After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Princess Yunlan of Dashun, Prince Lu, Shen Yunyi and others sat in the front.

Princess Yunlan winked at Shen Yunyue with a smile on her face.

"Sister Yunyue."

Princess Yunlan came over and said, "Sister Yunyue, I want to eat the tofu skin buns in the mansion again."

Shen Yunyue knew long ago that she was a little foodie princess.

If you are a foodie, you don't have enough thoughts. All the little thoughts you have are spent on eating.

"I'll send some more over tomorrow." Shen Yunyue felt a little more pity for this girl who came to marry.

"That's great, thank you Sister Yunyue."

Princess Yunlan asked her maid to bring a chair, and she simply sat next to Shen Yunyue.

The princesses of the Great Zhou were stunned.

A princess took the initiative to run up to the general's daughter to say hello, calling her sister left and right. Where did this put the princess's dignity and pride?

No wonder the Dashun army suffered defeat in every battle.

There were also princesses who were envious.

If they could meet someone like Shen Yunyue during their marriage, would their lives be easier?

The Great Zhou also had marriage alliances.

In particular, the princesses who were married to the Dongqi Kingdom did not have an easy life.

One of the princesses was deeply favored by the emperor.

No matter how she looked at Shen Yunyue, she felt displeased and always believed that the Fifth Prince became the Idle King because of Shen Yunyue's mischief.

She saw that the emperor and the concubines had not arrived yet.

He sneered at the moment:

"Don't you know what bad luck is? A princess has to get close to a young widow."

As soon as these words came out.

Shen Yunyue raised her eyes and looked over.

Wow...

There was poison in his eyes...

Did the princess bite the dog or was bitten by the dog today?

What's the result now? Whoever you catch will be bitten?

Princess Yunlan gently held Shen Yunyue's hand without waiting for her to speak.

He replied calmly:

"Princess Qingfeng. The husband of the young widow you mentioned died on the battlefield for the sake of this country.

What do the widows of the generals of the Great Zhou think of your words? The princesses of the Great Zhou are nothing special. "

The old princess, the princess and the princesses all glared at Princess Qingfeng.

The others pricked up their ears.

At this moment, even his eyeballs didn't move.

The dogs also looked at them with affectionate eyes.

It's important to eat melon.

Princess Qingfeng's eyes were filled with anger and her expression looked extremely ugly.

"This princess is doing this for your own good. If you don't accept my toast, you will be punished. If you want to be a lowly person and go to a lowly person, I advise you to have some ideals in life."

Princess Guiyang just came over.

She didn't expect that the girl Qingfeng would dare to speak so sweetly.

Sharp voice:

"Qingfeng, I think you are crazy."

Shen Yunyue smiled faintly, "She is not crazy. She is just standing up for the missing Concubine Xian."

[Princess Qingfeng is a fangirl of Concubine Xian. She heard that Concubine Xian was so charming that she wanted to learn all the essence of Concubine Xian.]

[When Concubine Xian got into trouble, she was like a dung beetle that couldn't find its dung. ]

Guagua added another blow:

[In Princess Qingfeng's eyes, the emperor was just a stepping stone for Concubine Xian. She wrote down all of Concubine Xian's daily affairs, even learning how Concubine Xian made a bowl of purple placenta soup every two days.]

Shen Yunyue curved her eyebrows.

[I said she smelled bad, like fermented feces.]

[Dear, if you like to eat shit, you can eat it quietly. Don't make it public, we won't laugh at you. ]

Princess Guiyang next to her hurriedly covered her nose with her hands.

Took a few steps back.

Others: "..."

Placenta stew?

vomit……

Everyone couldn't help but pick up a handkerchief to cover their nose.

On the other side of the floral screen, I held my breath. I was almost scratching my head and asking: Honey, have you eaten the melon?

Could you please speak louder?

Princess Yunlan was rather naive and covered her nose in surprise.

Pretending to be ignorant:

"Princess Qingfeng, your mouth stinks."

"It smells like a toilet. Did you eat shit for breakfast?"

Princess Guiyang's pupils shrank. She understood that Princess Yunlan, who looked like a porcelain doll, must have heard Shen Yunyue's thoughts.

Someone heard it.

Some people are confused.

Princess Qingfeng used heavy incense, and in order to make herself more beautiful and charming, she ate placenta for maintenance every day.

For example, placenta dumplings.

Placenta, angelica and pigeon egg soup.

Placenta fried rice.

Placenta stewed with turtle soup.

……

If you eat too much, there is a strange smell, so she would use strong incense to cover up the smell of placenta.

Her face was grim.

"Princess Yunlan, you just ate feces."

"You in the Great Zhou Dynasty used feces to entertain the princess who came to marry a foreign prince. Is this the Great Zhou Dynasty's way of entertaining guests?" Princess Yunlan's character is very stupid, and she has no scruples in order to maintain her character.

As he spoke, he secretly winked at Shen Yunyue.

In Shen Yunyue's eyes... so cute.

Princess Qingfeng was choked with speech.

"you……"

Shen Yunyue snorted coldly, "I was wondering why Princess Qingfeng was so arrogant. It turns out she ate something very spicy."

"It doesn't matter if you have a special hobby of eating, but it's wrong for you to come out and talk nonsense and offend others."

Shen Yunyue has never been afraid of arguing with people.

The hearts of the onlookers trembled, and everyone hoped that the emperor and empress would come later.

The old lady went crazy.

Shen Yunyue's persistently unstable mental state has won their hearts, and they hope that she can continue to maintain it.

Looking at Princess Yunlan again, he thought to himself, are all the women of Dashun so muddle-headed and stupid?

Princess Qingfeng was so angry that she was about to go crazy.

"You're talking nonsense."

Shen Yunyue raised her eyebrows and asked back:

"You didn't eat shit?"

"you……"

"I'm taking Chinese medicine." Princess Qingfeng thought that placenta is a Chinese medicine, so there was nothing wrong with what she said.

[Hello, Dali Temple 110. There is a fraud here, send someone to dig a hole and bury her.]

But he said:

"Chinese medicine, are you sick? Is there any hope? When will you die? Do you plan to cremate or bury? Who will you invite to the banquet? What is the quality of the food?"

puff……

All the people drinking tea suddenly spit out their tea.

Crazy woman.

Her words made the old princesses, princesses and dowager concubines sitting next to her at a loss.

Isn’t it just a New Year’s Eve dinner?

The extra shows were so good.

Conscience.

In the past, eating the New Year's Eve dinner meant nothing more than listening to a few words of flattery and watching the concubines fighting for favor.

These are just the little things they have left over from their games.

There are melons every year, but this year it is particularly big.

Princess Qingfeng didn't expect that Shen Yunyue was a complete perverted lunatic.

As soon as you open your mouth it's either shit or death.

After hearing her words, his eyes suddenly became poisonous.

"What do you mean?"

Shen Yunyue pretended to be angry and touched the hairpin on her head, causing all the civil and military officials on the opposite side to look at her.

coming.

coming.

That pervert Shen Yunyue is here with big news.

Can't hear clearly.

I don't understand, is there anyone who can translate it for me?

Waiting online...

The kind that gives tips.

urgent……

Shen Yunyue smiled. "If you understand the meaning in your mind, then that's what it means. If you don't understand it, then it's not what it means. I guess you definitely understand what I mean, after all, you and your male favorites are also guessing the meaning."

The hearts of the spectators rose and fell.

It reached my throat and couldn't go up or down.

???

This crap literature?

What does it mean?

Someone got the point.

"Male favorite?"

Shen Yunyue gave the other person a look that said, "You're right. But there's no reward."

"Although we don't like the taste of your shit, your male lovers do."

[It's so funny. Princess Qingfeng kept a male lover behind her husband's back. She touched everyone from the guards in the princess's mansion to the horse grooms. She liked men's hormonal biceps and deadly waists.]

Speaking of it.

Shen Yunyue couldn't help but swallow.

Ok.

Women like it.

The scene exploded.

The princess has a male lover, and what's more, he is Concubine Xian's apprentice.

Too much information.

A stupid brain can't hold it.

Princess Qingfeng regretted it.

Her palms were soaked with cold sweat, and she was afraid that her husband would hear her.

Her eyes were filled with coldness, and she lowered her voice and roared, "You slandered this princess, what crime should you be punished for?"

She knew that her father would definitely help her, after all, it was a matter of reputation for the royal family.

She just made the same mistake that all men in the world make.

Toffee's head was buzzing.

Brains are bubbling.

"Princess Li, please sit down. We are all family, so stop joking around."

A joke, trying to lift the veil.

Shen Yunyue said "Oh" nonchalantly, then she sat down and said nothing more.

But what was in my heart kept talking.

[Guagua, tell me what kind of pretty boys does Princess Qingfeng like? Does she have no other hobbies besides muscular men?] Shen Yunyue is a professional melon eater.

Princess Qingfeng wanted to speak more.

Princess Guiyang stopped him with a look, as she believed that she was a widow and had never found a man.

Good guy.

Qingfeng has a husband, but she is still not satisfied...