After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy
Chapter 82: After eating the melon for a long time, I found that the emperor was the source
There was silence on both sides of the floral screen, especially those near Shen Yunyue and the others. The people behind couldn't hear anything, they could only see the people in front of them changing their faces.
An expression of surprise.
After a while I suddenly realized what was going on and it felt like I had eaten feces and it was hard to swallow.
I wanted to kick over the screen and jump over.
There is a girl sitting in the back who is staring at the front all the time. She must shine today.
She has memorized too many ancient poems.
Standing on the shoulders of giants, she was determined to impress these ancient people with her talent.
Female officer?
It's not just the old woman like the old princess who can be that person.
Think of this.
There was a hint of anticipation and confidence at the corners of his mouth.
He lowered his voice to the person next to him, "Who is the old princess?"
Someone pointed to the wealth in front.
"The one with the richest head is it."
Tangning curled her lips.
After all, the ancients did not understand aesthetics. Isn’t it good to wear elegant clothes?
Shen Yunyue had no idea that Tangning was secretly complaining behind her.
She was croaking like a woodchuck:
[Gua, I asked you to tell me how good the gigolos that Princess Qingfeng keeps are. I didn't ask you to show me how sexy they are in bed.]
Guagua was in a panic.
[Wrong, wrong. Host, you have never eaten meat. Don't you feel greedy after seeing this? ]
Toffee: “…”
This guy should be taken away and punished with a stick.
The old princesses: “…” Wow, which one is so considerate.
They are vegetarians now.
[Gua, your host is mysophobic! You are not a human, you don’t understand. ]
The melon-eaters suddenly realized.
oh……!
Guagua is not a human being.
Guagua's heart is bleeding.
[Host. You scolded me again. Princess Qingfeng may have a disease, but she enjoyed sexual happiness! You don’t!]
[Although Princess Qingfeng has many men and has a messy time management, she enjoys sexual happiness! You don’t! ]
[Although Princess Qingfeng forcibly took the husband of her family, causing him to abandon his wife and children, she enjoyed sexual happiness! You didn’t! ]
……
The ridicule from Guagua came one after another.
Shen Yunyue was unable to refute.
The left brain of the spectators can’t figure it out, and neither can their right brain.
Princess Qingfeng plays so extravagantly?
Shen Yunyue took a sip of tea and said, "It's a shame to expose someone's shortcomings."
【You are the one who wants to hurt each other.】
Shen Yunyue consciously raised her hand and made a powerful punch, causing the computer screen to roll to the ground.
He jumped onto the table tremblingly.
【Host. Guagua is wrong.】
(?﹏?)
[Let me tell you something. Princess Qingfeng is pregnant. ]
[What? Princess Qingfeng is pregnant again? ] Shen Yunyue yelled in her mind, and now everyone sitting at the back could hear her shrill, life-threatening voice.
Even Ling Buqi and Long Yizi couldn't help but look over here.
The prince consort was a little confused.
How long has it been since I did that?...
Princess Qingfeng has been unwell recently, so he also went to the border to investigate General Mu's affairs.
Just came back a few days ago.
[Who is this pretty boy again? She won't look for a prince consort to take over, will she? Poor prince consort, the chosen one. ]
[The prince consort has just returned. Are they trembling? 】
Shen Yunyue was very curious.
How does Princess Qingfeng fool her husband?
Guagua said that for the Queen of the Sea, this is not a problem.
The first two took over smoothly.
The third one is a piece of cake.
[Host, the prince consort is a little silly. The previous two were happy to take over, and this one will definitely take over smoothly. ]
[It's pitiful. The prince consort's family has only one son for five generations. He can't take a concubine even if he marries a princess. All the children are the princess's children, but none of them are the prince consort's.]
Thinking of this, Shen Yunyue was curious:
[The coffins of the Prince Consort's ancestors must have rebelled. 】
The crowd said:
I don’t know whether the coffin lid will rebel or not.
The prince consort and his father can't stand it anymore.
All he heard was the old man yelling, "Your Majesty, please make the decision for me!"
Emperor Wu, who happened to walk to the door, was shocked.
Gao Wuyong's face turned cold, and he was stopped by Concubine Rong when he was about to speak.
"Your Majesty, there must be something fishy going on."
Look in from the door.
The emperor knew what had happened.
It must be Shen Yunyue who exposed other people's secrets. This is a very bad habit.
How can you expose someone's secrets before he comes?
At least wait until he arrives and let him come and laugh at the joke.
Which father gave birth to such a wicked and opium-spouting child that made his own in-laws forget even the manners.
This habit...is not good.
Emperor Wu cleared his throat, his face full of majesty, as if to say, "You guys are just eating melons without me."
The civil and military officials who were eating melons: "..."
woo woo woo...
After eating the melon for a long time, I found that the emperor was the source.
The prince consort knelt down with his knees clattering.
Tears flowed:
"Your Majesty, I don't want to live anymore."
Shen Yunyue, who likes to watch the fun and stir up trouble, immediately added: [One, two, three, hit the pillar. If there is no blood, it is not enough to prove your determination. ]
Court officials: "..."
The melon-eating family members: "..."
Shen Yunyi's heart was pounding with fear. How could his sister be so alive and well when she was so rude?
The prince consort was stunned.
He hurriedly got up and was about to hit the pillar.
[Don't get hit to death. You have to tell everyone what happened before you get hit. The emperor doesn't know what happened yet, how can he help you make a big deal for us to watch? 】
[Is he crazy? Why is he hitting the pillar? ]
The prince consort was halfway through the run when he suddenly braked.
An unstable one.
fell to the ground.
This caused Shen Yunyue to mock in her mind:
[Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey when you left the house this morning? Performing monkey tricks at this important moment? ]
People who eat melon:...
Good man, you have said all kinds of sarcastic things.
The prince consort simply lay on the ground without moving. He really wanted to cover his ears and not listen to Shen Yunyue's crazy talk.
Emperor Wu was stunned.
There was no expression on his face. Who was upset today?
Princess Qingfeng saw her father-in-law doing this and thought he was fighting for her. She felt a rush of thoughts that smelled like placenta...
She had tears in her eyes and looked pitiful as if she had been bullied.
"Father, please make the decision for me."
"Aunt Thirteen is throwing dirty water on me." She glared at Shen Yunyue angrily. "Slandering me and threatening me."
Everyone saw it.
They all wanted to slap their foreheads. They had never seen anyone who was so eager to nail himself to the pillar of shame.
This time I saw it.
Shen Yunyue smiled faintly. There are mentally retarded people every year, but there are especially many this year.
At the end of the year, I have to show off my brain.
Hasn’t the snow from last year yet shaken out of her mind?
Emperor Wu didn't expect that his beloved daughter would actually offend Shen Yunyue. This was a serious problem.
The melon...is not fragrant.
"Qingfeng, stop messing around. Your Thirteenth Aunt is just joking with you."
Feeling a little guilty for no reason.
Qingfeng thought that the emperor deliberately gave Shen Yunyue face. How could an old woman of such high status have such face?
She tore her face away and made Dashun lose face.
My father will definitely praise her later.
Thinking of this, Qingfeng became excited.
"Father, please help me. The aunt really threatened me."
When Shen Yunyue heard this, she felt that she could tolerate her uncle but not her aunt.
"Princess Qingfeng, don't lie with your eyes open. Anything is possible. Look for problems in yourself. Don't think you can clean up the mess."
【Have you hidden your belly? 】
[Has the Imperial Hospital been arranged? ]
[Has the Prince Consort slept with you? ]
[Have you hidden your beloved lovers of all kinds? One, two, three, wooden man, I know where the father of the baby in your belly is. ]
Wow……
So exciting.
Emperor Wu only felt that his old face was being rubbed on the ground, and he could vaguely hear the lost manners of the spectators in Shen Yunyue's voice... they were too gloating.
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