I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

After Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't even take off Xiao Yi's clothes and put on a new one, she threw him roughly onto the bed. Then she turned around and left without any reluctance, and didn't care whether Xiao Yi would have any accidents.

Just as Hiratsuka Shizuka closed the door and left, Xiao Yi, who had his eyes closed, suddenly opened them, quickly sat up and hit his head with his hands, feeling a dizzying discomfort.

"I really shouldn't have drunk so much!" Xiao Yi muttered softly. After a long while when his headache eased a little, he slowly got out of bed.

"How strange! Why does Mai Sakurajima keep hiding in the bathroom and refuse to come out?" After Xiao Yi sensed the location of Mai Sakurajima, he couldn't help but feel a little confused.

What on earth was she doing in the bathroom?

Xiao Yi tiptoed to the toilet door and knocked on it gently: "Little Mai, are you in there?"

"I... I'm..." Sakurajima Mai's slightly panicked voice came from the crack of the door.

"Since you're here, open the door quickly." Xiao Yi said calmly.

"Oh..." Sakurajima Mai seemed to have just woken up from a dream, and hurriedly opened the door. Her originally fair cheeks were now faintly flushed, and her eyes revealed a bit of shyness and uneasiness, mixed with a trace of joy that was difficult to conceal, just like a shy girl who was looking forward to and welcoming the return of the king's teacher.

"What's wrong? What happened?" Xiao Yi looked at the scene in front of him with a helpless expression on his face.

"There are cockroaches... cockroaches in the kitchen!" Sakurajima Mai stuttered, her voice trembling slightly. Suddenly, Sakurajima Mai's nose moved, and then she put it on Xiao Yi's clothes and sniffed.

"you've been drinking?"

"So you were so scared that you hid in the toilet?" Xiao Yi ignored one of the sentences and said.

"Um……"

"Okay, okay, don't be afraid. It's just a cockroach. What's there to be afraid of? I'll slap it to death."

Xiao Yi comforted Sakurajima Mai softly while patting her shoulder gently. Then he walked towards the kitchen and killed two of them in the living room on the way.

(But why are there cockroaches in my room...)

I turned on the kitchen light and sure enough, I saw a few cockroaches crawling around in the corner unscrupulously...

After easily solving it, Xiao Yi scanned it again and found the last big one.

"This cockroach is quite big, it must be the leader, look at me, the Great Wilderness Prisoner... Damn, it can fly!"

Xiao Yi quickly grabbed the broom beside him and slapped the cockroach hard. However, the cockroach was extremely agile and easily dodged Xiao Yi's attack.

"Quite agile!" Xiao Yi murmured in a low voice, staring at the cockroach running around.

Of course, it could also be that Xiao Yi drank a little too much and his aim was not good.

Xiao Yi launched another attack. He quickly swept his hand and hit it. This time, he hit the target accurately.

However, surprisingly, the cockroach did not die as expected, and remained uninjured, but its speed became faster.

It flew straight towards Xiao Yi. Faced with this sudden change, Xiao Yi instinctively took a step back.

At this moment, the world appeared around Xiao Yi.

Time pauses.

Instantly, everything around froze, except for the world, which clasped its hands together and slapped them hard. With a crisp "snap", the cockroach was slapped dry.

Logically speaking, eliminating these hateful cockroaches should make people ecstatic, but... Xiao Yi looked at the remains of the cockroaches left in the world's hands, and his face became extremely ugly, even more miserable than crying.

"I can't keep this hand anymore..."

Xiao Yi turned his head with difficulty.

Xiao Yi felt that he would rather have human blood on it than have this stuff on it...

Seeing this, Shijie waved his hand casually, and the remains of the cockroach immediately disappeared without a trace.

Xiao Yi calmed himself down, his eyes moving back and forth between the world and his empty palms, still feeling a little uncomfortable.

So Xiao Yi reached out and turned on the faucet, and Shijie also put his hand on it. After charging for a while, when Xiao Yi felt it was about right, Shijie put his hand down again.

Fortunately, the cockroach was successfully eliminated. Seeing this, Xiao Yi immediately put away his substitute.

After all this work, he couldn't help but feel a bit absurd, like using an anti-aircraft gun to kill a mosquito, but since things had come to this point, he no longer bothered about the details...

"Okay, the cockroach has been killed, so we don't have to worry anymore." Xiao Yi turned around and whispered to Sakurajima Mai.

Sakurajima Mai still looked a little nervous. She took small steps and slowly moved out of the bathroom, her eyes full of gratitude towards Xiao Yi.

"Thank you." Sakurajima Mai breathed a sigh of relief.

However, at this moment, a discordant sound suddenly rang out - it was Mai Sakurajima's stomach growling in protest.

"You haven't eaten yet, have you?" Xiao Yi asked.

"That's nonsense. There are cockroaches in the kitchen. How can I dare to go in?"

As Sakurajima Mai spoke, she poked her head into the kitchen and looked around. After confirming that everything was safe, she walked in and turned to look at Xiao Yi and continued, "How about I trouble you to cook for me today? I'm really scared and I always feel that there might be some fish that slipped through the net..."

"I drank a little, did you forget?"

"Do you believe me? I'll cut the watermelon and cook it for you?"

"Apart from the smell of alcohol on you, why would you want to drink?"

Xiao Yi raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a faint smile, and said softly: "Okay, but I have to make it clear first, the taste of the food I cook may be mediocre, so don't have too high expectations."

Mai Sakurajima smiled slightly, indicating that she didn't care. However, as if she suddenly remembered something important, she emphasized: "As long as it can be swallowed, it's fine, but the premise is that it must be food that humans can eat."

Xiao Yi didn't even bother to put on an apron and walked straight into the kitchen.

About half an hour later, Xiao Yi came out of the kitchen carrying several common home-cooked dishes.

Mai Sakurajima curiously leaned closer and smelled it, with a hint of anticipation in her eyes.

"Hmm...it looks pretty ordinary." Mai Sakurajima frowned slightly, staring at the dishes on the table, muttering softly. Her eyes revealed a hint of disappointment, but also a hint of expectation.

Xiao Yi couldn't help laughing when he heard this. He shook his head and asked with a smile, "What else do you want? Do you think I'm like those omnipotent male protagonists in online novels, with extraordinary cooking skills, and can easily make a full banquet?"

"Then use a bowl of porridge to trick all the beautiful girls in the world away?"

Sakurajima Mai rolled her eyes at him.

Haven't you already cheated someone?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense and try it."

Mai Sakurajima hesitated for a moment, but still took the chopsticks. She carefully picked up a small piece of food and put it into her mouth to chew gently. In an instant, her expression became very interesting. At first, she was a little surprised, as if she couldn't believe that this seemingly ordinary dish could have such a unique taste; then, the corners of her mouth gradually rose, revealing a satisfied smile.

"It tastes pretty good." Sakurajima Mai said in surprise. "I didn't expect you had this skill."

“This is just too much seasoning.”