Prehistoric: Wife Nuwa and cute baby make a big fuss in Zixiao Palace
Chapter 584: The Halitosis Method That Shocks the Heavens
boom!!
Boom!!
Tang Seng was completely dumbfounded.
It is too sweet?
I just tried it before serving, how come?
"Hahaha! The bald donkey is going to be confused!"
Little Tangtang laughed as she looked at the confused Tang Monk in the Jiuqu Panhuan Cave.
"The nine-headed lion is about to be mad to death! Haha!"
Xiao Mengmeng also felt extremely happy and said with a smile.
Little Su Su standing by had an excited look in her big eyes and a constant smile on her face.
The cave winds nine bends.
Tang Seng was completely dumbfounded!
This is impossible!
I obviously tried it before the dish was served.
How could this happen?
Tang Monk, who didn't believe in evil, hurried forward, picked up a piece of vegetable and started eating.
vomit!!!
Tang Seng couldn't stop vomiting. The taste was so sweet that it was indescribable.
Damn it!
What the hell is this?
Now Tang Seng’s mind is full of question marks and he looks confused.
"You bald ass! Ugh. Ugh... You dare to play this... Ugh, me! You're dead! Ah, it hurts so much!"
Jiuling Yuansheng looked depressed and felt as sick as if he had eaten a piece of hawk shit.
"Your Majesty! Something must have gone wrong. I clearly tested the dish before serving it!"
Cold sweat continued to appear on Tang Seng's forehead as he explained with a sad face.
Jiuling Yuansheng was too lazy to say anything more, and stared at Tang Seng with a fierce look in his eyes.
"Your Majesty! Give me one more chance! I will prepare the meat right now! This time I will not make a wrong decision!"
Before Jiuling Yuansheng could reply, Tang Seng hurried out of the cave.
Not long after, he caught a wild rabbit and processed it quickly with swift hands and feet.
Then heat the oil in a pan and stir-fry. Soon a fragrant stir-fried rabbit comes out of the pan.
When Jiuling Yuansheng smelled the scent, he couldn't help but feel happy.
The aroma is so nice, this bald donkey looks pretty good!
Tang Monk standing by was also rubbing his hands, looking forward to seeing Jiuling Yuansheng tasting the food.
"It looks good, I'll try it!"
Jiuling Yuansheng swallowed his saliva, picked up a piece of meat and tasted it.
As a result, from a smiling face at the beginning, his brows gradually became more and more furrowed.
"My king! What happened? Is there any problem this time?"
Tang Seng was shocked and felt that something bad had happened.
"You! Forget it, just eat it yourself!"
Jiuling Yuansheng pushed the dish directly in front of Tang Seng, his expression still very strange.
Tang Seng hesitated for a moment, then grabbed a piece and tasted it.
Suddenly, I was shocked!
Damn it!
Why does my rabbit meat taste like sweet potato?
Is this bald guy a sweet potato?
Tang Seng felt like he was going crazy!
Thinking back on it all, there is absolutely no problem!
But why does it taste like sweet potato?
What the hell is baked sweet potatoes!
"Great... Your Majesty! I was wondering if this rabbit was transformed from a sweet potato... Ouch!"
Tang Seng had an ugly look on his face, and just as he was explaining, a flying kick came over.
boom!!
"Are you stupid or am I? The sweet potato turned into a rabbit! Do you believe me if I turn you into braised pork?"
Jiuling Yuansheng stood up angrily, looking extremely depressed.
I just want to have a delicious meal!
Why is it so difficult?
It's definitely because of this damn bald ass!
Those who waste food should be punished!
At this moment, a voice came from outside the cave.
"Evil beast! I am a Buddhist saint. Hand over Tang Monk immediately, or I will destroy your cave today!"
Outside the cave, I stood with my hands behind my back, shouting with dignity.
Soon, Jiuling Yuansheng came out.
"Old man, you are too skinny and small to eat. Go play by yourself!"
Jiuling Yuansheng glanced at Laozi and was completely uninterested in that skinny figure.
I just feel like my head is full of black lines. What is this bastard thinking?
Still want to eat me?
Good guys!
Arrogant enough indeed!
I didn't answer and just burst out with my holy power.
A powerful attack instantly penetrated the space and headed towards Jiuling Yuansheng.
boom!!
I was originally looking very proud, but I was dumbfounded when I saw the smoke and dust dissipate! I saw Jiuling Yuansheng looking at me with a puzzled look on his face. Nothing happened.
This defense is really exaggerated!
Although it wasn't my strongest move just now, you were too calm!
Then Laozi took out a sword and shouted "Ji".
The extremely sharp sword turned into a stream of light and slashed towards Jiuling Yuansheng.
Puff puff puff!!
My eyes widened, and the magic sword of the innate spiritual treasure felt like it was stabbing into the softest cotton.
It can't hurt Jiuling Yuansheng at all!
Looking at the trembling fat, I felt that my own cognition was overturned.
By the time the sword was taken back, the shining light had dimmed.
The originally straight sword blade became crooked, as if it had been squeezed by something heavy.
I was dumbfounded!
How to play this?
You can't break their defense even if they stand still!
"Old man! Have you had enough fun? It's my turn!"
After Jiuling Yuansheng said this, he immediately transformed into his true form.
Suddenly, a huge nine-headed lion appeared in Laozi's eyes.
I saw the nine heads of the nine-headed lion approaching me at the same time.
"Come on! Let's see how many heads I can chop off from you today!"
Lao Tzu said with a sneer.
I am a saint. Can all the monsters in Journey to the West defeat a saint?
The nine-headed lion demon didn't answer, but just opened its nine huge mouths in front of me.
"Humph! Such a trivial trick, do you still want to eat me?"
Laozi said with disdain, while constantly practicing his skills and ready to suppress the enemy at any time.
I saw the nine heads exhaled at the same time.
My face changed drastically.
vomit!!!
"Your mouth stinks! Ugh!!"
I immediately started vomiting like crazy, and an extremely disgusting stench filled the air.
What the hell!
A stench that even the Saint Avenue can't resist!
What the hell is this guy?!
Soon, my eyes went dark and I fell to the ground.
There was a lot of foam coming out of his mouth.
"Hmph! My great bad breath method that shocks the heavens works every time. Tremble, old man!" The nine lion heads shook their hair, looking indescribably cool and elegant.
Lingshan.
The corners of the mouths of all the gods and Buddhas in the sky kept twitching, and they felt extremely cold in their hearts.
"It's so scary! The bad breath made me faint!" "This nine-headed lion monster is invincible! The terrible defense plus the bad breath, it's so sour!"
"A moment of silence for the saint Laozi! It takes a lot of courage to face such a strong stench!"
"I seem to smell a foul stench in Lingshan, ugh..."
The gods and Buddhas were really disgusted that there was such a monster in this world! All the saints in Zixiao Palace were filled with fear and looked at the nine-headed lion demon with horror.
"Um... who is willing to save me and Tang Seng?"
Hongjun looked at the saints with an unpleasant expression.
Unexpectedly, all the saints turned their heads and looked elsewhere, and the scene became extremely quiet.
"Hey... this lion spirit is really disgusting! But, it's interesting!"
Little Tangtang said with a smile.
"I want to commit suicide, this stench is so strong, it's really disgusting! Hahaha!"
Little Mengmeng was so excited that she kept laughing.
"If I had known this foodie had this skill, I would have thrown him to Lingshan!"
Little Su Su rolled her eyes and said with a smile.
Hearing this, Tangtang and Mengmeng's eyes lit up...
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