I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy
Chapter 205 Pretending to be Drunk
"What kind of evaluation is this..." Yukinoshita Haruno suddenly complained helplessly.
There was a hint of dissatisfaction on her beautiful face, as if she was very disappointed with what she had just heard.
“It doesn’t feel real at all, it feels like it’s made up.”
However, Xiao Yi, who was sitting opposite him, nodded his head without hesitation to express his agreement: "Because it is made up."
Yukinoshita Haruno's eyes widened immediately and she looked at Xiao Yi, obviously not expecting him to be so direct.
"Hey, brother Yi, can't you praise me more?" Yukinoshita Haruno sighed coquettishly, with anticipation glittering in her eyes.
Xiao Yi raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a faint smile, but did not respond to Yukinoshita Haruno's request.
For someone like Yukinoshita Haruno, she may have long been accustomed to the flattery and praise from people around her.
But Xiao Yi didn't want to be one of them, because Xiao Yi was also used to flattery and praise.
"Really..." Yukinoshita Haruno sighed softly, but quickly returned to her previous smile.
Her charming big eyes stared at Xiao Yi again, as if she wanted to see something deeper through his eyes.
Although I didn't see anything.
Xiao Yi smiled slightly and remained silent.
"But, to be honest, I still like brother Xiao Yi very much." Yukinoshita Haruno suddenly blinked, a playful smile on her face.
Then, she deliberately lowered her voice and said softly, "It's a pity that my sister has already succeeded, otherwise I would have taken over." After saying that, she also winked at Xiao Yi mischievously. , But I don't know how much truth there is in this sentence.
Xiao Yi had no expression on his face, and said calmly: "Then you should work harder. Maybe one day your sister will figure it out, and then you can join us."
Yukinoshita Haruno let out a clear and pleasant laugh, with a hint of teasing in her voice: "Then I have to work harder. Brother Yi must encourage me, your sister."
Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at the outstanding performance skills of the two people in front of her and couldn't help but shook her head.
I secretly sighed in my heart: "These two are simply born actors. It would be a pity if they don't compete for the Oscar award in the future. Each of them can be called an actor-level existence!"
After a while, seeing that the time had come, Xiao Yi suddenly slammed his head heavily against the table, then his body softened and he pretended to fall to the ground drunk, as if he had lost consciousness.
Yukinoshita Haruno looked at the scene in front of her and was slightly stunned. Then she stretched out her jade hand and gently pushed Xiao Yi beside her.
"Xiao Yi... Xiao Yi? Are you drunk?" (Xiao Yi: Which bastard gave me some white stuff! System: Hi hi hi!)
However, no matter how softly she called out, Xiao Yi still didn't respond. Yukinoshita Haruno sighed helplessly: "Young people nowadays have a really bad alcohol tolerance." As soon as she finished speaking, she slowly fell back on her seat and pretended to fall asleep.
Shizuka Hiratsuka witnessed all this, her face full of suspicion and confusion.
What the hell are these two guys doing?
In the end, it's still up to me as a teacher to clean up the mess...
Thinking of this, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help but mutter to herself.
There was nothing she could do, because she had to deal with such a pair of clowns! She had no choice but to call a designated driver and put the two pretending to be drunk people into the back seat of the car.
However, due to limited space, the two of them were stacked on top of each other in a very awkward posture, which made Yukinoshita Haruno, who was just pretending to be drunk, almost cry.
"Xiao Jing, how can you play tricks on me like this!" She secretly groaned in her heart.
After arranging everything, Shizuka Hiratsuka got into the car with peace of mind and escorted them home first.
As for the poses the two people posed...
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "They are both drunk, so just send them home. Why do you care so much?"
The couple left behind were in an awkward situation. They were almost clinging to each other, maintaining a weird and awkward posture...
Xiao Yi pressed on Yukinoshita Haruno, making it impossible for her to move or do anything.
He could only enjoy the feeling of being pressed, especially the car, which shook twice, causing Xiao Yi's body, which was already in a bad position, to be even worse, and stuck even tighter.
Yukinoshita Haruno felt Xiao Yi's breath on her neck, which made her feel itchy. Her face gradually turned red.
(This guy is so fake.) But Yukinoshita Haruno was also pretending to be drunk and couldn't react at all.
Fortunately, Xiao Yi was still honest at this moment and did not act rashly.
Yukinoshita Haruno tried to suppress this strange feeling, and her heart beat faster. She tried to move her body slightly, but Xiao Yi's heavy body pressed her down like a mountain, making her unable to move.
Time passed by minute by minute, and the car drove for more than half an hour before suddenly coming to a halt. Hiratsuka Shizuka turned around and said softly, "We've arrived."
Hearing this, Yukinoshita Haruno breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, Xiao Yi seemed to have just woken up from a dream, mumbling, "Hmm...are we there yet?" As he spoke, he slowly raised his body, but one of his hands was resting on a certain place...
It's broken! I'm being pushed against the wall!
This scene made Yukinoshita Haruno blush instantly.
Unexpectedly, the next moment, Xiao Yi was unable to stabilize his body, and with a sudden move of his hand, he pounced towards Yukinoshita Haruno, and their lips were almost touching.
At this critical moment, Xiao Yi used a little strength and barely moved five centimeters to the left, avoiding close contact with Yukinoshita Haruno.
However, this sudden change made Yukinoshita Haruno completely panicked. She subconsciously wanted to scream, but was afraid of arousing Hiratsuka Shizuka's suspicion.
So, she closed her eyes tightly and prayed silently in her heart: "Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi, please stand up quickly! Please, please..."
At this moment, Xiao Yi was dazed and staggering as he tried to stand up. Even so, he still looked a little drunk, as if he might fall down again at any time.
At this moment, Hiratsuka Shizuka quickly opened the car door, rushed forward, and hurriedly carried Xiao Yi out of the car. While supporting Xiao Yi, she couldn't help muttering, "You're so drunk! Let's see how you'll get back to school tomorrow."
However, despite complaining constantly, Shizuka Hiratsuka still took great pains and finally succeeded in sending Xiao Yi back to where he lived.
At the same time, Yukinoshita Haruno sat up in the car without saying a word, leaning against the door. Yukinoshita Haruno's thoughts gradually drifted back to the scenes just now, especially when she thought of Xiao Yi, her cheeks couldn't help but feel slightly hot, and a faint blush quietly climbed up her face.
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