After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Ling Buqi:……?

What is the attribute of this woman?

dog……

He gritted his teeth and endured:

"Shen Yunyue."

Shen Yunyue quickly opened her mouth and reached out to touch the teeth marks on Ling Buqi's cheek.

Explanation:

"too excited."

Can you not be excited?

Anyone would be excited.

It turns out that the melon seeds Ling Buqi was talking about were golden melon seeds.

Imagine this: a friend of yours offers you a bag of melon seeds, and you take it with little interest, muttering: melon seeds cause internal heat, I only eat cashews.

When I opened it, I found it was full of golden pumpkin seeds.

You will hug him and shout:

Godfather, let me kowtow to you.

When Shen Yunyue bit his lips, it was almost like someone else calling him godfather.

"Well, I'm rich."

The money-loving Dianpo is online, and her crazy look is really scary.

She managed to hold back her excitement.

He quietly collected several kilograms of golden melon seeds into the space.

[Gua, why didn’t I bring a sack? ] She cried and gnashed her little silver teeth.

Guagua's naive drool was running wildly.

Obscene smile:

[Host. Lord Ling is my biological father whom I have never met! ]

She asked secretly: Is it okay to change the host?

Then I thought about it again, Ling Buqi doesn’t like to eat melons.

Forget it.

Lock up the crazy woman Shen Yunyue. Only her mind is not online continuously, and her brain exists intermittently.

Shen Yunyue raised her eyebrows.

[He can be my biological father or my adoptive father if he wants. ]

Ling Buqi: “…”

It’s better to decline the invitation from such an old girl.

It's too much of a headache.

Find a brain-dead defective person as your daughter?

(??w??)Shuan Q

"Lord Shen. We only have time for a cup of tea." He didn't want to listen to her nonsense. If she continued, he would become an old man.

It would be best if the property was divided among her.

She packed her things and went to the deep mountains and old forests to dig a hole and bury herself. She also wished her to be rich every year and touch her little brother every year.

Myocardial infarction...

Old pervert.

Still want to go to the academy?

Isn’t that an old pervert entering the flock?

Ling Buqi was even more heartbroken, especially when she heard Guagua say that she didn't touch her little brother and was cheated out of a lot of money.

"You better be more careful."

Shen Yunyue, who was still arguing with Guagua, came back to her senses.

"What's the matter?"

"We are here to steal melon seeds, not to go on vacation." Ling Buqi's disdainful look was evident in his words.

Too sexy.

"Thank you. Ling Dudu, please give me a sack, a basket, or support..."

It's bald.

I'm used to asking for support casually...

"sack."

What the hell is this about keeping a mistress?

Ling Buqi sighed speechlessly. He must have owed Shen Yunyue in his previous life. How could he meet such a tasteless woman?

Walk to the corner.

A sack was pulled out from inside.

Throw it to Shen Yunyue.

“Take as much as you can.”

"Yes."

Shen Yunyue happily packed melon seeds. It turned out that there was no unhappiness that money couldn't cure.

If not, then you are not giving enough.

A sack full of it.

Shen Yunyue straightened up and saw that Ling Buqi had already packed two sacks.

I'm busy as hell here, but I only earned a sack.

He... is very fast.

Fortunately, fortunately...she had stolen enough golden melon seeds and golden leaves into the space.

"Let's go."

Ling Buqi glanced at it indifferently.

Shen Yunyue dragged the sack forward. "Hey, he ...

The sack didn't move at all.

This is really embarrassing.

She spread her hands and said, "The sack has its own ideas. It may feel that it is not familiar with me yet and is afraid that I will lure it back."

"Otherwise, please ask Governor Ling to use force."

Ling Buqi grabbed Shen Yunyue. "My people are outside. The melon seeds will naturally be delivered to Prince Li's mansion."

Shen Yunyue has every reason to believe it.

The rat hole was dug by the Black Armor Guards, and the golden melon seeds that King Dongyang had guarded with great difficulty became Ling Buqi's private vault.

She crawled out of the rat hole after him.

Glancing into the space.

Le's eyes lit up.

Return to Li Wangfu.

Jiu Niang and Bai Zhi looked her up and down, "Old Princess, are you okay?"

"fine."

Shen Yunyue waved her hands and walked happily.

If I knew how to do it, I would really like to do some street dance on the spot.

"Ask Manager Hu to come over. How is the scholar he found?"

Jiu Niang quickly responded:

"To answer the old princess's question, Manager Hu has found a dozen or so students and two scholars. They are all from poor families."

"Bring it in."

"Yes."

Tabloid affairs would naturally not happen in Guiyun Courtyard.

She now has enough money to buy a courtyard house outside, but has not yet sent anyone to take care of it.

Shen Yunyue came to the small porch near Guiyun Courtyard.

There are several red plum trees planted outside the house near the east side, which set off the special beauty of the wall.

I have read a lot of books.

Knowledge never rests in the brain.

At this moment, she could only give a sincere compliment: "Oh my god, it's so beautiful."

Chunhe brought over the pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

The bookshelves in the room are full of books.

The Boshan stove on the stand was burning with incense.

Shen Yunyue sat on a large rosewood chair with a blanket made of white fox fur covering her legs.

The maid brought exquisite snacks and tea.

When the two scholars followed Manager Hu over, they saw a noble lady with a cold face sitting on a chair, drinking tea gracefully.

Manager Hu stepped forward and bent down.

"Old Princess, these two Hu Yitong and Wan Shanyao."

Shen Yunyue choked on the tea in her mouth.

What kind of seductive name is this? Only such a name can match her paparazzi tabloid.

Coughed twice.

She took the handkerchief and interrupted, "Let me see how good your writing is?"

Hu Yitong handed over the storybook he had written. "My dear princess, this is the best storybook I have ever sold."

Shen Yunyue glanced at it and said, "A rich daughter of a high-ranking official falls in love with a poor scholar."

"Since ancient times, there have been people who want to live off others."

Hu Yitong said quickly: "I have bad teeth, so I can chew soft rice."

"It's an old trick, not too bloody."

Wan Shanyao handed over the notebook he had written. "The down-and-out scholar and the sickly little general."

I rely on...

Shen Yunyue exploded instantly.

Danmei is also a joke left over from the ancients. It is said that our ancestors had a very high IQ. The later we get, the more worrying their IQ becomes.

As for Shen Yunyue, her IQ is not low.

Two hundred and fifty directly...

"How dare you sell this in a bookstore?"

Wan Shanyao hurriedly shook his head, "I dare not. I sell it in some specific places."

He has a good business.

It's easy to get beaten, so I'm looking for a job because I'm really scared.

I heard that the old princess was recruiting people and the salary was pretty good.

Come and take the exam.

Shen Yunyue showed them the sample of the tabloid she made.

"All the tabloids I sell are of this style. Here are the genuine front-page headlines, all with some explosive news."

“This is the advertising column.”

Manager Hu, Wan Shanyao, and Hu Yitong looked at each other. What is this?

Unheard of.

Never seen before.

"Old Princess. What is advertising?"

Never heard of it!

"Advertise it widely. For example, if the silver shop on Zhuque Street advertises the silver, we can write a few words on it. Indicate the address and store name."

Shen Yunyue explained it, and Wan Shanyao and the others understood it.

Manager Hu: “…”

Our fairy old princess is really smart.

The next step is to finalize the first version. The content is about the cuckolded old man and his cuckolded concubine in the back house.

The words are sharp and the title is explosive.

It definitely points to a person who dares not to be mentioned.

Below is the opinion of the book reviewer, who makes a rambling article based on this article to prove that this person has a prototype.

Of course, there is also the story of Lily Shengkai, the former wife of Duke Huguo.

An hour later.

Wan Shanyao and Hu Yitong just felt that they were defeated.

When it comes to being extremely daring, apart from the commander of the Black Armor Guards, the next person who is the most daring in the capital is Princess Li.

"Old Princess, will our tabloid be shut down after only one issue?"

"No. I didn't mention any name or age."

"This article is written entirely out of the author's crazy imagination. Any similarity is purely coincidental."

……clever.

Hu Yitong was responsible for finding someone to copy and draw a few small paintings, and then serializing some stories from the storybook.

Wan Shanyao is responsible for sales and external relations.

The two work together.

The first newspaper was sold the next day.

It swept the capital in an instant.

All the tabloids were sold out.

Someone discovered a business opportunity and resold the tabloids they had read.

Wan Shanyao took the tabloid to Zhuque Street to find jewelry stores, restaurants and other shops to discuss advertising.

……

Shen Yunyue stayed in the mansion.

Manager Hu ran eighteen times to tell her the good news.

"roll."

Shen Yunyue was so annoyed.

Manager Hu was a little confused. "Old Princess, we made money, why are you still angry?"

"I asked Xia He to boil some bamboo, sugarcane and water chestnut water. It can help to reduce internal heat."

"How many times have you run this afternoon? My head is hurting. Get out of here right now."

Manager Hu was not annoyed either.

He laughed and said:

"I'm going to get out of here right now."

He did the rolling work and went out in circles.

Jiu Niang and the others in the room laughed out loud.

"Old Princess, Master Long is here." A maid replied from the corridor outside.

What is he here to do?

But Ling Buqi hadn't brought the melon seeds over yet, and Shen Yunyue was only thinking about her own golden melon seeds.

"Please come in."