Help! I just woke up and was stabbed by a big kid

Wu Feng lurked on the roofs of the villagers' houses, following silently.

Gu Yue knocked softly on Uncle Beideng's door. Aunt Deng opened the door and Gu Yue entered the yard.

About an incense stick of time later, Gu Yue went out carrying a shoulder pole with two buckets hanging on it. He first circled to the end of the village, hiding in the shadows of the wall all the way, and finally arrived at Erhuagu's house.

When the moon is dark and the wind is strong, it is a good time to do bad things.

The farmers go to bed early, and Erhuagu's house is no exception. It is dark inside the earthen wall and there is no sound at all.

Gu Yue put down the two buckets carefully and stuffed two balls of cloth into his nostrils first.

Taking out a long-handled spoon from the bucket, Gu Yue walked around the earthen wall of Erhuagu's house and poured the sticky yellow liquid in the bucket onto the wall.

Wu Feng on the roof was stunned.

Throwing feces into someone's house?

How could Gu Dashi do such a...disgusting yet enjoyable thing?

A strong and frightening stench spread out, and the big yellow dog in the yard was the first to notice something was wrong and came out of its kennel.

The dog's mouth had just opened when Wu Feng flicked his finger and a small stone flew out and hit the dog's neck. The big yellow dog barked back halfway and fell in front of the doghouse door.

Gu Yue was splashing water outside with great enthusiasm.

Erhuagu's yard was not big, and before she had used up all the manure, all the walls were covered with it.

Gu Yue looked at the dark window, anger rising in his heart. He quietly pushed open the small window of the kitchen and poured the remaining half bucket of feces juice into it.

Then he took out the tinderbox he had bought in Liuli Town, walked around the yard using the light to clear his footprints, and finally came to the main entrance.

You bully us, an orphan and a widower, and even let the dogs kill my chickens?

Let’s see who is more disgusting!

Gu Yue picked up the dung bucket and poured the entire bucket of filth onto the door of Erhuagu's house.

Gu Yue picked up the bucket and ran!

How disgusting! Gu Yue spitted at it, but he felt very happy in his heart.

In the past, he would never have bothered to use such disgusting means to retaliate against others, let alone touch the dirty dung bucket. But now, perhaps influenced by the hooligan nature of this body, Gu Yue just felt happy.

He did not get carried away and go home directly, but sneaked into the small woods behind the village at night. If there was feces on his feet and body, he could clean it up before going home.

Moreover, the forest floor is complex and it is not easy to see footprints.

There seemed to be some movement in the distant village. After all, a bucket of manure hitting the door made a loud noise. There seemed to be sharp shouting and cursing, which could be heard clearly from more than 500 meters away.

Gu Yue went deeper into the woods.

Gu Yue stopped only when he could no longer see the firelight at the edge of the village.

It was pitch black all around, with only the vague outlines of tree branches visible. In the woods there were faint sounds of insects chirping, the sound of unknown small animals crawling by, and occasionally the call of a pheasant or two.

Gu Yue didn't feel afraid at all.

In the past, he always stayed away from such wild places where he could not see anything, and even felt creepy if he stood alone in a dark corridor for a long time. But now he felt nothing at all, and could even bend down to find a suitable pit to put his shoulder pole and dung bucket.

After covering it with fallen leaves and grass, Gu Yue found a place sheltered from the wind where he could not smell the stench and sat down. He planned to wait until the noise in the village died down before going home. It would be best to wait until tomorrow, otherwise it would be hard to explain.

…Although it’s a small matter, Gu Yue doesn’t want to argue about it endlessly. It’s tiring.

There were no large wild animals in this forest, Gu Dashi had a clear memory of it.

Therefore, Gu Yue felt at ease lying down. He rested his head on a stone that smelled of earth, and looked at the starlight that came through the gaps between the bare branches. He gradually narrowed his eyes...

He was really tired. Doing bad things requires some physical and mental strength.

Wu Feng was able to walk silently in the woods. His eyesight was much better than Gu Yue's, and he immediately spotted Gu Yue, who was lying beside a small mound with a sleepy look on his face.

Are we going to stay here forever?

Wu Feng probably understood Gu Yue's logic, but he had always been working with others on large-scale political scheming missions and did not understand such trivial conflicts between small families.

However, he also knew that he couldn't simply kill those people or report to the police, because this was really a small matter.

Hmm...but since the master has given the order, it would seem like dereliction of duty to let Gu Dashi do it himself, right?

Wu Feng found a thick tree, climbed up its branches, and quietly watched over Gu Yue.

My mind was working rapidly, thinking about how to do this to satisfy my master.

……

Gu Yue slept in a daze for an unknown period of time before being awakened by faint voices coming from afar.

Wu Feng had already seen the people coming one step ahead. He immediately realized that one of the three people was very skilled in martial arts, so he immediately crouched down and concealed his whereabouts.

The sound came from deeper in the woods.

"Your Highness, what are we doing here in this wilderness and woods? My clothes are all torn!" someone complained.

Your Highness?

Gu Yue heard these words clearly and froze immediately.

He relaxed his half-raised hand, placed it back on his belly, closed his eyes, and pretended to be still asleep.

This is such a classic! The cannon fodder accidentally discovered the secret conversation of the big shots and was then killed to silence them.

This His Majesty...

Could it be the prince?

How did he end up in this woods? According to the original text, he should have fainted in the wild woods with complex terrain near the ditch and was then found by Gu Xu.

Gu Yue closed his eyes, but his ears were perked up.

However, those people were quite far away, and except for the first one who spoke in a loud voice, the voices of the other two were low and unclear and could not be distinguished clearly.

"...do things...with discretion..."

"Oh, I see!"

"Don't...speak so loudly..."

"There are only bugs and pheasants in this remote wilderness. What are you afraid of?"

"……careful……"

Then the voice became completely weaker.

Gu Yue forced himself to close his eyes tightly, because according to the classic routine, when a cannon fodder like him came out of his hiding place after relaxing his vigilance after chatting with the big shots, he would often be caught on the spot. To put it more exaggeratedly, he would directly confront them and then be killed.

If the enemy doesn’t move, I won’t move. If the enemy leaves, I still won’t move!

Gu Yue silently said: I am a vegetable, I am a thousand-year-old turtle, I am a stone, I am a big stone...

Gu Yue almost laughed out loud, but tried hard to hold it back.

After brainwashing himself with his eyes closed for so long, Gu Yue began to have uncontrollable thoughts.

He didn't even dare to open his eyes. He always felt that the big shots who were whispering had already discovered him and were squatting next to his head, staring at him. If he dared to open his eyes, their eyes would meet and he would be killed.

terrible!

Gu Yue hoped that those people had left, otherwise even if he heard nothing, the probability of being killed was over 85%.

but……

This cannon fodder's fate is not so easy to break.

The footsteps started again, getting closer and closer. The voices of the three people became clearer and clearer.

"We must not alert anyone during this patrol, otherwise..."

"Who is there!!"