Hold on, the system and I have never been angry

When Qiansui was fully awake, Lu Jinchao was wearing pajamas and drying his hair, "Are you awake?"

Qiansui quickly propped himself up on the ground with his front paws and bowed his head to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, I got into trouble again..."

"What are you sorry for?" Lu Jinchao rubbed the cat's head, neither angry nor blaming him. "It's biological nature to be lustful. Just touch him. I don't believe he will lose a piece of flesh. At most, you can let him touch you back."

"But you are not lustful." Qiansui thought for a moment and added: "Neither are they."

"How can there be someone who is not lustful at all? It's just that they know the difference between being restrained and being superficial." Lu Jinzhao picked up the wine that Gao Xiaoyu brought to apologize and poured it into the goblet. "I occasionally watch 18+ movies and watch short videos of handsome men and beautiful women."

Oh, he not only watched, but also produced his own CP pornographic pictures. So what, Da Yan still deleted the pictures for him in a few minutes, forcing him to add external links every day.

"But you've met so many handsome men and beautiful women of all types in the past few years. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that some of them have a crush on you. I don't believe you know nothing about it." When it comes to gossip, Qiansui is obviously interested: "But I haven't seen you express any interest in any of them. What kind of people do you like?"

"There are many types of people I like. If I have to pick one as a partner," Lu Jinzhao thought about it seriously and replied, "It all depends on the feeling. As long as the feeling is right, it's fine."

This is not the answer it wants. It is as good as saying nothing. Chitose: "...Have your senses degenerated?"

"Maybe. I'm very picky. I'm slow at the top and quick at the bottom. The top also has to weigh the pros and cons and leave a way out for themselves. In short, it's better to have nothing than to have something of poor quality."

"Do you remember the last time you got on someone?"

Lu Jinzhao chuckled: "Why, do you want to hear a bedtime story?"

Qiansui nodded vigorously: "I do."

"The last time I was attracted to someone was probably in high school." Lu Jinzhao glanced upwards, lost in memories, "Back then I was a short-haired schoolgirl wearing big square glasses, wearing a school uniform every day, and I was the type that you couldn't tell who I was when I walked in a crowd."

"During the summer between junior high and high school, I had a dream in which a boy smiled at me. After waking up, I couldn't remember what he looked like, but I remembered that he must have looked very good when he smiled. Dreams are easily forgotten, and I soon forgot about the incident. On the day of registration, I saw the boy with a bright smile, and the moment he smiled at me, I admit that I was attracted to him."

"It was a very old-fashioned love at first sight, or maybe it could be called lust at first sight. Anyway, it reminded me of that dream. I was so stupid at the time that I thought it was destined by God."

"My grades were OK at that time, and I could consistently rank in the top three, but I wasn't a genius, and I couldn't compete with those two weirdos who slept in class and still managed to get first place in the exams. Later, the classes were divided into arts and sciences, and I was lucky enough to be assigned to the same class as the boy I liked, and his good brother."

"There was a beautiful and smart girl in my class who sat in front of me. We quickly became friends thanks to the model proposed by our class teacher that the front, back, left and right desks form study groups."

"She told me she liked his brother. I told her I liked him."

Chitose stretched out his claws. "Stop. I don't understand what he, she, and it mean. Can you give them a code name? Even ABC is fine."

Lu Jinzhao choked and said, "Then A refers to the boy I have a crush on, B refers to the beautiful top student, and C refers to the brother of my crush whom the beautiful top student likes. Is that okay?"

Qiansui was speechless: "You are deliberately playing tongue twisters to confuse me, right? You really have a bad taste! And your storytelling level is so bad that I don't even want to say anything to you."

"So are you still going to listen?"

"Listen, listen, go on."

"Where were we just talking? Oh, B told me that she liked C, and I told her that I liked A. She suggested that we help each other, and I agreed. We helped each other diligently for a while, and in the end, C really got together with B."

"I was thinking, with such a good opportunity, I must ask B to help me make the connection."

"But unfortunately, after B and C started dating, they basically forgot about me. I could only play the role of a secret lover in a corner by myself."

"According to my deskmate at the time, I might have been the only one who thought it was a secret crush."

"At that time, I didn't know that my love was so blatant, and I didn't know that A had actually discovered that I liked him a long time ago. He didn't like an ordinary girl like me, so he pretended not to know."

"He likes the prettiest girl in our class."

"That girl, let's call her D."

"D is also my friend. I admire her very much. She has bright looks, a cheerful personality, and is an athlete. She is completely different from an ordinary girl with glasses like me. There are many boys in the next class who like her, so it didn't take long for all kinds of strange rumors to spread. It was said that she had actually dated hundreds of boyfriends. They were very convincing."

"I still don't know whether the rumors were spread by girls who were jealous of her, or by boys who liked her but couldn't get her so they broke their defenses. Maybe it was both."

"The most outrageous story I remember was that she ran 1,500 meters at a sports meet, and after the meet she discovered she had her period and fainted from menstrual cramps, and it was rumored that she had a miscarriage."

"The rumors were unpleasant to hear, but fortunately nothing bad happened. She didn't lose heart, nor did she take the rumors to heart. She graduated with excellent grades as usual. The only thing that changed was probably that A no longer liked her because of the rumors."

Qiansui curled his lips: "Then his love is not worth much."

"Yes." Lu Jinzhao smiled and continued, "But at that time, I was complacent because A didn't like D. I admired her, envied her, and was jealous of her. I was immersed in a kind of torn pain, like a dark and twisted maggot in a corner that couldn't see the light. Fortunately, I still had some conscience at that time and didn't do anything that went against my conscience."

"After one semester, B and C broke up unexpectedly. My relationship with her faded a lot at that time, and I was busy with schoolwork, so I didn't take it too seriously. Not long after, B and A got together."

Chitose felt like her CPU was not spinning: "Wait, she knew you liked A, but after breaking up with C, she still dated A whom you liked??? This is too shameless! How can you steal your sister's sweetheart like this!"

Lu Jinzhao picked up the goblet, his eyes fell on the shaking wine, but his thoughts flew away, "When I knew they were together, I felt betrayed. I was just secretly in love with them and had no right to be jealous, but I still distanced myself from them later."

"After that, I attended an art training camp and signed up for the entrance exam to my favorite art school. I was busy painting from the moment I opened my eyes. I traveled all over the place and had no time to feel sad. That's how my high school life ended."

"Ah? That's it?" Chitose covered his head. "I was expecting to hear some bloody story about a love triangle or cheating!"

"How can there be so many melodramatic romances?" Lu Jinzhao took a sip of wine. "I believe that most people's campus youth is quiet like this."

Chitose: "OK, I can understand that you hate all those who spread dirty rumors because of what happened to D, and that you are now resistant to socializing because you were backstabbed. But I don't understand why you reject love? Aren't you just not in love at all?"

Lu Jinzhao looked at it with contempt: "Who says you have to have been in love before you are qualified to reject love? Do you have to chew mud before you know that mud is not edible?"

"In fact, these things are only part of the factors that make up who I am today. I just remembered later that when I was fully focused on another person, I would become completely different from myself. That me was ugly, dark, and a little bit indescribably vicious."

"I don't like that about me."

“Instead of focusing on another person, focus on improving yourself.”

"If I bloom, the fragrance will come naturally."

"Let's not talk about the issue of being tempted easily, don't you have any physiological needs? For example, hormone regulation or something. I saw a dermatologist who said that women's skin will deteriorate if they quit masturbation. Although you are not a woman now, the skin condition on your face is indeed not very good..."

Qiansui opened the data booklet named [Host Observation Diary] and read out the records on it word by word: "And as far as I know, in the chat records between you and your best friend when you were alive, you mentioned that if you became a man, you would go to (beep) heaven (beep) earth (beep) air, and you would not let go of any good-looking man or woman who suits your taste. Your best friend said that she would do the same."

Chitose closed the book and asked sincerely, "Why haven't you taken action now that you've truly become a man?"

"Don't look at my chat history with my bestie anymore. If you keep looking, I'll shave you into a hairless cat." Lu Jinzhao picked up the cat and grabbed Qiansui's beard: "I said those words at the time because in my opinion, becoming a man is like creating something out of nothing. Of course, you have to make the best use of it, otherwise there is no point in becoming a man. Is it just to avoid wearing underwear and menstruation?"

"But in the end, it's just talk. You know what I mean. In fact, I have a serious mental disorder. When facing someone who doesn't make my heart beat, I can't even accept their physical touch, let alone other things."

"Oh, you are the legendary person who is extremely open-minded but extremely conservative in behavior." Qiansui wrote it down in his notebook, muttering softly, "In fact, I quite support you to go to (beep) heaven (beep) earth (beep) air, at least your figure is much better than most of the male protagonists in the 18+ websites, you will definitely become famous if you go into the adult industry."

Lu Jinzhao: “…” I feel like I can’t keep this cat anymore.

"Oh, it's a bad omen that I came here. I accidentally heard something incredible." Heri Kappa's figure appeared silently in Lu Jinzhao's room. He sat down on the sofa, crossed his legs, and looked at the two of them with a smile on his face.

"!!!" Lu Jinzhao and Qiansui were alarmed. After the experience in the last small world, they were used to opening the barrier when they talked about some private topics. Since Heli Kapa could sneak into their room silently without them sensing it, it would be easy for Jinmao to kill those military generals and even the Tumen royal family.

Qiansui gestured anxiously with his cat claws: "What should I do? How about taking this opportunity to kill him?"

Heli Kapa sensed their murderous intentions, and turned his wrist to hold a black card with flowers on it between his two fingers like magic: "Don't be nervous, I'm here to give you an invitation."

Qiansui: "No! Your invitation must be to the Hongmen Banquet, only a fool would go there!"

"Yes, it is indeed the Hongmen Banquet. I have prepared the ultimate game and invite you to join me in the fun."

"I have already sent the same invitation letter to the person in the Administration. If you insist on refusing, I will have no choice but to invite all members of the Tumen royal family to attend." Heli Kappa stood up. "I believe you also know that I have plenty of means of teleportation."

Lu Jinzhao raised his gun: "Lock me——"

Heli Kapa interrupted him first: "Are you going to say that the life and death of the Tumen royal family is none of your business? If the safety of the Tumen royal family and the Blue Star Empire cannot threaten you, then what about your best friend?"

"I have found some people to delay time these days so that I can personally investigate your background and the one from the Administration. You will definitely think I am despicable, but you are too powerful. I have to think of a way to divide you up."

"She is very mysterious, and no information can be found. You are different, your information is almost public and transparent. Chu Nian, 27 years old this year, has a best friend of more than ten years named Qi Shian. You live in a residential area with two households per floor in the center of A City, H Province. She lives across from you, right?"

Lu Jinzhao frowned: "What do you want to do?"

"Oh my god, you can also change your face for others?" Heli Kappa's surprised expression turned into a smile: "I thought you really had no feelings and didn't care about anyone. I found your weakness - agree to my conditions, and your best friend and her boyfriend will be safe. If you don't agree, I can't guarantee what I will do."

"By the way, don't expect the Administration to send anyone else to help you. When I passed by the Administration, I also found some work for them. They should be too busy now to take care of you."

In the blink of an eye, Lu Jinzhao moved over and drew his sword to try to cut off Heri Kapa's head, but the blade went through it. It was not the real body. He took a deep breath and said, "Give me the invitation."

Heli Kappa winked and blew him a kiss: "Be sure to come on time. I will wait for you."

“……”Nausea and want to vomit.

Seeing the clone disappear, Lu Jinzhao fell to the bedside, and his good mood during the day was gone. If he didn't care about the survival of the Blue Star Empire before, and just wanted to stay away from perverts like Heli Kappa, then now he wants to withdraw his previous words, and Heli Kappa must die.

Chitose sensed that the host's mood was getting worse, and quickly got into his arms and started to act coquettishly: "Don't panic, the time written on the invitation is half a month later, we still have time. Call Nox first and discuss countermeasures."

"No need to fight, I'm here." Nox walked through the portal and appeared in the room. After setting up a shield, her pretty face under the glasses finally showed fatigue. "Don't worry, I sent people to protect your bestie. If something goes wrong, they will be teleported directly into my system space. It's absolutely safe."

"Well. Please." Various ideas popped up in Lu Jinzhao's mind frantically. After calculating them again in his mind, he ruled them out one by one. He raised his head: "The systems are different, but is it possible that there are some common weaknesses?"