Quick Wear: Crazy Criticism of Villains Asking for Stickers

Shen Song was questioned by Li Qing about the authenticity of his disguise, so of course he had to clear his name. He coughed softly and opened his mouth to make a sound that was very similar to his own:

"Qingqing, before I broke up with the Shen family, I played with cats and dogs, walked birds and fish... In the Jiangnan area, everyone knew that the eldest young master of the Shen family liked to have fun.

The Shen family has always maintained a group of street performers. They know a lot, including ventriloquism. When I had nothing to do, I learned from the old gentleman.

There is no need to worry about body shape. Many men in Chu State like to put thick pads in their shoes to show that they are tall.

I am taller and stronger than you, so I can tell others that I caught a cold and had to wear thicker clothes. Also, thick soles of shoes make me look taller, and no one can find fault with that.

I will also be performing my talents on stage… I am not very good at playing the piano, but I can dance with a sword. I have only been learning for a short time, and my master said that I already have quite a bit of character. I will have no problem fooling those good-for-nothings!”

Li Qing: “!!!” Amazing, this voice…really sounds like me! If we’re not particularly familiar with each other, there shouldn’t be any problem with it.

He didn't have many acquaintances in Shihuayuan, so it was easy for Shen Song to disguise himself.

Wait, I almost got fooled by this talkative guy again.

The point is not the disguise. Tomorrow night is the first step in his career. The courtesan in question is a fake. Who would dare to believe it if he told others about it? What a funny scene it would be.

Moreover, Li Qing was really afraid that Shen Song would make a mistake. It wouldn't be a big problem if it affected his career, as he could make up for it slowly.

If Shen Song's identity as a bandit was exposed, the dignitaries attending the auction that day, who had always been in high positions, would easily feel like they were being provoked by the bandit.

If they think they have been tricked, they may not be able to help but send people to suppress the bandits. For Shen Song, it is too dangerous to disguise himself as him.

"Shen Song, I think I still need to attend..."

"Qingqing!"

Shen Song interrupted him. After the previous test, he found that Li Qing was easily soft-hearted, so he immediately changed his strategy.

I imitated my aunt's innocent and pitiful appearance, with a wronged expression and tears in my eyes.

"When we were in Shihuayuan, you said that we were good friends right from the beginning. You must have regarded me as your confidant, right?

Now, our friendship has developed to that point. You seem to like me a little, and I love you even more.

From childhood to adulthood, I have never been sincere to anyone. I finally met you, Qingqing, I want to help you, and do my best to help you!

I hope I can help you, accompany you and protect you from the wind and rain in the next two years.

When you are free again, if you are still willing to see me, I will be satisfied. There is no rush for the future. I will give you time to consider. I am willing to wait!

But now... Can't you even fulfill such a small wish of mine?

Forget it, a forced melon is not sweet. If you really want to go, I promise you, but it’s a pity that I can’t help you. I can only...keep on with my love and be sad for a while. Don’t worry, I can bear it..."

After saying that, Shen Song wiped away his non-existent tears, lowered his head and hugged Li Qing tightly. The atmosphere was extremely sad... If you ignore his messy hand on Li Qing's waist, it would be perfect.

Li Qing: “…” Wow, your mood changes so quickly. It’s just that there were no Oscars in ancient times, otherwise you would have won so many awards.

"What do you mean you can tolerate it? Boss Shen, do you have to be so green tea!?" Li Qing knew the old man too well. He was very thick-skinned and would occasionally perform tea art, which made people want to laugh.

Shen Song answered very seriously: "No green tea, Qingqing, I like Pu'er."

Li Qing: “…” I was speechless.

After a long silence, Li Qing thought of a key point. Shen Song was so naive and needed to develop his career faster than he did to prevent his black-hearted brother from finding trouble. It would be better to take this opportunity... to urge Shen Song to grow up.

The two chatted in the house for a long time, and finally, Li Qing and Shen Song returned to Shihuayuan together.

Their disguises were not removed, and Shen Song still attended the auction on their behalf. Li Qing acted as a spectator and was able to react promptly to any situation.

In order to successfully replace Li Qing's identity as the courtesan and prevent Li Qing from having too much contact with other men, Shen Song has just signed some terms.

Within two years, he had to follow the strict plan set by Li Qing and make good use of his time to practice martial arts and study.

Improve yourself, increase the strength of the village, go to the city to do some small business when you have time, achieve financial freedom, and actively respond to future natural disasters and man-made disasters.

Although Shen Song didn't understand where the natural disasters and man-made disasters came from, he was afraid of his wife, so he agreed obediently.

As a result... the follow-up made him very sad, and his heart felt so cold that he just wanted to hug Li Qing and cry: Wuuuu... I have made too great a sacrifice.

In Li Qing's plan, Shen Song wanted to lead the bandits to gradually become good people and start their careers with him.

In order to prevent Shen Song from becoming obsessed with male beauty and accidentally falling behind, Li Qing made a rule that Shen Song could only date three days a month. Even if the two were together at other times, he had to work hard for his career.

After hearing this, Shen Song felt so miserable!

Three days a month, what can you do in those three days?

It’s not enough for him to chew Li Qing from head to toe, it hurts!

But it was useless for him to be sad. Li Qing decided to take this opportunity to let him develop in many aspects so that he would not be unable to compete with the male protagonist in the future.

When the two left Yunniang's courtyard, Li Qing left one of the wooden plaques that he had given to Shen Song to her, and she would pass it on to Yunyi.

Military Advisor Yun has been talking about the auction for so many days. As the leader of the village, Shen Song should also pay attention to the needs of his brothers.

That's what he said on the surface, but in fact, Shen Song had a lot of hidden thoughts. Let it happen if he wanted to. Anyway, he was the most beautiful girl now, and Yun Yi couldn't hear Li Qing playing the piano at the auction, so he was not jealous at all.

Maybe I can even deliberately play a song that is unpleasant to the ears, so that Yun Yi will completely give up the idea of ​​becoming Li Qing's confidant!

“A-choo——” Yun Yi, who was still in the mountain village, sneezed violently and muttered, “Could it be that those girls who love to listen to the piano in the North are thinking about me?

Oh, I miss them too... Alas, I am still not married at this age. I study the music during the day and keep company with my left and right hands at night. I am so lonely~"

Shadow snorted and laughed behind him: "If you are really lonely, I will ask someone to tell your hiding place to your brother.

Let him send people to hunt you down a few more times, so that you can live in fear all day long, and then you won’t be lonely anymore.”

Yun Yi: “…” Don’t say bad things, we are still good friends.

"Anying, you've really learned bad things from Cheng Yan as your master. You speak even more meanly than he does. By the way, let me ask you something. Do you think I should get close to Qi Sui on purpose? There are some things I think I need to tell the Qi family."

"Oh? What's the matter? Tell me, does your Yun family have any secrets related to the Qi family?"