Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to brother Qing Wuxie for the reminder~)

"Finally, it's quiet."

Inside the house, Pantalone rubbed his temples, looking listless.

He also took off the glasses he had been wearing and wiped them with a handkerchief.

And through his squinting eyes, he had already reflected the mixture of blood and rain at his feet, which was so sticky that it made the mysophobic Pantarone feel nauseous.

But this guy didn't dodge, just silently watching everything under his feet. Dolly beside him even forgot to breathe because of nervousness.

But Pantalone's peace did not last long, as the ornate wooden door of the ship's guardhouse was kicked to the ground by a hunchbacked man.

The fallen wooden door splashed blood all over the ground, hitting Pantalone's delicate face and the glasses that he had just wiped clean.

"Huh..." Pantalone took a deep breath as if to calm himself down.

Then he said with a fake smile: "Well, the people of Liyue attach great importance to etiquette. Remember to knock on the door before entering, and don't be so noisy all the time."

Kakuzu, who was outside the house, walked towards Dolly with each step.

Kakuzu, who was approaching, looked at Dolly's tearful eyes, as if he had endless words to say, but they were all blocked by Pantalone's rock elemental power.

"Open it." Kakuzu said in an almost commanding tone.

But Pantarone was still unwilling to move, sitting dignifiedly in his seat and said contemptuously: "It's impolite... Shadow Guard!"

This is one of Pantalone's trump cards. His six strongest subordinates turned into shadow guards on both sides.

"Why are you so calm? Do you still think I can't kill you? I heard that your head is very valuable."

Aha!

Kakuzu said as he punched the wooden wall behind him, causing the soil and wood to crack, along with the ceiling above.

Then, corpses fell from a great height like raindrops. It was shocking, really too shocking.

How on earth could a man who was so exhausted that he was hunched over do this? Even the six shadow guards that Pantalone relied on were among them.

And Pantalone didn't even know when this happened!

"What a great courage, isn't it? You deserve a higher status and greater wealth!

I am the executive officer of the Fatui, codenamed "Rich Man", and I control the entire Northland Bank. As long as you follow me, you will have countless wealth!

Of course, if I want to have all of this, I must be here. I can give you much more than this woman can! Together we can buy a city, a country, or even an entire continent. This is what you want, right? Kakuzu!"

Pantalone, who was originally exhausted, suddenly became energetic for some reason. He stood up straight and spoke in a very exaggerated manner, which was completely different from his previous calmness.

He even opened his arms as if he wanted to hug the bloody Jiaodu.

"Open!" Kakuzu didn't listen to Pantalone's words at all, but continued speaking fiercely.

Looking at Kakuzu's stubborn look, Pantalone could only spread his hands helplessly.

"Oh, you people. You keep saying that you only care about money. You are so hypocritical!"

Pantalone muttered to himself, but he released the restraints on Dolly.

And when the rock wall disappeared, Dolly threw herself into Kakuzu's arms like a frightened child.

"Jiaojiao, I know why you love money so much. I'm sorry that I lied to you before. I was planning to run away with the money when you made enough money.

But don't worry, I, Baiyi... Dolly Sangge Mahabayi swears that I will be like the money in Jiao Jiao's pocket and will never, ever betray Jiao Jiao.

In the future, we can go to many, many places together and earn a lot of Mora. As long as we are rich enough, we will no longer suffer from poverty..."

Dolly said so much in a flash that it was almost impossible to keep track of it all. After all, she had lived for so long. Her heart had been replaced many times, but her brain had not. Maybe she would become demented one day.

Kakuzu naturally had no right to say anything to Dolly, after all, Dolly just wanted to run away with the money, but based on Kakuzu's previous personality, he thought about killing Dolly directly.

"Ah, what a touching reunion. But may I bother you two for a moment, when do you plan to deal with me?"

Kakuzu really didn't expect to meet someone who was so anxious to commit suicide. Seeing Dolly's injuries, which might never heal, Kakuzu naturally had no chance of letting the culprit of all this go.

The earth-attribute chakra in his hand condensed into a stone cone and was about to stab towards Pantarone.

However, Pantalone still maintained an elegant smile. This guy was not afraid of death at all! How could he be like an ordinary barefoot person when he had so much wealth?

"Pfft..."

Just when Kakuzu was about to succeed, a girl's laughter came from behind him.

"Who?" Kakuzu asked in surprise.

After all, from the perspective of perception, there should be no other life on the entire ship!

Kakuzu turned around and suddenly found that there was a huge mechanical body standing next to Dolly, and the laughter came from the girl in its arms.

"The Fatui executive officer 'Puppet' Sandoni!" Dolly, a big black market merchant, immediately recognized the high-ranking executives among the Fatui.

The "rich man" guarding the forest is fake, and such a wonderful creation, apart from the immortal gods who abandoned ethics and morality, I am afraid that only "puppets" can do it.

Jiao Du really didn't expect that such a huge puppet would walk behind him without him noticing it.

Although it was because my body had reached its limit, the last time I encountered this feeling was with that guy Scorpion.

This puppet has no life, and I'm afraid the girl sitting on the seat is also missing!

At this moment, the people on the coastline were also watching the ship in the distance, but they did not catch up.

"Ah! Why don't we catch up! Even though Kakuzu looks like a bad guy, the way he swam desperately to catch up with the boat despite his injuries was such a manly determination that Paimon almost cried!"

"We can't help it. After all, that place is considered the high seas. Besides, we don't have any actual proof that the Fatui committed a crime. We definitely can't just rush out and chase them. For this reason, we can only trust Kakuzu."

"Ah! How annoying! Why is it always like this!"

Listening to Linghua's explanation, Paimeng wanted to say something, but suddenly there was another loud noise coming from the direction of the ship.

Then everyone looked at the thick smoke rising from the boat, and it actually sank!

Seeing this situation, Jiraiya and others could not wait any longer. Jiraiya jumped onto the water first and rushed towards the cruise ship.

The rest of the people followed behind the solid ice condensed by Ling Hua, and they had to follow closely, otherwise the ice would melt!