suona instantly penetrates the entire venue.

The sound of the suona brings a thousand taels of gold!

The genes in their blood seemed to be activated, and the three of them unconsciously quickened their pace.

"Ahhhhhh!" Wu Sanxing, the only conscious living person among them, kicked his legs hard, suffering from inhumane double torture.

Finally the music stopped. He was almost exhausted. The zongzi in front of him stopped running and quickly took off the Qilin Jie that he was about to take with him and threw it into Wuxie's mouth.

Blue-eyed fox corpse: I am not happy running without a song

“Cough cough cough…” Wuxie felt a bitter taste in his mouth, and his mind became clearer and clearer.

"Third uncle?"

"My dear nephew, you are finally awake. You almost killed my old bones."

Wuxie looked around, suddenly raised his arm, and clicked twice on his watch.

"Uncle San...you watched me hanging from the tree for 27 minutes?"

The content in Wuxie's little eyes was progressive, condemnation, strong condemnation, deep sorrow and protest.

It was true that I was hallucinating, but the timer on my watch was not.

Wu Sanxing: ...Shit, he actually started counting!