Quick Wear: Crazy Criticism of Villains Asking for Stickers

Thinking of this, Li Qing quietly opened one eye.

Shen Song, who had just put his hand next to his face and was about to take the opportunity to touch him, said: "???" Wake up! ?

The atmosphere was a little awkward...

Embarrassed Shen Song didn't know what to say for a moment, his mouth was one step faster than his brain, "You... woke up so soon?"

Li Qing was worried about his intelligence again: "Nonsense, you didn't hit me hard, you carried me all the way, disguised yourself for so long, and now you are talking in my ear, of course I will wake up."

Shen Song suddenly realized: "So you have woken up a long time ago? Qingqing, you have been pretending to be unconscious and letting me do whatever I want. You didn't stop me when you found out what I was doing. You trust me too much!

No, this is not just trust, Qingqing, I suspect that you like me a little bit, that kind of like, am I right?

Don't worry, I will never let you down. I will attend the auction for you and leave everything to me!"

Li Qing: “…” You are so talkative, you can confuse people with your chatter. I just wanted to see what your purpose was in bringing me out.

Li Qing, who was feeling dizzy, suddenly shifted his focus and asked curiously, "Have you been practicing your eloquence since you were a child?"

Shen Song's eyes lit up and he nodded frantically: "That's right, Qingqing, you really understand me, we have a deep bond, if it gets any deeper, our newly formed friendship will change!

To be honest, I have been practicing how to piss people off with words since I was a kid, but don't worry, I always say nice things to you and never think of making you angry.

The reason why I worked so hard to cultivate this skill can be traced back to my miserable childhood.

My biological mother died early, and I was raised by my aunt from the age of 2. She was very kind to me from the beginning, and when I was a child, I once thought that my aunt was the best person in the world to me.

She would praise me for everything I did, so I listened to her and tried to be a lively and active child. The result was... I often made my dad angry for no reason.

With my aunt's mediation, I began to like and trust her more and more, but my father became more and more angry with me for unknown reasons. I didn't understand it before and didn't realize that anything was wrong.

My father thought I was disobedient, so he was very angry and often beat me until my skin was torn.

I couldn't beat him and was very angry that I was always being taught a lesson, so I simply went to ask a storyteller for advice on how to curse people. From then on, I learned how to rely on my eloquence to make him mad to death, and I even fainted several times.

Of course, he would beat me half to death after he woke up, and we would both suffer losses at any time.

At that time, I thought, let's just fight with him and see who dies first. I am young, so I can always live longer than the old man.

I didn't expect that one of my father's concubines suddenly ran into my room to take off her clothes and framed me to come to Qingyun City.

After I was framed, I experienced a lot, met a group of loyal brothers, and felt true care and warmth.

Only then did I realize that everything that happened in the past was not normal. My aunt had always been praising me to death, and my seemingly well-behaved brother was also very vicious. My father and I were the only two fools in the family.

Now, I, the fool, have come to my senses.

As for my father, huh, from childhood to adulthood, he almost beat me to death ten times, kicked me into the fish pond five times and almost drowned me, and made me kneel as punishment more than twenty times, and each time I couldn't walk for half a month... His evil deeds are obvious.

I don't plan to care about him. He deserves it if he is cheated and left with only his pants in the future!

However, I am very grateful to my father's concubine and the mastermind behind the scenes for giving me the opportunity to meet Qingqing!

Qingqing, if you think my words are pleasant to the ear, let's get along more often in the future, and I will teach you everything I know, especially how to curse without using dirty words, which is my unique skill and I usually don't pass it on to others!"

Li Qing: “…” The old man had such a tragic childhood, but he still has such a lively and sunny personality. He’s such an inspiring kid. I feel a little distressed.

"Qingqing, you look at me like this... because you feel sorry for me?"

Shen Bandit Song took a closer look at Li Qing's face, and sensed his emotions. His heart was filled with excitement, and he asked a direct question:

"I remember the storyteller said that heartache is the beginning of love, which may develop into liking or even admiration in the future...Qingqing, do you like me a little too much?

I understand, I understand everything. I can fully understand your hesitation and hidden love. It seems that our 'Bo Ya Zi Qi' friendship will eventually develop into that... oh, so shy!"

Shen Song threw himself on his shoulders with a red face and rubbed against his neck like a large dog.

Li Qing: “…” You disguised yourself as me and are rubbing against me here. That’s so weird. Someone come and take this monster away!

Yunniang, who was standing guard at the door: "???" Could it be that the boss was possessed by a ghost? Do you want to help him with a ritual?

Hearing that there was a fox fairy on a nearby mountain, Yunniang was planning on asking her brother to go there one day to pray for the boss and exorcise evil spirits.

Shen Song had no idea what Yunniang was thinking. He rubbed her with sparkling eyes and took the opportunity to kiss her neck a few times.

Li Qing couldn't stand someone's coquetry, with a smile on her lips, she reached out and patted Shen Song's head, whispering softly: "Since you have suffered too much in the past, I will let you suffer less in love."

His voice was too soft, Shen Song didn't hear it clearly, and asked quickly: "What did Qingqing say?"

"Nothing." Li Qing pulled Shen Song's face and brought the topic back to where it had gone off track:

"Let's get back to the point. You just disguised yourself as me, and you even insisted on asking Yunniang to disguise me as you. Do you want to temporarily exchange identities and go to the first night auction in my place?"

Shen Song nodded obediently: "Yes, this way you don't have to face those who want to take advantage of you. They are not good people. You have to stay away from them."

Thinking of some experiences tonight, Li Qing tilted his head and asked subconsciously: "Don't you want to take advantage of me too? Just now you took advantage of me being 'unconscious' and touched me randomly. I'm not unconscious, I can feel it."

Shen Song's face immediately turned red. He was discovered, but he still said stubbornly: "Don't... don't get me wrong, I'm different from them!"

"What's the difference?"

Shen Song raised his head proudly: "My heart is sincere, I worship Master Guan, even if you regard me as a flower thief, I am also a flower thief who values ​​loyalty and affection, and I will take responsibility after taking advantage of you.

Qingqing, if you are really angry, I will definitely apologize to you after I finish the auction!"

Li Qing: “…” How dare you use someone else’s name to say nonsense… I’m afraid that Master Guan will chop you with a knife in his dream!

"It was the original owner who wanted to become the nation's most beautiful courtesan... well, it's my own dream, so I should be the one taking every step.

Shen Song, you don't have to do this. You may not know what I know, and you will not be able to handle it on stage.

Besides... even if you can disguise yourself, our voices and body shapes are very different, and it's easy for people to notice the difference."