Help! I just woke up and was stabbed by a big kid

The loud shout scared Gu Yue so much that he almost trembled.

The footsteps became chaotic and then faded away.

"Your Highness, it looks like a hare."

The person who just shouted said this embarrassedly, with a very awkward tone.

"It's okay. It's right to be vigilant." said the prince.

"Oh my god, Lao Yu, you scared me to death when you shouted suddenly." The loud voice complained.

Gu Yue could hear that the group of people were already far away from him.

"Why is it so smelly in here?" the guard shouted with disgust.

"Ugh, what's that smell? Who stepped in shit?" The loud man vomited.

"...It stinks." His Highness' tone also sounded unhappy.

"Damn, it's a dung bucket! Who threw the dung bucket here? Hiccup!" The loud-voiced man made a discovery and shouted even louder.

"That's a night-scented barrel! Your words are so vulgar, aren't you afraid of dirtying His Highness's ears?" the guard shouted and scolded.

"I know, I know. Your Highness, let's go quickly. Heck!" The loud man was still retching.

"...Let's go." His Highness sounded speechless.

"Your Highness, be careful with your steps and don't step on anything."

The sound became farther and farther away, and the footsteps gradually died away, until the wild forest was completely silent again.

Gu Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Wu Feng, who had been hiding in the tree the whole time and threw a small stone to lure the three people away at the critical moment, also breathed a sigh of relief.

Good, very classic!

Gu Yue's eyes were lifeless and his back was covered in cold sweat.

When the eavesdropper is the protagonist or an important supporting character around the protagonist, these supporting characters often experience the thrilling moment of being discovered. When they are about to be discovered, there will be some movement in another place, which will lead the searchers away and the supporting characters will escape danger.

Gu Yue, a cannon fodder, actually has this kind of aura!

Does this mean that he has successfully been promoted from the identity of "the male protagonist's childhood cannon fodder" to "an important supporting role beside the male protagonist"?

All these days of hard work have not been in vain!

Gu Yue's eyes filled with tears, thinking of him, a fragile male college student in modern society who was lazy and had no idea about farming, but who forced himself to light fires and cook, clean the yard, plant crops and water them, weed and kill insects every day, and also took care of his adopted son diligently and provided him with a high-quality living and learning environment.

His hard work paid off in the first phase!

Gu Yue wanted to jump up and yell, and he also wanted to rush to the Liuli Town Martial Arts Hall right now and hug the male lead Gu Xu and kiss him twice.

But he is cautious!

What if the aura is not strong enough and the cannon fodder fate is still taking effect?

Gu Yue didn't move and closed his eyes again.

The wind on the tree: ...?

Now that everyone has left, what is Gu Dashi doing?

Could it be that he didn't wake up at all just now?

He actually thought this guy was calm and had a sense of the overall situation!

Since Party A didn't move, Wu Feng certainly couldn't leave.

Two people, one on the tree and one underground, blending into the forest...

……

Gu Yue woke up on time according to the biological clock he had developed over the past few days.

The sky was getting light, and there was a faint sound of roosters crowing in the distance. The dew in the wild forest was heavy, and Gu Yue's clothes were soaked.

As soon as he sat up, he sneezed loudly.

"Ah!"

Oops, I caught a cold.

He climbed up from the mud, shook off the dust on his body, and prepared to go home.

Wu Feng also woke up. He had a very uncomfortable sleep that night. The tree branches were uneven and it was uncomfortable for him to sit on them. He also had a stiff neck and moved back and forth on the treetop with his neck tilted.

When Gu Yue got home, he didn't unlock the gate first, but climbed over the wall to enter the yard. He changed out of his wet clothes, wiped off the dirt on his body with the water in the jar, picked out a clean set of clothes to change into, and then went to bed to catch up on some sleep.

He had already thought of an excuse, saying that he had not returned from Liuli Town the previous night and would show up again at noon.

Anyway, it’s not uncommon for Gu Dashi to often stay out all night.

……

on the roof.

"Wu Yun, why are you here?" Wu Feng asked in surprise.

"...You, where have you been? Why are you so miserable?" Wu Yun looked at him inexplicably, reaching out to pick off a dead leaf stuck on his head, "Why are you tilting your head?"

"Don't mention it." Wu Feng briefly recounted what happened last night.

Wu Yun's expression became more complicated.

"So that's how it is. This Gu Dashi...it's true that there's always someone to defeat." He shook his head helplessly.

"The three people in the woods last night were very strange. I think it is necessary to report it to the master." Wu Feng said seriously.

"Yes, I will send a letter immediately. It is very likely that they are the prince's entourage, but according to news from the capital, the prince and the third prince have been accompanying the queen mother to worship Buddha in the White Horse Temple and have not left the house."

"If the prince went out quietly, the third brother would definitely not be able to sit still and would have exposed it long ago."

"We just need to pass on the message truthfully." Wu Yun said.

"Yeah. By the way, you haven't told me why you came here?" Wu Feng asked.

Wu Yun had an indescribable expression again: "After the master knew that the chicken was bitten to death, he seemed very... angry? Let me help you."

"Ah?" Wu Feng was confused. It was just a trivial matter. The master was always calm, so why would he get angry about this?

"Please tell me clearly how and what you want to help with?" Wu Feng asked.

Wu Yun said, "The master meant to scare me."

"How can I scare them with that kind of scoundrel?" Wu Feng had a headache and rubbed his neck while thinking.

Wu Yun took something out of his arms.

"What is this? A chimney? A white banner? What's in this bottle? Blood?... Why is there a wig?" Wu Feng picked it up and looked at it.

"I was thinking on the way that the best way to deal with these ignorant people is to conquer their hearts," Wu Yun said seriously.

Wu Feng suddenly realized: "...Oh!!"

……

Gu Yue slept soundly until noon, then put on a full show, climbed over the wall, walked around the wild woods to the village entrance, and then swaggered into the village.

Sure enough, he was stopped by Erhuagu halfway.

The couple looked angry and started to scold Gu Yue: "Gu Dashi, you bad guy! You actually threw feces all over my courtyard wall! You bastard..."

Gu Yue frowned and pushed Erhua aunt away, then clamped Erhua uncle's wrist. The skinny man cried out in pain.

The villagers all gathered around to join in the fun.

"What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense without any evidence! Last time you came to my house and made trouble, I beat you up and that was it. Why would I throw feces at your house?"

"You are just taking revenge on my Er Huang for eating your eggs! You disgusting thing..."

"So it was you who messed with my chicken! I was wondering how my door bolt opened, it turned out to be you!!" Gu Yue yelled, grabbing Er Huagu's shoulder with one hand: "Pay me compensation! You old thing, you do such shady things all day long, and you still want to be slapped!"

"You, you..." Er Huagu was terrified. Gu Yue held the couple in one hand each, like little chickens.

"From what you said, your family had someone throw feces at them? Then why didn't you notice it and let them do it? Maybe you have done too many bad things and the feces ghost from the eighteen levels of hell has been targeting you!" Gu Yue's face was distorted and he looked ferocious.

Erhuagu was really frightened.