Hold on, the system and I have never been angry

After finding Tumenquan to act as a lobbyist and lobbying from all sides, Lan Ting and others finally agreed to let everyone stay put.

After two days of waiting, the enemy coalition arrived as expected. Above the planet were densely packed starships of varying sizes, some like giant beasts, others like schools of fish. They shuttled through the universe in groups, arranged in battle formations, silently demonstrating their strength and numerical superiority.

Lu Jinzhao drove his fighter plane to meet the enemy, a fighter plane hanging alone in front of the densely packed background of starships. He stood on the top glass of the fighter plane, holding a talisman, looking relaxed.

The scene of one man resisting thousands of troops was shocking enough, but Qiansui hid in his hood and muttered: "God bless, the sky-high talisman must not be as unreliable as the prop mall! Otherwise, the host and I will be finished! The Blue Star Empire will also be finished!"

The impassioned prelude that Lu Jinzhao had just felt in his heart disappeared in an instant, "You know how to ruin the atmosphere."

Qiansui Lululu: "I already know your funny nature. It's useless to pretend to be cool!"

The commander of the coalition forces appeared from the battleship and laughed loudly into the loudspeaker on the spaceship: "Hahahahaha, look what I see? Just one person? Did they ask you to surrender, or to die? Is there no one left in the Blue Star Empire? They sent a young boy like you out to die?"

"Shut up." Lu Jinzhao simply sat down on top of the fighter plane. "I'll count to ten, and you guys retreat. I don't want to kill anyone on a large scale."

There was a burst of laughter in the huge crowd of warships, all mocking the young man for overestimating his own abilities.

What's more, they even fired laser cannons directly as a demonstration.

The battleship's intelligent assistant had already turned on the autopilot mode and easily moved up to avoid the two shells. Lu Jinzhao sighed, "Then there's nothing I can do. It's hard to persuade the damned ghost with kind words. I hope we'll see each other in hell."

After saying that, he crushed the talisman, and a puff of light smoke spread out, and the whole place became silent.

Seeing that nothing happened, Qiansui took a deep breath and said in disbelief: "Damn, how come the battleship is intact??? The Space-Time Trading House also sells shoddy items! Brother Chao, let's run!"

Lu Jinzhao picked it up by the scruff of its neck and turned to the warships: "Go, it's all yours."

"What? Everything belongs to me?" Qiansui scratched his head, and followed his host's words to float over and take a look. He was shocked to see a fleet of warships floating, but no one was inside. His eyes suddenly lit up: "It must be very valuable in the trading house!"

"Oh my god, it's worthy of being called a priceless talisman! This is too awesome, it can actually choose the target to kill based on your thoughts! No wonder you just skipped over those shells and chose this talisman that only exists in the world of immortal cultivation and is incompatible with the interstellar world."

Lu Jinchao counted the number of warships and kept a few big ones to hand over to Lan Ting's army. He kept the rest for himself and put them up for trading one by one.

Make a fortune.

Nox popped up the video call and said with a straight face: "Where did you get this prop?"

Lu Jinchao looked at her in confusion: "I bought it from the Space-Time Trading Company."

"Spacetime Trading House? What is that? The name sounds like a cyber free trade market that can connect different small worlds in space and time." Nox saw Lu Jinzhao nod, indicating that she guessed right, and almost went berserk on the spot, "Why didn't you tell me that you have such an awesome function?!"

"You didn't ask me." Lu Jinzhao tilted his head, "How could I know that you didn't?"

"It's not fair! How come I've been traveling through small worlds for thousands of years and have never heard of this space-time trading house, while you, a new advanced system, can have such a convenient thing?!"

"Maybe, because my Chitose is a system derived from the game world view, so it has a bit of everything."

Nox stretched out her hand, on which was the contract signed by Lu Jinzhao. She curled her lips and said unwillingly, "Give me some fragments of your system. In exchange, I accept your conditions for terminating the labor contract. But I can't give her your bestie's system for the time being. You have to wait until you return to your original body and you two die before you can come to the Administration to handle the formalities."

Her system can replicate the capabilities of other systems by devouring them. Qiansui's Space-Time Trading House is just one of its functions, not all of them, so just give her some fragments. Lu Jinzhao agreed without thinking: "Deal."

Qiansui struggled under his host's hand: "You are only allowed to pluck the loose hair and cut my nails!! Ah!! You are not allowed to pull my beard!! If you touch me again, I will make trouble!"

He plucked some of Qiansui's cat hair, rolled it into a ball, added some freshly trimmed cat nails and whiskers, and on a whim, Lu Jinzhao used them to poke a felt kitten. The kitten looked about 70% like Qiansui and was very cute.

Qiansui liked it very much and held it tightly, refusing to let go: "Why don't we not give it to her? I like this felt kitten."

"Give it to her." Lu Jinzhao picked up the comb, "I'll give you another one."

After using the trading house to mail the felt kitten and resolve the annoying labor contract, Lu Jinzhao's mood improved significantly. He even hummed a little tune while combing Qiansui's fur.

Regardless of whether Lan Ting sent someone to watch over him or not, and handed over some of the bulky starships that were difficult to sell as trophies, no one would be able to catch him doing anything wrong.

As for the other groups, he only needed to tell the children to leave the warships behind, and the final outcome would definitely be automatic confiscation. In this way, the money given by Tumenquan would not only help them eliminate the enemy without bloodshed, but also help them obtain a large number of high-tech war weapons. Not only would he not lose anything, but he would also make money.

Since it is a win-win situation, it can't be considered that he is making money from the national disaster.

All his worries disappeared. When the war was over, he could travel around with a lot of money and a top fighter jet without any worries. It was so wonderful just thinking about it.

Qiansui stretched out on his host's lap, stretched himself, and began to purr in comfort: "Great, comb it a few more times."

The fighter plane was on automatic pilot, and when he returned to the military base, Gao Xiaoyu rushed out and pounced on him.

Lu Jinchao reacted faster and stepped back quickly. Qiansui in his arms was startled and quickly arched his back in a defensive posture: "What do you want to do?"

Unexpectedly, more people suddenly rushed out from all directions. Lu Jinchao had no way to retreat. The soldiers lifted him up one by one and threw him into the sky. Everyone had a smile on his face.

It was an old traditional celebration ceremony. But as a socially anxious person, Lu Jinzhao felt a little disappointed when he held Qiansui, and he stood straight, waiting for them to let him go when they were tired of throwing him.

Qiansui felt his stiff movements and tense muscles and could not hold back his laughter, and almost choked with laughter.

After his feet finally touched the ground, Lu Jinzhao still felt a little dizzy. He rubbed his temples and raised his hand to refuse their second round of high throws: "Don't bother me. How about something practical? How about a celebration party?"

Lan Ting happily agreed: "No problem!"

The soldiers cheered and, under Lan Ting's command, began to prepare things for the celebratory banquet in the evening.

Gao Xiaoyu put his hand on Lu Jinzhao's shoulder and raised his thumb with his other hand: "Dude, that's awesome. This is the first time I've seen someone kill an opponent instantly without bloodshed. What kind of weapon is that? Where did you get it?"

Lu Jinzhao took his hand away and took a step back. He had already mastered the skill of lying with his eyes open. He said, "The princess gave it to me. I don't know anything else."

"Oh ~ Her Royal Highness the Princess gave it to us." Gao Xiaoyu said sourly: "Why didn't Her Royal Highness the Princess give us two to play with? She's biased. Old Dai, don't you think so?"

Dai Heng rolled his eyes at him and didn't bother to say anything.

"You should go ask Her Royal Highness the Princess." Lu Jinzhao held the cat, left the two of them and turned away.

Gao Xiaoyu raised his voice behind him: "Hey, why are you more withdrawn than Old Dai?"

Lu Jinzhao: "None of your business."

Gao Xiaoyu turned to look at Dai Hengyi: "Old Dai, look at him!"

Dai Hengyi: "It's none of my business."

"..." Gao Xiaoyu couldn't help but punch and kick the backs of the people walking away in two directions.

Lu Jinchao didn't go to the celebration party in the evening. He just wanted to find an excuse to get out of it. Instead of being an exhibit, it would be more refreshing to stay in the room and play games.

However, when he was halfway through the game, he heard someone clamoring outside looking for someone. Finally, he had no choice but to climb out of the window, find a lawn, and start cyber shopping.

When I think of lawns, classic scenes like "anime protagonists playing leaf flutes/harmonicas/xun" come to mind, so I want to try it myself. But he doesn't know how to play any of them, so he has to buy one each and learn on the spot. The celebration party is obviously going to be a party until dawn, and I don't know if one night is enough for him to learn quickly.

As a result, when I browsed the musical instrument section of the shopping mall, I became more and more dazzled. I wanted to try everything, so I added everything to the shopping cart and paid with one click.

It’s nice to be able to buy things without having to check the balance.

After Qiansui evolved into an advanced system, the holographic teaching teacher in the practice room could also appear in reality in the form of projection, but unlike the practice room, he could not freely adjust the flow of time. Finally, he picked and chose in the warehouse and chose a beautiful violin to use.

Qiansui Caoduo Wukou: "Is your brain circuit jumping too fast? How did you jump from harmonica to violin? Is there any necessary connection between them?"

Lu Jinzhao turned a deaf ear to its complaints and began to learn step by step following the instruction of the holographic projection.

Holographic projection teaching teacher: "Keep your body relaxed, don't be too stiff. Put the violin on your left shoulder, keep your head straight, and look forward. The left side of your chin should lie on the chin rest, turn your head to the left, and keep your chin close to the chin rest until your eyes can look at the strings level. This violin-holding posture helps ensure the stability of the violin and also relieves pressure on the neck and shoulders."

Chitose was bored as a cat. He couldn't concentrate on the class, and his host ignored him, so he just slipped out to play. Anyway, he was now an advanced system. He could fly when he showed his physical form, and turn invisible when he got into trouble. He didn't have to be afraid of anything.

It followed the smell of food to the celebration banquet, and saw a large bowl of meat on the table. It squatted beside the table and ate until it was full. It felt thirsty after eating too much, and looked for water everywhere. It saw Gao Xiaoyu holding a cup not far away, and thought of messing with him, so it rushed over and drank all the water.

Gao Xiaoyu was startled, turned around and saw that it was a cat, and lifted the cat up by the scruff of the neck and shook it: "Spit it out! Spit it out quickly! It's very strong!"

"You're lying, it's obviously juice, so sweet." Qiansui burped at him and almost made him pass out.

Gao Xiaoyu was helpless: "Where is your master?"

No one knew how Xingji's wine was made, but it made him drunk very quickly. Qiansui started to talk nonsense, "He, hiccups, he has a new lover, he doesn't... care about me, he's a scumbag..."

"What?" Gao Xiaoyu looked strange, "He doesn't want you anymore? Then you should follow me, your brother. Come on, I'll take you back to my dormitory first."

"I don't want to go back to my brother's room..."

"Okay, okay." Gao Xiaoyu whispered, "That only works if I can get into your brother Chao's room."

Gao Xiaoyu carried the cat back to the dormitory, took a pillow as a cushion for it, put it on his bed, and covered it with a brand new towel. He shook his head and went out to continue attending the banquet. He was so busy just now that he hadn't eaten yet.

Qiansui had a lot of strange dreams. He vaguely heard the sound of water. He thought it was his host taking a shower. He floated into the bathroom decisively and patted his back with one claw. "Hey, so soft. Brother Chao, have your back muscles degenerated?"

The faucet was turned off, and the man covered his butt and turned around. Although his face was expressionless, his ears were completely red. It was Dai Hengyi. He gritted his teeth and asked, "How did you get in?"

Qiansui gestured: "Just like that, I floated in. I evolved. Have you forgotten?"

Before Dai Heng could react, it stretched out its claws and touched his chest twice, softly and caringly. "You've practiced well, but not as well as my brother Chao..."

“Than my family…?” After saying that, it shuddered with fear, opened its eyes wide, and after recognizing the person in front of it, it couldn’t help but let out a terrified scream: “Ahhhhhhhh! I’m sorry!”

When Dai Hengyi came with a black cat in his hand, Lu Jinchao had just finished playing a piece of music. He looked at Qiansui, whose face showed that he had done something wrong, and calmly put the violin and bow into the violin case, "Tell me what it broke on you, and I will compensate you for it."

"It peeped at me while I was bathing and even touched me," Dai Heng said expressionlessly, "You're going to compensate me for it as well?"

"?" Lu Jinchao looked at Qiansui with complicated eyes for a while, and almost stared through Qiansui with a look that said "you have made it". The cat shrank into a ball and dared not look at him. He turned to Dai Hengyi, "The cat is in your hand, touch it back."

Dai Heng laughed angrily: "If you touch a stranger, it will be considered harassment. If you touch a cat, will the cat think it is harassment? Can they be the same?"

Lu Jinzhao asked back: "How do you know cats can't do that?"

Dai Hengyi took a deep breath and said, "I can't argue with you, but the pet owner is responsible for the trouble. It broke into my dormitory and peeped at me taking a shower. You have to give me an explanation for this matter."

Seeing that he was unwilling to give up, Lu Jinzhao raised his eyebrows: "What do you want? I'm going to take a shower now and let you touch me back?"

"You...!" Dai Heng had never heard such shameless words before. His brain froze for a moment, and the strength in his hands loosened a little. Qiansui fell into a deep sleep, fell on the lawn, and rolled a few times.

Lu Jinzhao bent down and picked up Qiansui, looking Dai Heng up and down with a scrutinizing gaze, and smiled, "What's the big deal about being touched by a cat? Did you graduate from the Men's Ethics Class?"

"You... are shameless!" Dai Heng pointed at Lu Jinzhao's nose and trembled for a long time. In the end, he could not say anything and left with an even angrier pace than when he came.

Lu Jinzhao was in a better mood. The novel was not deceiving me, it was really fun to tease serious people.