Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

At the entrance of the stone wall, the mute sat on the ground and leaned back. The blind man behind him was watching the excitement downstairs with great interest.

Wu Sanxing sneakily touched the Hydra Cypress and it was obvious that there were some tricks going on.

This is the last chance to sell the goods... no, to catch his weakness.

"Third Master, are you busy?"

Wu Sanxing and Da Kui were squatting behind a tree, thinking about digging a hole. When they heard the voice behind their heads, they were startled and sat down on the ground.

"Oh my god!" Da Kui was already scared to death when following the Third Master, and this time he almost wet his pants.

"What are you going to do now?" The iron chopsticks in the martial arts world instantly became as soft as noodles when he saw Zhang Muchi.

Zhang Musi didn't say anything. He stretched out his hand and pulled. The coffin in the snake cypress fell to the ground with a bang, and the Tianxin stone powder flew all over the sky.

"Ahem, can't open it! Can't open it!" Wu Sanxing didn't expect this man to be so fierce, and waved his hands quickly, "If we open this coffin, it will be discovered. We can only dig a hole from the back and stuff it in!"

"Who found out? Which of your 24k pure novice nephews? Was it me, the guy in the cave, or the fat guy with him?"

Wu Sanxing looked up and the corners of his mouth twitched. Well, everyone is here, so what's the point of pretending?

Zhang Musi stopped him from opening the coffin, directly opened a skylight on the coffin, and took out the purple gold box inside.

"Put it out!" With a smile on his face, he provided enthusiastic service.

Wu Sanxing was unsure as he put it in? Are you really going to let me put it in like this? No need to swipe the card? The kidney is still there...

Wu Sanxing didn't figure it out until the coffin returned to the tree, and then he saw Zhang Musi making a gesture for him to continue.

His purpose this time was to replace the silk book in the coffin and lead Wuxie to the path of immortality, replace the box in the female corpse's hand with a snake-browed bronze fish to pave the way for the underwater tomb, and finally let him eat the Qilin Jie from the blue-eyed fox and the mission would be accomplished.

He walked to the female corpse and just as he put his hand on the box, he felt a loud slap on his face, followed by a burning pain on his face.

Looking at Da Kui in front of him, "Why do I remember you coming behind me?"

“Ouch!” Da Kui screamed, and the 200-pound rough man slid dozens of meters away with small steps. “Three, three, three… Third Master! I, I, I, I’m behind you!”

Only then did Wu Sanxing realize that he had just been slapped in the face!

Da Kui nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and raised his short, thick and fat little hands cautiously to his face. He pointed wildly behind him, hesitated for a moment, and then closed his eyes and pointed in another direction.

"What the hell are you doing? Are you teasing the dog?"

Da Kui rolled his eyes and said, "Third Master, please turn around!"

Wu Sanxing turned around and kissed the girl on the face.

The kiss was so solid that his old teeth were nearly popped out. Wu Sanxing woke up completely, frowning with a stern look, a brainstorm raging in his mind.

Pointing forward, he said calmly, "The lying female corpse suddenly sat up. In our thief fighting world, this is called a corpse rising."

Da Kui: "No, Third Master, are you still in the mood to start a small class on thieves and fighting at this time?"

"Shhhhhh," Wu Sanxing waved his hands in a daze. "The male corpse next to the female corpse also sat up. It can be said that the mechanism has been activated."

"But." Wu Sanxing sighed as if waking up from a dream, "The male corpse is staring at you, and there is a videotape next to it. Da Kui, do you know what this is called?"

"Third Master, the police officer at the police station told me last time," Da Kui laughed and scratched his head, "to avoid doing honey traps in the future."

"Oh..." Wu Sanxing understood and turned to look at Zhang Musi, "Brother, let's be honest, can't you just rob me of my money?"

"What are you talking about!" After putting the short video of the three people safely in his pocket, Zhang Musi looked at Wu Sanxing seriously and said, "We are..."

"I understand." Wu Sanxing wanted to memorize it. "You are a formal enterprise, you should issue invoices."

"But, you just..." The man who was half his life old couldn't help crying out loud, wiping his tears with his dirty sleeves, feeling greatly wronged. "Do you really have to let her kiss me?"

"Why do you have to do this fairy dance!!"

When the female Zongzi heard this, she rolled her eyes unhappily and said "Pah, pah", "I still despise you!"

"This thing has corpse poison!" San Ye was desperate and wanted to cry.

He let out a deafening roar, "I beg you! Next time, just rob me directly! Can you please stop being so fancy for now!"

What made him desperate was not the money, but the damn Qilin Jie. In order to cure the corpse poison, he only had Qilin Jie, but this was for Wu Xie! Now this thing seemed to have disappeared from the market, and it was hard to find even a gram. He had to sacrifice several of his men to get it!

If you eat, your grave will be in vain! If you don't eat, you will die!

Just grit your teeth and eat it!

The Qilin Jelly turned into a stream of water and flowed into the throat. This time, what he took was not medicine, but five million!

"No way! Do you really think I make this kind of money?"

Zhang Musi had a look of disdain on his face. It would be a miracle if he could make money with such a simple method. Anyway, he would not pay a penny if someone filmed his short video, and would even ask for dividends from the clicks.

"Oh, then how do you make money?" Wu Sanxing was sure that he would have to pay out of his own pocket, but he would definitely not spend a penny!

All 500 million is gone! Not even a cent is given to him! His face turned red with anger.

He has never been treated like such a bastard in his entire life. He needs to be tough. He must be tough!

"Do you want Qilinjie?"

Wu Sanxing: ...

Wu Sanxing: "Yes"

"Hehehe." Zhang Musi held his belly and laughed so hard. Looking at the old guy's red face, which looked like a monkey's butt that was holding in a fart, he almost laughed to tears.

"Hey, I won't cheat you. The market price is 1500 million per pound. How much do you want?"

"..."

"Qilin Jie, you charge by ..." Wu Sanxing was just about to ask who was quoting by kilogram, when he saw Zhang Musi take out a brick-sized piece from his bag...

Sorry...I'm short-sighted.

"5...5 grams..." He was a little unable to say it. He rushed to the chicken stall and weighed a chicken heart, his face flushed with embarrassment.

"Okay, boss. 15 yuan. Good quality and low price. No deception, right~"

"If I weren't here, your trip would have been in vain!"

Zhang Musi took out his calculator and started calculating.

"The performance fee is 200 million, the toll is 3, the handling fee is 150, the guide fee is 100, Pan Zi crushed a mummy for 9800, your nephew and Pan Zi's four sets of clothes are 1, the gas fee is 9, and the Qilin Jie is 15. The total is. Thank you, boss~"

"Pfft" the blind man on top almost laughed out loud, and complained through his mute voice, "Xiao Si is really taking advantage of me, 0220 0059~"

"He has been calculating all the time." Zhang Qiling sighed, feeling quite helpless.

The transaction was completed and everyone returned to their respective positions. Not long after, the fat man's excited shout was heard from above.

"Damn it, I finally found it. This must be the main tomb chamber of the Western Zhou Dynasty tomb. The body lying on the jade platform must be the body of King Lu Shang. This old man Lu Shang is really wicked. He took over someone else's tomb and moved in himself. Today, I, Fatty, will enforce justice on behalf of heaven and teach you a lesson for this unethical person. I will let you know that this is the fate of tomb robbing!"

Then Pan Zi said calmly, "You'd better not act rashly. King Lu Shang is very evil. I think there must be something else going on here. I think we should find a way to get back to the ground through the cracks above."

The most crucial plot is about to begin. Zhang Musi squeezed into the entrance of the dumb cave, twisted his body and cast a look at Wu Sanxing in the distance. Look at me, the 200 million you spent is absolutely worth it!

Wu Sanxing: I just want to take a taxi home right now!