Douluo: I didn’t want to become a god, but I actually became a god

After sleeping for a full day and night, Yu Yuyi finally woke up refreshed in the evening of the last day of the seven-day holiday.

But when she hugged the quilt and woke up from the bed, she saw no trace of Xiao Wu in the room.

It was pitch black outside the window.

In the dormitory, only the night light that Yu Yuyi made earlier was shining slightly.

She touched her belly.

Deflated.

After thinking for a moment, I still felt that I wanted to eat hot food more than cold dishes.

So with bare feet, I walked to the bathroom to clean myself up, and then rushed out of the dormitory door.

Preparing to take advantage of the fact that it was still early, like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, Yiyi bumped into the cafeteria door.

Maybe the road from the dormitory to the cafeteria is enough for walking at night.

Yu Yuyi didn't get lost for too long this time and found the door of the cafeteria.

It was still bright and noisy inside.

Like the stars that never fall in the night, guiding the hungry students coming and going.

Yiyi took two steps at a time, jumped to the door of the canteen, and pushed open the half-closed door.

I just happened to see the rare neat classmates inside.

"You guys? What are you doing?"

No wonder Yu Yuyi asked this, because the current scene can be said to be difficult to describe in normal language.

If I had to sum it up in one word, perhaps crime scene would be more appropriate.

The stone walls on all sides of the cafeteria are hung with white and red materials. The substance is unknown, but it is obviously sticky.

Even the eight students were inevitably stained with a lot of these substances.

And I don’t know if it’s a characteristic of this kind of thing. Once they stick to an object, it’s difficult to take them off.

Referring to the details, Zhu Zhuqing was forced to stick together with Dai Mubai and couldn't pull him away no matter what. He was about to explode with anger and even blushed with embarrassment.

And for some reason, Ma Hongjun, Oscar and Ran Sen were stuck together.

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were the least contaminated among the people.

They are also relatively far away from the crowd, but for some reason, they are also unable to move and can only sit or stand in place.

Tang San, on the other hand, surrounded himself with blue silver grass, but now he couldn't get rid of the blue silver grass, which was trapped inside his martial spirit.

The noise in the cafeteria paused for a second when Yu Yuyi appeared.

Then there was a flurry of chatter.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sister Yiyi, wow—!"

"Yiyi, Yiyi, you are finally here!"

"Save us quickly!"

“I really didn’t expect this thing to be so difficult to deal with!”

"Yiyi, you have to be careful not to touch this thing. It's really troublesome..."

"..."

The voices from seven or eight people exploded in an instant, making Yu Yuyi's head so big that she didn't know who to listen to.

But now she also knew that it was absolutely impossible for her to step into this weird canteen without asking about it.

"stop!"

Yiyi covered one ear, feeling the environment quieten down after she yelled.

Then he raised his head, pointed at Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, and asked.

"Still, Xiao Wu and Rongrong tell me what happened."

Ning Rongrong sat on the ground in the same posture, her body bones were a little weak and sore, but she and Xiao Wu looked at each other, and tried to explain as concisely and clearly as possible why the situation developed to the way it did now.

Tracing back to the source, the story begins with Ma Hongjun.

Ma Hongjun, who was unfortunately beaten by a wretched uncle yesterday, applied medicine to the wound, but it still didn't feel better, so he planned to run to his teacher, Dean Flanders, to sell his wounds in exchange for more effective medicine.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to knock on the door, Ma Hongjun heard a demonic voice that he was extremely familiar with - the Master - in Dean Flender's office.

They seemed to be discussing their new training content for tomorrow.

Because he couldn't hear clearly, Ma Hongjun put his ear directly against the door and only heard a few scattered words coming from inside.

'paste', 'eat', 'shop'

It was awkward to form a sentence with three words. At the end, Ma Hongjun slapped his head and thought of one:

'The paste makes a restaurant that you can eat'

Although Ma Hongjun thought the paste was a bit unpalatable and didn't know why he wanted to use it to build a shop, his foodie nature meant that when he heard the news, he happily ran to the cafeteria to share it with everyone.

Little did he know that behind the office door behind him, the two adults who were discussing just now looked like they were watching something good.

As for Ma Hongjun, who told everyone everything, as expected, no one believed him.

Until the fat man found a piece of paper under the bowl and chopsticks on the stove in the cafeteria, which contained the secret recipe for super sticky paste.

Everyone looked at each other, and now they had more trust in Ma Hongjun's previous words.

It was difficult for them to imagine how these pastes could achieve the effect Ma Hongjun said, so they simply started studying it on the spot.

A hammer in the east and a mallet in the west.

This person adds a little bit of this thing, and that person adds a little bit of that thing.

When we got to the back, the big pot for making the paste exploded.

The closest ones who were adding things randomly, namely Ma Hongjun and Oscar, as well as Ran Sen, who was being pulled by the two, were among the hardest hit areas.

When the paste exploded, they ran a little distance, but it was not enough.

In the end, he became the culprit who was closest to the crime scene and was stuck in a ball, unable to escape.

The other people were implicated because they were watching the excitement.

After listening to Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, they supplemented each other's complete origin of the incident.

Yiyi:...Poof! :D

"What the hell, hahaha, you actually believe what the dean and dad said..."

Yu Yuyi laughed so hard that tears came out. She covered her stomach with one hand and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with the other.

Looking at everyone's embarrassment, I still couldn't help but laugh.

As the first person who undoubtedly believed in the words of his teacher and master the most, Ma Hongjun's face turned red with laughter.

"Hey, hey, Yiyi, don't laugh! I believe the masters and the others, isn't this a normal thing?!"

Yu Yuyi realized that this little fat man really didn't know his old father's nature, and he didn't have too much doubt about Dean Flender's integrity. Then, while he was busy laughing, he took a breath and slowly explained to him.

"Pfft...ahem, it's not me, Xiaohong. Have you forgotten that your teacher's biggest characteristic is cunning and stingy? Such a profiteer is also a soul saint. What can he do to make you hear yourself and others so easily? What about the discussion?”

Ma Hongjun frowned, "Maybe... maybe he thinks this is not important, or maybe the master took him back from the wrong path."

This time, Yu Yuyi looked at the silly child with even more pity.

What kind of trust is this!

Fortunately, Dad and the others were able to do it. Be careful that this stupid kid will cry for them!

"But...my father and Dean Flender are old friends~ Do you know why they became friends? Only people with similar views and like-minded friends can be friends for so many years. Even if you don't know this, you didn't notice it after the last training. What? It’s been like this, Xiaohong, can’t you guess that the two of them have the same bad taste? "

"The two of them have made it clear that they are using your hand to amuse everyone, just like now."

Yu Yuyi gathered up her loose top, squatted down, stretched out her finger and poked the white paste on the ground.

"The recipe for this thing appears on the stove, and the master cooks it for us every day on the stove. Isn't the connection between the two obvious?"

"I guess those two people are watching the excitement nearby. Maybe they have invited several teachers to watch together."

After Yu Yuyi analyzed this series, several students who showed their faces in the cafeteria looked confused.

It wasn't until they saw a few figures coming out of the cafeteria door that they came back to their senses, with condemnation on their faces.