Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Martinez, who pounced sideways, did not aim for the lower left corner. The football stuck to the inside of the left goalpost and drilled in at an extreme angle.

Martinez had no choice but to watch the football pass through his fingertips.

Son Heung-min saw the football splashing in the net. He first turned to look at the referee. When he saw the referee put his finger in the circle to indicate that the goal was valid,

Then he ran towards the corner flagpole and waved to Eriksen, who was assisting him. Eriksen waved to his teammates...

At the corner flagpole, Tottenham players raised their arms and shouted to the Tottenham fans in the stands...

Tottenham fans also responded with cheers and shouts. In an instant, the Emirates Stadium seemed to have become White Hart Lane.

How excited the Tottenham fans were, how angry the Arsenal fans were. They booed loudly, but were countered by the even louder cheers of the Tottenham fans...

Arsenal fans were even more angry. They sang the team anthem and called out to their heroes: Xia Qi, Xia Qi, you are a scoring machine... Mario, you are as strong as an ox... Cazorla, you play the violin with your feet...

As they sang, the Arsenal players stood ready, and after the whistle blew, they headed towards the Tottenham goal.

Xia Qi broke forward from Arsenal's left wing. Dembele was caught alive by Xia Qi near the midfield line and has been chasing after him.

But he chased her further and further, and finally he had no choice but to stop and look at Xia Qi's leaving figure with depression.

Kyle Walker came over to cover up the defense. The young and energetic man rushed toward Xia Qi using a rugby collision movement, trying to knock Xia Qi out of bounds.

In the middle, Balotelli was walking, waiting for Xia Qi's breakthrough. When he saw Kyle Walker defending Xia Qi like this, he quickly turned around and went straight into the penalty area.

really,

Xia Qi never disappoints his teammates.

A secondary acceleration in his high-speed breakthrough, he rushed past Kyle Walker as fast as lightning.

Kyle Walker, unabated, crashed into a courtside billboard.

Xia Qi stepped on the accelerator all the way and reached the left rib of the penalty area. Kilikesh could only run out of the penalty area and intercept it head-on.

Xia Qi did not try to continue passing, but passed the football in an inverted triangle to the front of the penalty area.

In the middle, Balotelli rushed forward.

As soon as he received Xia Qi's pass, he was pushed to the ground by Kapoe from behind.

The referee didn't blow the whistle!

But Kapoe, who used small moves to defend, did not take advantage. Cazorla used a fierce front tackle to overthrow Capoe.

In normal games, Cazorla would not have been able to escape with a yellow card, but tonight the referee did not show a card and only gave a verbal warning.

"The referee on duty tonight was a bit loose in his penalty standards. There were several yellow cards but he didn't take them out."

"Maybe it's because of the Derby..."

In the next five or six minutes, tackles and pushes... became a contagious disease. Players from both sides were frequently hit, and it became normal for people on the court to fall on their backs...

"This is the most explosive North London derby ever."

Xia Qi is Tottenham's main defensive target and the player who is violated the most on the field...

In the south stand, Xia’s father regretted taking Xia’s mother to watch the game.

I originally thought that this was Arsenal's first home game of the season, and I would cheer my son on and get a good start.

But as a fake fan, I forgot that this game was a derby.

In fact, Xia's father knows the difference between derby and ordinary games.

There is no derby without a red card!

He just forgot!

Derby games are more intense than usual games, physical collisions will be more frequent, and the chance of injury will be greater.

Of course, the game will be better to watch, but it is a bit cruel for a mother who only cares about the health and safety of her son.

"Xia Qi, be more manly, you fucking fight back!"

Alice, who was next to Xia's mother, roared angrily, hating that iron was not made of steel.

Xia Qi on the court is AI-Xia Qi, and it is almost impossible for him to defend like a little black hand.

The reason why it is almost the same is because Xia Qi has upgraded the patch package and has some tricksters, but he can defend it openly, so why use tricks?

The AI ​​doesn't understand the human emotion of tit-for-tat.

Alice's roar resonated with many fans in the stands, and they shouted: "Tackle him! Be gentle, Xia Qi! Tackle him!"

Mother Xia was angry: "My son gets up quickly again and again. Why is he dissatisfied?"

On the court, as the game was divided into segments, it became increasingly difficult for Arsenal without its core organizer.

An expert knows the way!

Tottenham head coach Pochettino took a look and saw something!

There was an unexpected surprise in playing like this, which inadvertently disrupted Arsenal's organized offense.

With a big wave of his hand, "Children, we are tired of logging!"

AI-Xia Qi is also an expert. He began to retreat and took over the command of the team.

Wenger's 361 new tactic is actually a multi-core tactic, and Xia Qi and Arteta are occasionally commanders.

Arsenal players were not surprised when he took over the game.

On the pitch, Arteta shoveled the football from Son Heung-min out of the boundary.

Son Heung-min took the ball thrown by the ball boy and threw it to Kapoe.

As soon as Kapoe got the football, Xia Qi leaned on him.

Kapoe had dueled with Xia Qi several times on the court, but neither of them took advantage.

Without waiting for Xia Qi to come forward, he quickly distributed the ball to Eriksen who came to respond.

At this moment, a question arose: Who should Xia Qi defend?

Defending Kaboe, Eriksen broke through with the ball.

Defend Eriksen, hit the wall and return the football to Kapoe's feet.

At this time, Arsenal players returned to defense, and Xia Qi had no helpers and could only work alone.

Xia Qi chose to chase Eriksen. After all, football lies at Eriksen's feet.

Sure enough, when he turned around and pounced on Eriksson,

Danish international Eriksen saw Xia Qi rushing towards him. He moved the football a little towards Xia Qi's direction and then passed the ball over the top, hoping to humiliate Xia Qi.

However, when football is over Xia Qi's head,

Xia Qi jumped up, stretched his body in the air, pressed his left leg down, and swept his right leg across.

"Barb to the rescue!"

"Xia Qi's volley hook not only ruined Tottenham's hitting the wall, but also hooked the football to Walcott!"

"Arsenal starts to fight back!"

After the Emirates Stadium was quiet for a few tenths of a second, it immediately burst into deafening cheers.

It’s so damn exciting!

It’s so damn inspiring!

Xia Qi's counterattack was no less than a goal.

"Ding! The [Telepathy] attribute is activated."

Walcott, who was about to run back to join the defense, suddenly stopped when Xia Qi pounced on Eriksen. He had a strong hunch.

The counterattack is about to begin.

really,

Xia Qi passed the football over.