Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to brother Qing Wuxie for sending me the reminder talisman~)

"Ah, don't get excited first." Paimeng said, trying to calm Xiajiao's restless heart.

But right now, Kakuzu's heart seemed even more shattered than his body.

"Oh my, even a god would be doomed by this kind of explosion, right? How about you just accept my condolences, brother?"

Wendy said this in a drunken state, and at the same time, he was a little unsteady on his feet. He seemed to accidentally stumble and stepped on Pantalone's body, which had turned into charcoal.

"This is extremely disrespectful to the deceased..." Wendy said as she was about to pay her respects to the corpse.

Kakuzu beside him seemed to have discovered something at the spot where Wendy stepped. He then controlled the black tentacles and directly dismantled Pantalone's body!

"Eh? I know you hate him, but there's no need to be like this...?" Wendy was shocked and sobered up.

Kakuzu immediately crouched down again to check.

As expected! This corpse is just a wooden mechanical object wrapped in a layer of flesh. It is somewhat similar to Scorpion using human corpses to make puppets, but it seems that he does not want to use chakra lines to control it at close range.

“Hmm… Winter’s bionic doll can even use the evil eye. The sophistication of this creation is even higher than Catherine’s.

As expected, this guy would not easily come to the front line. However, this kind of puppet can borrow part of the power of the main body and even retain its self-awareness.

Then the main body can't be too far away, but it should be beyond the little guy's elemental vision. Let me take a look."

"Real pupils revealed!" The Son of God said, and the charming pupils changed again, like the pupils of a fox demon, emitting a faint purple vine color, charming but also with a murderous aura. Then he looked around.

The coastline to the east was quickly confirmed.

"Huh, do you hate this land so much? Why don't you even go to the shore?" Before the Son of God could finish his words, Kakuzu beside him had already shot out like an arrow.

Before anyone could react, he had already rushed out.

On the other side, there was a huge ship already moving.

"Jiao Jiao..." Dolly, who was in the ship's monitor, looked sadly at the flames coming from the direction of the Guardian Forest, her heart full of worry.

With the sound of several footsteps on wooden boards, Pantalone's elegant figure appeared in front of Dolly again like a ghost.

"Hmm. Really, the loss this time is not small. I say, Master Dolly Sango Mahabayi, it will not be a problem to put this account on your Sumire black market, right?"

Pantalone was still tapping on the elegant black and gold abacus, but his eyes were moving outside the cabin.

"Hmm? Looks like someone wants to pay you back. You guys, you keep saying Mora is supreme, but you end up acting like this. You're so hypocritical."

As Pantalone spoke, Dolly, who had been silent, seemed to notice something and followed Pantalone's gaze.

But the little guy was not even as tall as the window sill, so Dolly could only jump and lie on the windowsill.

What I saw before me was a vast blue ocean, but in the middle of the ocean was a discordant blood-red mark.

It's Kakuzu!

After a series of battles, Jiaodu was already covered in blood, so much so that every meter he swam would dye the sea a little red.

"Jiaojiao! Go away! Don't come over here!" Dolly shouted with rare heartache.

Pantalone, a guy who plays with wealth and people's hearts, the people he sent to the Guardian Forest will definitely not be his strongest subordinates.

With Kakuzu's current condition...how can Dolly not be worried?

"Don't worry. This ship is a masterpiece of the craftsmen of Liyue. It is traveling at such a speed that even a whale shark alive in the sea may not be able to catch up.

There is an old saying in Liyue, "Rubbing salt into the wound. With such wounds, swimming in the sea won't make any difference."

Pantalone said this, and used the elemental power to close the cabin window, almost pinching Dolly's hand.

"The evil eye can cost a person's life. Are you going to use it like this?" Dolly looked out the window anxiously! With the amount of blood Kakuzu was bleeding, if he continued swimming like this, he would die outside!

However, Dolly, whose Eye of God had been confiscated, had no way to shake the window sealed by Pantalone.

"Huh? Wasting your life? Speaking of which, as a businessman, power always comes with a price. Don't you understand this?

The Eye of God... It's something I've longed for. But in the end, you who are chosen by God are just a cog in the wheel of the world. There's nothing to be proud of. "

"What do you mean? What on earth is the purpose of all the evil you fools have done over the years!"

Facing Dolly's questioning, Pantalone ignored her and just squeezed his Jingming acupoint tiredly. Then he lay down on the recliner prepared by the servants nearby.

No matter how Dolly called out, Pantalone did not answer.

On the vast ocean, the waves smashed the corners of the city into pieces. Mouth after mouthful of salty seawater poured into my mouth and nose, making it difficult to breathe.

Ninjas should be able to run on water easily, just by attaching a little chakra to the soles of their feet.

But... Kakuzu, whose four hearts were destroyed, couldn't even condense this little chakra.

Looking at the huge ship on the sea, I felt my vision gradually blur. There were fish swimming around me, biting my body which was covered with bruises from time to time.

“Everyone in the world will betray you, except the money in your pocket.

That's right, it fits my style very well. So Jiao Jiao, we can make money together, so that I am the money in your pocket, and you are also the money in my pocket.

No, money is such a precious thing, it should be kept in the heart! So Jiaojiao, don't worry, I will never betray you."

Someone seemed to have said this to me decades ago? Have I not been completely betrayed yet?

I don't know what kind of power is pushing Kakuzu forward. This power seems to be more powerful than gold.

When Kakuzu regained consciousness, he was already controlling the black tentacles and leaping onto the deck of the giant ship amidst the wounds and sea water.

"Ha! This guy is really crazy! He actually caught up with me! After you beat him up, remember to pay me back. I knew that all romantic people are so hateful!"

"...The people of Sha admire you very much, but we all do things for money."

"It's an honor for you to let me try the knife."

"I'm afraid there won't be any treasures to be found on this guy, right?"

……

The deck was already crowded with dozens of people, all dressed in various styles. They were obviously from all over the continent, and they were all staring at the wounded man in the center with full confidence.

It seems that they have completely regarded men as prey that can be exchanged for money.

But, this kind of look... Kakuzu is more professional than them!