Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

British football hooligans are notorious in Europe.

Despite Arsenal's soft style of play, their fans are ranked third in the Premier League for hooliganism.

The style of a team is determined by the temperament of the head coach, and the temperament of a club is determined by the history of the team.

Arsenal was born in an arsenal, and his temperament and cultivation cannot be overemphasized as to how elegant he is.

In the Premier League, Arsenal ranks third based on the number of police arrests and the number of people arrested, followed by Liverpool and Newcastle respectively.

Tottenham, which has a "feud" with Arsenal, is fourth.

However, when it comes to "combat effectiveness",

Arsenal and Tottenham are not ranked!

Arsenal: They play well, but they are noobs and a bunch of rubbish. Commonly known as: Foody and fun-loving.

Tottenham: They can't even play football or fight. They are commonly known as: a bunch of Jews.

The most interesting fight in the UK is Millwall in the English Championship, followed by West Ham United in the Premier League.

These two teams: No matter what they do, they fight for first place. (One is number one in the English Championship and one is number one in the Premier League.)

The match between them was known as the "Dockers' Derby", and even a friendly match would be deadly. It is the most popular derby in the UK, and the popularity means off the pitch.

Thank you Millwall for not being promoted to the Premier League, otherwise...

To sum up, the football hooligans of Arsenal and Tottenham are "loud but good" showmen.

After seeing the riot police entering the stadium, the fans who tore down seats and set fire to the stadium threw away their criminal tools and dispersed.

However, the police did not intend to let them go. In groups of three to five, they swarmed up and surrounded the football hooligans who had not had time to run away.

With the use of high-pressure water cannons, batons and shields, a riot was quickly quelled.

However, in the stands:

"Fake Squid, idiot policemen! Come over here if you dare!"

"Shet, if I weren't afraid that the team would be deducted points, I would beat your mother so hard that she wouldn't even recognize you."

"Brothers, don't be afraid! Kill these policemen. As long as we are as fierce as hammers, these son-of-a-bitch policemen will be afraid..."

The fans who shouted this sentence hid in the crowd while shouting...

This is the characteristic of Arsenal and Tottenham fans: talkative!

So Chelsea fans look down on them.

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In the south stand, Xia's father held Xia's mother tightly in his arms. Xia's mother struggled desperately: "Son, son, Xiao Qi, he..."

Xia's mother is not worried about her own safety, she is more worried about her son Xia Qi who is fighting on the court.

She kept crying and asked her husband, will Xia Qi be okay?

Dad Xia was constantly comforting him.

On the court, the conflict between the players from both sides ended quickly. Under the wave of big money football, the fans were more passionate and loyal than the players...

As long as those players who lose their minds temporarily are separated, the conflict will be quickly quelled.

Why is it so difficult to beat workers?

Today they are opponents, maybe they will be teammates tomorrow. Casillas and Puyol can both "come out". Are there any enemies among these players? …

Seeing the popular Vermaelen, he was still a little aggrieved and could not accept the result of being sent off with a red card. At the same time, he also saw Wenger, Pat Rice and other members of the coaching staff standing on the sidelines of the court, anxiously and hard to persuade the fans. calm.

Xia Qi handed Vermaelen a ladder: "Captain, let's help Boss persuade the fans, otherwise points will be deducted."

Vermaelen and others were shocked and rushed towards their fans' stands...

The dissuasion of coaches and players was very effective. Many fans sat back in their seats. A few seconds later, the Arsenal anthem was playing...

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Vermaelen finally calmed down completely. He took off the captain's armband and put it on Xia Qi's arm.

"Captain, Brother Tag is the second captain."

"Xia, you saved Theo in the Champions League. Please save me this time. We must win this game."

Arteta came over and patted Xia Qi's butt. Without saying a word, he helped Xia Qi pull the team logo to his upper arm.

In an instant,

A strong fighting spirit filled Xia Qi's chest, and Xia Qi nodded heavily: "Yes!"

The handover of the captain's armbands between the two was immediately captured by the photographers on the sidelines. Countless flashlights flashed, and more fans noticed this...

Huge cheers rang out over the Emirates Stadium...

On-site DJ: "Welcome Xia...Xia..." the youngest captain in the history of Arsenal

Many Arsenal fans shouted hysterically: "Chess...chess..."

The cameraman on the sidelines pushed the live camera towards Wenger on the coaching bench. At this time, Wenger had a trace of surprise on his face.

The fans in front of the TV and in the stands immediately knew that this was not arranged by Wenger, and some people booed in dissatisfaction.

When Wenger heard the boos, he smiled helplessly...

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After consulting the coaches of both teams and the fourth official, the referee on duty signaled the game to continue...

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the pitch position: A forward, B midfielder..."

"B"

"Detect the host's predicament and match [Pirlo's beat]..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

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Arsenal's Vermaelen was sent off, Cazorla left the field injured, and 9 people on the field responded.

(Aaron Ramsey, who replaced Cazorla, will not be able to play until there is a dead ball on the field.)

With two fewer players, Arsenal's new captain Xia Qi led the team to play defense.

For Tottenham, of course they want to take advantage of Arsenal's small number of players to gain a victory.

Since it was Capoe's foul, Arsenal had the ball.

Taking a free kick in the backcourt, Arteta passed the ball to Walcott, and was immediately attacked by Tottenham.

After the football was intercepted by Eriksen, it was passed to Son Heung-min in the frontcourt.

After getting the football, Son Heung-min quickly broke forward with his whip.

Arteta had a bit of trouble defending Son Heung-min. As soon as he turned around, he was pulled away by the Korean brother.

However, Son Heung-min was happy a little too early.

Xia Qi quickly arrived and blocked Son Heung-min's cutting and running route on the inside.

Son Heung-min was a little excited as he had been waiting for the Asian derby to begin.

He dunked the ball away from the outside lane.

However, the tried and tested method of overtaking on the outside didn’t work!

The outsider is an outsider, but he can't overtake the car and is constantly squeezed to the sideline by Xia Qi.

"Xia Qi pushed Son Heung-min to the sideline. Xia Qi could guard Bell last season, so he should have no problem guarding Son Heung-min in this game."

Seeing that he is getting closer and closer to the bottom line, Sun Xingmin is getting more and more anxious...