Douluo: I didn’t want to become a god, but I actually became a god

"Clap clap-"

Scattered applause came from behind Yiyi.

But it didn't cause Yu Yuyi to be surprised at all.

She had long expected that these people who were watching the fun and not taking it too seriously were hiding nearby, so when she was analyzing, she cursed Dean Flender a few times, openly and secretly, in an attempt to provoke them to come out.

When Flanders appeared, he first looked at his disciple with hatred, feeling that the idiot trapped inside was really hard to look at. Then he shook his head and looked at Yu Yuyi who was squatting at the door.

"Yiyi, what is the image of this dean in your mind?"

Flanders asked Yu Yuyi amiably.

Yu Yuyi didn't have time to respond to Flanders. She didn't even raise her head now, and she was struggling with the infinitely stretched and sticky thing on her hand.

She regretted it.

You shouldn't touch those things with your hands out of curiosity.

It's okay now, I'm almost in danger of escaping.

Yiyi was about to cry, but looked at the white glutinous rice paste that was being pulled to follow her, and shook it off with disgust.

By chance, when Flanders saw Yu Yuyi didn't respond, he bent down to see what the little guy was doing.

"Piaji——"

The end of the thing that Yu Yuyi had just disliked sticking to her finger was thrown onto Flanders' glasses.

It doesn't stop there.

Due to gravity, the white paste hung down and even stuck to some of Flanders' unkempt beard.

Flanders also felt a strange touch on his face.

But he didn't want to think about that possibility, so he just lowered his head, looked at Yu Yuyi seriously, and asked:

"The thing on my face is not the same thing as the one on your hand, right?"

Yiyi twitched the corner of her mouth, looked at the paste itself with the lotus root still connected, and felt that she should not try to wake up a person who was pretending to sleep.

"sorry."

When Flanders didn't get the answer he wanted, the gloating smile on his face disappeared.

but.

The smile doesn’t disappear, it just shifts…

He moved to stand at the back and saw that Flanders was so idle that he had to scare Yiyi who just said he was cunning and stingy. This whole thing was reflected on the faces of Zao Wuji and several other teachers.

"Pfft..."

Several other teachers were more reserved, just turning their heads away, covering their mouths with their hands and laughing secretly.

Zao Wuji was so unscrupulous, he laughed so hard that the dust on the wall began to fall.

Listening to the familiar and fist-itching laughter behind him, Flanders decisively dug out a piece of paste from the door panel on the side and threw it in the direction of Zhao Wuji.

"Piaji——"

There was another familiar sound.

Zhao Wuji's smile began to stop following the sound.

The reason was not for other reasons, but because Flender's aim was so good that he hit Zhao Wuji's smiling mouth with one blow.

This time Zhao Wuji was blocked.

All he could do was hum, gesticulate with his hands and feet, and curse at this piece of shit Flanders.

Flanders just turned his head indifferently and pushed the area where his glasses were still clean, as if he was not talking to a dog.

Zhao Wuji was extremely angry.

He also followed Flanders' example and lifted up a piece of paste on the ground outside the canteen door and threw it in Flanders' direction.

Flanders, who was prepared for it, easily dodged it.

It's a pity that Yiyi didn't react because of the pain, so she stayed where she was.

The piece of paste happened to cover Yu Yuyi's head.

Yiyi:……

Flanders also used the excuse to avenge Yiyi, and began to childishly throw away... Nongbo with Zao Wuji.

Yes, it’s just that there is no card.

Two middle-aged men who would have done nothing when they saw snowdrifts now had to start competing with each other with paste at this time.

He was forced to become an innocent person affected by the fighting between the two sides.

Yiyi wants to cry but has no tears.

It was Yu Xiaogang's quick eyesight and quick hands that managed to get Yiyi to a place far away from the battle.

The childish battle between two soul saints involved countless people.

The teachers who came to watch the fun eventually became the fun itself.

One by one, they put aside their identities and ages and joined the two childish ghosts who were leading the battle to join the already chaotic battle.

The eight Shrek students who were originally ridiculed by Lively itself now have two eyes that seem to be not enough no matter how much they are used.

Each one stared at the white lump flying here in the air, and the unknown red and white mixed object flying over there...the eyes moved back and forth.

"Wow-oh~"

In the end, they were at a loss for words and could only utter such exclamations.

It’s not that no one wants to say other things.

But the lessons learned are still there.

Ma Hongjun started to cheer for his teacher, Flanders, as he watched.

Originally, in normal times.

It is normal for a disciple to support his teacher.

But unfortunately, the current situation cannot be said to be a normal daily state!

Zhao Wuji, whose eyes were filled with anger, immediately took the time to give him a paste as soon as he heard the little fat man's words.

Several teachers, including Flanders, also gave the little fat man a few consecutive blows.

It was better now. Ma Hongjun's mouth, face, and head were all hit by the teachers' paste attacks.

Now he can only wiggle back and forth like a maggot, trying to get rid of the paste stuck to his brothers at the back, and trying to open the blocked mouth in front.

It’s really hard to watch.

So other people learned the lesson and didn't make any comments about it. They just watched the show and used emotional particles.

Wait until everything has stopped.

Both the inside and outside of the cafeteria door are invisible.

Yu Xiaogang, the only one who was alone outside, had a speechless and knowledgeable expression on his face. He took the prepared glue remover and walked to the edge of the battle where all the teachers were knocked down and lying on the ground, with no survivors.

Looking down at it, this place was even more exaggerated than the children's place, and it was purely a scene caused by one's own fault.

Yu Xiaogang couldn't bear to look at him and shook his head. He looked at his old friend whose mouth was blocked during an unknown attack and spoke as if he was meeting him for the first time:

"I didn't expect that, Flanders, you are quite childlike?"

"In this case, seeing that you may still have to play for a while after recovering, I will go and make the paste for the children first. It just so happens that the materials are not enough this time, so what I can make will probably be enough for the children."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Yu Xiaogang looked down at Flandre's glasses that were covered with dirt, and couldn't see clearly his eyes that were trying to emit pitiful light waves. In the end, he stood up slowly and said, "Sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about. It seems that you, the dean, should also agree, so I will go and help the child with those things first."

"Uh-huh, uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!!" (Wait, save me first! Brother! Brother!!)

No matter how much Flanders yelled, Yu Xiaogang, who said he just couldn't understand, still walked to the children's side resolutely.

With the sincere gratitude over there who burst into tears of joy, all the teachers here who participated in the battle are social dead!

The glue-removing agent has very good medicinal properties. You only need to pour all the sticky paste on them and wait for about ten minutes, which can basically reduce the viscosity of those super sticky pastes.

In the end, it became something limp and impossible to lift.

As for the part stuffed into the mouth.

Whether it is an enhanced version of the paste or a degumming agent, they are actually just mixed with liquid extracted from some herbs, which are harmless to the human body and can be eaten.

It just tastes ordinary, like rice cereal with bitter herbs.

But now there is no chance for these people who have swallowed the glutinous rice paste to regret it.

Yu Xiaogang directly divided out a portion of the glue remover, poured it into a bowl, and divided it into several portions.

In one of them, he asked Ma Hongjun to drink the glue remover and swallow the softened paste in his mouth.

It is self-evident to whom the other copies will be reserved.

When the nine Shrek people finally broke free, they were all in a state of embarrassment. The only special case should be Tang San, who used his martial spirit to protect and trap himself.

The master looked at the children in front of him who were full of joy and were finally out of embarrassment and danger.

His eyes moved to the teachers who were still trapped there.

Yu Xiaogang:…………

Finally, he took out another glue-removing agent formula in his hand and gave it to the children.

"This is the formula for the glue remover. I originally planned to give it to you after arranging your training tomorrow... I didn't expect..."

As Yu Xiaogang spoke, he glanced at where the teachers were, sighed, and continued: "I don't have enough herbs prepared there, but these are common weeds in the academy. Look carefully. Yes, I’ll help pick some back later.”

Then, let out the old guys who are no longer young enough to help these fools around.

The nine students also suppressed their laughter. After reading the formula, they scattered directly to find the herbs.

The only thing left was the teacher lying on the ground, and the only one standing, Yu Xiaogang.

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The fun routine of the second training begins~

===Small Theater===

Yu Xiaogang: ...To be honest, it’s embarrassing, so embarrassing! They are almost three to four hundred years old in total, and they are even more childish than the children!

Teachers: Zhao Wuji, wait!

Zhao Wuji:? ! why me!

Flanders :)

The teachers whispered: The other one is the dean. If you scold him, you will lose your salary!

Zhao Wuji: Am I still the vice president? !

Teachers questioned: Do you pay wages?

Zhao Wuji's eyes dodge and wander: This, that...

Teachers: That’s right! Lao Zhao, don't worry and wait! We will take revenge!

Zhao Wuji:... Damn! Is there any justice left!