Prehistoric: Wife Nuwa and cute baby make a big fuss in Zixiao Palace
Chapter 583 What the hell is this
The cave winds nine bends.
"That monkey, go to the back mountain and pick some fruits. My cave is running low on stock!"
Jiuling Yuansheng, who was still massaging, glanced at the monkey and gave instructions.
The monkey was stunned.
Good guys!
You still treat me as a worker?
"I'll ask the chef to come back later and cook this bald donkey into something delicious. You can also eat some as payment for his hard work."
After thinking about it, Jiuling Yuansheng said indifferently.
Tang Seng, who was still massaging, was dumbfounded!
Oh shit!.
I'm still massaging you!
Is it really okay to just talk about eating later?
"Great... King, I really don't taste good. How about you try eating monkeys?" Tang Seng suggested flatteringly while massaging his waist.
The monkey on the side clenched his fists and looked at Tang Seng with fierce eyes.
"But, someone told me that you are a great monk... Anyway, it tastes good!"
Jiuling Yuansheng thought for a while and said.
"My king! Aren't you in need of a cook? I can help you. And after you're full, I can give you a full body massage!"
Hearing Jiuling Yuansheng say that, Tang Seng knew his chance had come and spoke hurriedly.
"That doesn't seem bad, so why don't you try cooking a few dishes first!"
Jiuling Yuansheng thought about it and nodded, agreeing with this statement.
When Tang Seng heard this, his eyes filled with tears.
At the same time, he kept signaling to the monkey with his eyes, "Hurry up and find a way to ask for help!" The monkey looked at Tang Seng speechlessly, "Is there something wrong with this guy's eyes? Why is he looking at me like that?"
boom!!!
The monkey was hit by a huge fist and flew away, sinking heavily into the wall of the cave.
"You monkey, didn't you hear what I said? Go to the back hill to pick some fruit. I'm hungry!"
Jiuling Yuansheng looked at the monkey with an unhappy face, then turned to Tang Seng and said:
"And you bald ass, hurry up and cook! Otherwise I'll eat you anyway!"
Tang Seng nodded hurriedly and started cooking.
Not long after, the monkey came out of the cave and came to the back mountain.
He looked at the bare fruit trees in silence.
It turns out that this guy has no idea that he has eaten all the fruits! After thinking for a while, the monkey went straight to Lingshan.
"Sister, can this bald donkey cook?"
Xiao Mengmeng looked at Tang Seng who was preparing seriously and asked puzzledly.
"Who cares whether he can do it or not? We just need to make sure he doesn't do it!" Xiao Tangtang said indifferently.
Xiao Mengmeng's eyes lit up, she nodded and said with a smile.
"That's right, we will make Tang Seng happy later!"
Sanxian Island.
Li Changsheng looked at Jiuling Yuansheng in Jiuqu Panhuan Cave and was suddenly at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
"The last one was a green bull demon who could write poetry, but this time it's a nine-headed lion demon who loves to eat?"
"Where on earth did these three little guys find this weird monster?"
Li Changsheng laughed, thinking that these monsters were really interesting.
"These three little guys have quite a few clever ideas. I'm more curious about whether Tang Seng can really cook."
Nuwa showed an interested look and said with a smile.
"Sister, don't you understand? No matter whether the little ones can do it or not, they will not be able to do it!" Xihe thought for a while and said with certainty.
"Yes! This is absolutely true. According to the little ones' thinking, this will definitely happen!"
Hou Tu also affirmed Xihe's statement and nodded.
"Then Tang Seng will probably be badly tricked, haha!"
Chang Xi smiled.
Everyone also smiled.
The Supreme River of Destiny.
Avenue: “….”
These three little guys are so idle!
And you, Li Changsheng.
Why are you so idle?
You should upgrade to Honghuang quickly!
What show is here?
Dadao watched the journey westward and couldn't help but want to join the battlefield.
But it's a pity that she can't go.
If it were sensed by the Black Avenue.
I’m afraid Pangu will be unable to get out.
"Boring, so boring."
"Li Changsheng doesn't know how to be a father at all, humph!"
Lingshan.
"Buddha! That nine-headed lion demon is really too much! He threatened to eat Tang Monk!"
"He even snatched away my magic weapon. Please give me treasures, Buddha!"
In the main hall, the monkey couldn't stop crying.
The three Buddhas frowned.
The monkey is here again!
well!
The six saints in Zixiao Palace looked at the monkey, and the corners of their mouths twitched constantly.
This monkey, does he really think that Buddhism is a treasure house or something?
How many treasures have been bestowed?
All of them are gone without return!
Hongjun held his forehead with his hand, not knowing what was going on.
Now I get a headache when I see monkeys coming to Lingshan!
This Buddhist sect is almost being emptied out by him, right?
"The calamity is important, and we cannot ignore it. Do you have any good suggestions?"
Hongjun looked around at all the saints and asked.
As a result, all the saints fell silent, with the past events vividly remembered.
I'm really scared!
Hongjun was speechless, as he had just spoken so clearly.
It is said that the Jiuling Yuansheng has little connection with Tang Seng and his disciples.
Damn it!
This foodie now even wants to eat Tang Seng, and it doesn’t matter!
"I'll go! It seems that the nine-headed lion monster only has a little bit of superior defense because of its fat body!"
Laozi sighed and spoke slowly.
After all, it was the monkey who saved the Green Bull Demon that time, so you might as well try it yourself.
Hongjun nodded with satisfaction.
After a while, Laozi left Daluotian.
It directly landed in Jiuqu Panhuan Cave.
The cave winds nine bends.
"You bald ass, are you kidding me? Where's the meat?"
Jiuling Yuansheng looked at the table full of vegetarian dishes and glared at Tang Seng with a ferocious expression.
"Your Majesty! You don't have any meat here. I picked these nearby!"
"The vegetarian dishes I made are delicious! Please try them!"
Looking at Jiuling Yuansheng's ferocious expression, Tang Seng said hurriedly.
After thinking about it, Jiuling Yuansheng tried to eat it.
vomit!!
Jiuling Yuansheng vomited after taking the first bite and punched him directly with his fist.
Boom!!
Tang Seng vomited blood, flew backwards, and fell heavily to the ground.
"I suspect you, bald ass, did this on purpose! Is this something that monsters eat? Are you trying to kill me with this saltiness?"
Jiu Ling Yuan Sheng was furious. He had never eaten such a disgusting dish before!
Tang Seng was stunned!
How can this be!
I am still clear about my own cooking skills.
Although it is not very good, it is still handy to make vegetarian dishes!
Thinking of this, Tang Seng hurried forward to taste the vegetarian dishes he had cooked.
vomit!!!
Tang Seng was dumbfounded!
Is the salt here different from others?
Not much!
What the hell is this?
It's so salty that I want to vomit!
"My lord! Please give me another chance! There must be something wrong!"
Tang Seng said this after spitting out the food in his mouth.
"Then hurry up, I'm hungry, if you can't help me, I'll eat you!"
Jiuling Yuansheng rubbed his big belly and said threateningly.
Tang Seng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and nodded quickly.
It’s over, it’s over!
Why hasn't Wukong come yet?
I can't stand it any longer!
Not long after, Tang Seng prepared more dishes and filled the table.
"Why is there no meat?"
Jiuling Yuansheng said with a depressed look on his face.
"Time is running out now, I'll definitely do it next time! Please enjoy it, my king!"
Tang Seng swallowed and looked at Jiuling Yuansheng with anticipation.
Shaking his head, Jiuling Yuansheng tasted the dish again impatiently.
vomit!!!
Hearing the voice, Tang Seng was stunned!
Damn it!
Still coming?
Jiuyuan Lingsheng raised his right foot and fiercely kicked Tang Seng away:
"Are you kidding me? The one just now was too salty, and now you're making something so sweet? Old bald ass, I think you don't want to live... Ugh!!"
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