After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Long Yizi followed Jiu Niang in.

He looked around the furnishings in the room, with a faint smile on his face.

"Master Shen doesn't seem to welcome me very much."

Long Yizi is still as warm as the spring breeze.

Shen Yunyue immediately refuted.

She is a person who listens to advice very well, but she is rebellious and will do whatever is necessary to get rid of it.

Unless you seduce her with money.

"how could be?"

"Master Long, are you here to question me or do you have something to ask me?"

Long Yizi sat on a chair nearby.

Chunhe brought over the freshly brewed cloud tea, "Master, please have some tea."

Master Long nodded indifferently.

"I have something to ask you."

"What's the matter?"

"Old Madam Tang of Xinhou Mansion has been having nightmares recently. Lord Tang, out of filial piety, has specially asked His Majesty to ask the Imperial Observatory to go and take a look."

Shen Yunyue sat lazily on the chair.

He made a motion of counting money.

"Have it?"

"What?" Long Yizi was confused.

Shen Yunyue frowned. Performing a shaman dance also requires physical strength. Who would be willing to go if they don't even have money for tea?

Her appearance fee is not cheap nowadays, so her value has to go up, even if no one is looking for her.

"It can't be without reward."

Long Yizhi understood. "The Tang family has always been stingy. I don't think it will be easy to get the reward."

"My legs hurt and I can't walk."

If you don't have money, don't come near me...

Today, I am only suitable for doing things for money. Doing good deeds is too physically demanding and not suitable for a widow like me.

"Master Long, go find someone else."

"But the emperor has ordered you to go with me." Long Yizi smiled calmly, "There is a girl from the Tang family who has just returned to the capital and she is full of praise for the old princess."

"Tang Jingshu?"

"Tangning."

"Aren't they from the same family? There's another one called Tang Feifei, right?" Shen Yunyue wondered why she kept running into people with the last name Tang recently.

"They are not from the same family, they just all have the surname Tang."

Shen Yunyue sneered.

"The Great Zhou Dynasty has allowed people with the surname Tang to be officials, and people with the surname Tang will get extra points in the Spring Examination."

Since Emperor Wu has given an oral order.

She just went over to see what was going on, since it didn't matter where she was eating melons.

As for the silver?

As long as she likes someone, she will do whatever she wants to get some silver to take home, even if she has to act like a spoiled brat.

Shen Yunyue’s main character is a broad-minded person who knows how to comfort herself.

I immediately changed into a proper outfit of shiny brocade clothes, and I wanted to look prosperous no matter where I went in the first month of the new year.

After coming out, she touched the golden hairpin with phoenix and kingfisher feathers on her head.

Blinking artificially and laughing:

"Master Long, let's go."

A smile flashed in Long Yizi's eyes.

Went to Xinhou Mansion with Shen Yunyue.

When Lord Xin received the letter, he hurried over and led them to his mother's yard. The old lady's sons, daughters-in-law, and the granddaughters and granddaughters-in-law who were favored by her also came over.

Especially unmarried girls.

When they heard that Master Long had arrived, they all ran over with red faces.

They are afraid that Master Long will look down on them.

The Xinhou Mansion has always been stingy and doesn't treat illegitimate children well.

Tang Ning's father is the illegitimate son of the old marquis.

He was sent to serve as the governor of Lingnan.

Thanks to the current Marquis, who used his connections to get him back.

Tang Ning came over with her mother.

A pair of bright eyes looked at Long Yizi, and then fell on Shen Yunyue.

What surprised Shen Yunyue was that she actually saw Tang Jingshu.

Tang Jingshu bowed slightly.

"Meet the old princess."

Shen Yunyue looked at her in confusion, and Old Madam Tang explained:

"When Jingshu's father first came to the capital, he became a member of our Tang family. This child is well-behaved and sensible, and often comes to talk to me."

It turned out to be the case.

Shen Yunyue just smiled and said nothing.

Everyone respected Master Long and thought Shen Yunyue was just here to make a cameo appearance. They didn't take the crazy old princess seriously and only gave her the respect she deserved because of her status.

Master Long asked softly:

"Old lady. I heard you had a nightmare?"

Old Madam Tang pressed her headband and said, "It's been a while. I always dream about bad things. I went to see the old Taoist priest and the monk."

"There are the Shurangama Mantra and the Mantra to Exorcise Ghosts and Gods hanging in the room."

It's just useless.

When Shen Yunyue heard this, she was shocked. All Buddhists and Taoists are invited in.

【Melon. What’s going on, old lady? 】

The attention of those who heard Shen Yunyue's inner thoughts was immediately drawn, such as Tang Jingshu and her mother.

Shen Yunyue glanced at the old lady who was sitting in the chair with a listless look on her face. She was not sure what interesting gossip there was about her.

Gua Gua smiled obscenely.

[The old lady and the eldest daughter-in-law are having a house fight. ]

Shen Yunyue became interested instantly.

The body also straightened up.

"What is the fight between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? Are they trying to steal their son?"

Generally, the battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law starts with an inactive man, but both women think that the man should listen to them the most.

Guagua likes these gossip stories about the harem the most.

[Lord Xin inherited the title, and his wife's family was repeatedly reprimanded by the emperor and lost their status. The old lady's niece was divorced by her husband's family and did not have any children.]

[In order to protect her daughter's status, the sister-in-law suggested that Lord Xin marry a concubine.]

Shen Yunyue: “…”

No wonder nightmares.

It's really not authentic.

[Lord Xin agreed? 】

[I don’t know whether she agrees or not, but the two of them slept together a few days ago. The cousin cried and said she didn’t want to live anymore, and wanted to hang herself with a rope in the Xinhou Mansion.]

Shen Yunyue clicked her tongue:

[If you really want to die, you should hang yourself somewhere else. Choosing Xinhou Mansion is a bit threatening. 】

[Who said it wasn't true? But the old lady arranged their marriage for this reason.]

Guagua appears calm on the outside, but he is wild inside. [Mrs. Xinhou couldn't swallow this breath, so she collected the stories of the fetuses and concubines who were killed by the old lady in the house fights when she was young.]

[I found someone who was good at ventriloquism and told stories to the old lady under her window in the middle of the night.]

Everyone was shocked.

Someone gave Mrs. Xinhou a thumbs up.

Tang Jingshu's mother secretly said that she would learn from him in the future.

Then she thought again, her husband and parents-in-law were very good to her.

I quickly gave up the idea.

Lady Xinhou had no idea that her image of a delicate little white flower had suddenly transformed into something tall and mighty.

Lord Xin stood there in amazement.

Shen Yunyue glanced at the people in the room, "Mrs. Xinhou's wife looks like the mistress of the house, and the cousin of Xinhou is really pretty, and looks like a spoiled young lady. Now we have something fun."

Guagua: [Indeed. After all, she is Lord Xin's cousin, so it's okay for her to be a little spoiled.]

[Lord Xin is such a scumbag. He slept with the girl. Why does he act like a victim? Although he looks ordinary, his personality doesn't have to be so shameless.]

After Shen Yunyue complained.

He glanced at Lord Xin indifferently.

"Lord Xin, why do I feel like you're a little restless?"

Lord Xin tensed up instantly, fearing that Shen Yunyue's sweet words would overturn the Tang family.

I can't help but feel annoyed.

Did Long Yizi bring such a crazy woman here to make fun of himself?

Shen Yunyue said casually:

"Do you have hemorrhoids?"

"It's cured."

Lord Xin: “……?”

Seeing that many people in the room were staring at him, he immediately got angry.

"You have hemorrhoids, your whole family has hemorrhoids."

Shen Yunyue was not angry either. She pointed at him and looked at the other onlookers.

"Don't be anxious. It's not shameful to have hemorrhoids, but it's shameful to hide the disease and avoid seeing a doctor." She had an expression that said, "I'm right."

Guagua was confused.

[Host, why are you and Lord Xin fighting? It made me think a bloody storm was coming. I wasted my preparations to watch the joke.]

【Then I should start over? 】

Lord Xin: "..."

Is this woman not developing well, or is she overdeveloped?

A great god came and took her in.

It is easy to invite a god but difficult to send him away. Lord Xin has fallen into a trap.

The second master of Xinhou Mansion who followed in covered his mouth and laughed, "Brother, you don't really have hemorrhoids, do you? I'll find a miracle doctor to apply a plaster on you and it will be healed immediately."

Lord Xin gave him a sidelong glance.

"Is it funny?"

Mr. Tang immediately shook his head, "Not funny."

Tangning winked at him quietly, and the slightly plump woman sneered:

"Old Princess, are you trying to attract our master's attention? Don't waste your energy. Our master is not someone who will be attracted to everyone."

Shen Yunyue moved closer.

"Where does your self-confidence come from? You brag so much, do you really think you are awesome?"

The fat woman's face turned dark and purple, with green tinged in the purple.

"You cursed."

"Yeah. I scolded you. You look like you deserve to be scolded." Shen Yunyue sorted out her memories. Her original self often quarreled with this fat woman.

The two of them are not very skilled, and are just two noobs fighting each other.

It just made the crowd laugh.

The fat woman said angrily:

"Shen Yunyue. You wanted to kneel when you saw me before, but you have forgotten all these things. Is your memory so bad? Do you want me to remind you?"

She is very arrogant.

Since receiving Tang Ning's guidance, her fighting ability has been as good as ever.

Shen Yunyue was not afraid. She was in a very scary state of mind now.

Open your mouth and say:

"I think you are superficial and mentally insane."

"The sword is not sharp and the horse is too thin, what can you use to fight me?"

"As long as this old princess' spirit is there, I will be a powerful figure wherever I go."

The fat woman was furious. She looked at Tangning and found her frowning. She could only sternly say, "Just wait for me. I won't let you go."

Shen Yunyue waved her hands, "Don't be afraid. Next time you attack, I guarantee you'll pass the first seven."

People who eat melon: "..."

The war is about to begin?

Guagua felt that he couldn't get a word in. Tang Jingshu stared at Shen Yunyue like a little fangirl.

She thought to herself: This is the scene I was looking forward to, Shen Pai’s crazy quotes.