Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

"Dear viewers, in the first leg of the semi-finals, Xia Qi was suspended due to a red card, and Real Madrid scored five away goals with a score of 1:5 at the Emirates Stadium.

This means that Arsenal need a five-goal difference at the Santiago Bernabeu to advance.

This is undoubtedly an extremely difficult thing! One can even say pessimistically: This is an impossible thing.

在欧冠历史上皇马在主场最多丢球数是三球，在09-10赛季的欧冠，他们曾经2:3不敌AC米兰。1

In the history of Real Madrid, in the 08-09 season, in the second round of the El Clasico, they lost 2:6 at home to Barcelona, ​​setting a record for the most goals conceded at home.

It can be seen from these records that it is very difficult for Arsenal to get a five-goal difference tonight.

But Arsenal fans don’t need to be too pessimistic.

In the history of the Champions League, Arsenal and Real Madrid met in the 05/06 finals of the 1-8 season.

In that round of finals, Henry, the King of Highbury, led Arsenal to a 0:1 victory over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu.

As we all know, Xia Qi's scoring efficiency is much higher than Henry, so it is not impossible to complete a magical reversal. "

"The referee is looking at his watch. The game is about to start. Let's announce the starting lineups of both sides.

The home team Real Madrid wears white jerseys. They attack from the left to the right of the screen. Tonight's starting lineup is 442 with a balanced offense and defense:

Goalkeeper: Diego Lopez

Right back: Carvajal,

Central defender: Ramos, Pepe,

Left back: Coentrao

Double defensive midfielder: Alonso, Casemiro

Double midfielder: Modric, 272

Forwards: Benzema, Ronaldo

Substitutes: Casillas, Carvalho, Kaka, Di Maria, Essien...

The visiting team is Arsenal wearing red jerseys. They attack from the right to the left of the screen. They play a 451 lineup.

The goalkeeper is Martinez, who has performed well recently, and the team's No. 1 goalkeeper Szczesny serves as his substitute.

So career is very cruel. When you come back from injury, you may lose your original position even if you are in your prime.

Right back: Aurier

Two central defenders: Umtiti and Mertesacker

Left back: Luke Shaw

Double defensive midfielder: Arteta, Cazorla

Three forwards: Walcott, De Bruyne, Xia Qi

Center: Balotelli.

Four or five seconds ago:

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the pitch position: A forward, B midfielder..."

"B"

"Please host to choose the midfield position: A: attacking midfielder, B: central midfielder, C: wide midfielder, D: organizing midfielder, E: defensive midfielder, F: B2B all-around."

Do I still need to choose this?

"F"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host [Lord of Chaos]."

"The more opponents there are, the stronger the host will be! When one is equal to ten, a hero will show his true colors..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

"Easily hang up, automatically complete with one click, free your feet, and bring a relaxed and happy stadium experience to the host! The game experience has officially begun."

Then Xia Qi's whole temperament became more CEO-like...

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"The home team Real Madrid kicks off first."

With more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans cheering, Benzema kicked the ball to Modric.

Facing Walcott who was rushing forward, Modric first lowered his left shoulder, seemingly trying to pass Walcott's right side.

When Walcott pounced to the right, Modric gently used his toes to pull the football to the right.

“Beautiful fried meatballs!”

Then he used his right foot to move the ball to Walcott's left side.

After completing the whole set of croquettes, Walcott was broken through.

De Bruyne and Arteta immediately double-teamed, but Modric did not continue to break through and kicked the ball to 272.

Xia Qi stepped sideways to intercept, but 272 crossed the football and fiercely collided with him.

This is to take advantage of Xia Qi's unstable footing and give Xia Qi a powerful blow.

One has an unstable footing,

One has acceleration blessing,

When two people collided like this, it seemed certain who would win and who would lose. Real Madrid fans couldn't wait to cheer.

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Before the game, 272 was very dissatisfied with Xia Qi. At this time, he saw that Xia Qi combined two steps into one in order to quickly make up for the defense.

Such lateral movement will inevitably lead to an unstable center of gravity, which is definitely a good opportunity.

At that moment, he immediately dribbled the ball forward and hit Xia Qi's left chest hard with his right shoulder.

That is the position of the human heart. Youth training coaches teach players to protect this position from an early age.

On the contrary, most people will not hit that position, but they can't stand 272, which is useless!

Like the 272 types of people, they may be prosperous for a while, but they will never last long. Those who do many immoral things cannot become winners in life.

Amidst the cheers, the two bodies collided with each other.

The dull sound of physical impact reached the ears of everyone present through the close-up sound system. Those who heard it had goosebumps all over their bodies, as if a certain part of their body was in pain.

On the court, 272 did not feel any pain, he only felt an earthquake.

The stadium was shaking, and after a while, the world was spinning, the football was gone, Xia Qi was gone, the sky in front of me was so beautiful, but the shadowless lights were a bit dazzling, and why were the fans hanging on the wall? ?

When will tickets be sold at the Santiago Bernabeu?

The Bernabeu Stadium was quiet,

Real Madrid fans were dumbfounded when they saw the attacker's 272 lying on the lawn with his legs in the air. They forgot to boo Xia Qi, and even more forgot to shout: foul.

"272 should gain some weight. Don't challenge Xia Qi with this kind of physical fitness. Even if Xia Qi's center of gravity is unstable, he cannot be provoked by a thin bamboo pole. Just like the Wolf King is old, he cannot be bullied by a rabbit. "

The Arsenal fans who were traveling with the team saw Xia Qi knocking down 272 easily like a lumberjack, and they jumped up from their seats:

"Xia Qi, charge the duck!"

Amidst the cheers, Xia Qi poked the football away and immediately rushed towards the Real Madrid goal.

Real Madrid was attacking just now. Real Madrid's midfield and frontcourt almost passed the center circle. Casemiro, who was staying behind in the backcourt, immediately rushed towards Xia Qi.

Real Madrid fans: "Knock him over!"

Arsenal fans: "Eat him alive!"

Casemiro is a real tiger!

I heard the shouts of Real Madrid fans,

He really listened to the advice and really hit Xia Qi like a tank.

Xia Qi, who was moving forward rapidly, stepped on the football to the left while decelerating, and twisted his body to the right like a snake.