Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Beep!

"The game is over! Ten years of hard work! Arsenal won the 2012-2013 Premier League championship ahead of schedule with three rounds left in the league. This is the fourth championship in the history of the Arsenal club."

"Before the start of the new season, no one would have thought that Arsenal, which has been competing for fourth place every year, would suddenly emerge, break the two-horse race between Manchester City and bring the championship back to London again after ten years."

After the referee's whistle sounded.

Wenger led the coaching staff into the court, followed by Xia Qi, Wilshere and the substitutes.

"Xia Qi was very excited and carried Wenger around the field with his teammates."

Arsenal fans wildly waved everything they could and roared hysterically.

Some fans couldn't wait for the security personnel to open the guardrail and climbed over it directly.

"The fans rushed into the stadium to celebrate with the players, which reminded me of what Xia Qi said when he first joined Arsenal:

For the championship!

Arsenal was already fourth in the league before I joined, so buying me was, of course, for the title.

At that time, I felt that this kid was extremely crazy. Now, I think young people should have the ambition to pursue their dreams, but suddenly I felt a little sorry for Van Persie. "

[Haha, I can’t stop laughing! Do you have to step on Van Persie if you want to win Xia Qi? I also think young people should have the ambition to pursue their dreams, and at the same time feel sorry for Fan Dazhi. 】

[Support young people’s desire to pursue their dreams +1, feel sorry for Fan’s ambition -1. 】

[Support young people’s desire to pursue their dreams +1, feel sorry for Fan’s ambition -1. 】

……

"Viewers, you are seeing Vermaelen holding the Barclays Award high, but that trophy is fake. The real award ceremony will be held at Arsenal's last home court, which is the 37th round of the game.

Audience friends, I really want to live broadcast the interaction between Arsenal players and fans to you, but our live broadcast time is up, so I can only regretfully say goodbye to everyone. See you at the Champions League live broadcast. "

On the court, Emma and Cheryl, Henry and Bergkamp also came to the court...

When the referee blows the whistle...

"Ding dong..."

"Ding, this game has ended and the rewards are being settled..."

"The host played 85 minutes in this game, with B+ participation, A+ performance, and award: 5 attribute points."

"Host, complete the mission of double-killing Manchester United this season, and the prize will be: Stadium Taboo patch pack."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"..."

Wenger did not let the players celebrate for too long. Firstly, tonight is not an awards night. Secondly, they will play against Real Madrid in four days. The players are too excited and their bodies will easily tire.

Back in the dressing room, Wenger made another brief speech.

"Boys, thank you for getting Arsenal back to the top after ten years, but now is not the time to pop the champagne, we still have a test to face.

This test is extremely important to us. I hope everyone will have a good rest after going home at night and don't celebrate, even if the girl is very charming. "

Having said this, Wenger looked at Xia Qi, and a kind laughter sounded in the room.

Xia Qi rubbed his nose and didn't refute, but complained crazily in his heart: Even if I play every night, it won't affect the game, because I don't pay to watch the game.

"Gather at the base at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. We will fly to Madrid at 12 o'clock. Now I will read out the assembly list. Szczesny, Martinez..."

As Wenger's Champions League roster was released, the locker room became quiet. The original joy was gone and the atmosphere became solemn.

Some of this solemnity comes from the disappointment of the defeated players, but more of it comes from the confusion about the journey.

It's so hard to beat the Red Devils at dusk, so wouldn't it be impossible to win against the rising Sun Real Madrid?

...

...

Emma and Cheryl came to cheer, and Xia Qi expressed his gratitude to them after the game.

Xia Qi and Emma are friends on the surface. Although they have not made their relationship public, they can appear together in public.

His underground relationship with Cheryl cannot be exposed, and they only have business contacts in public.

Emma didn't know the relationship between Xia Qi and Cheryl, so she generously invited Cheryl to have a supper together.

But Cheryl agreed, and Xia Qi died on the spot.

Seeing the two beauties across from each other chatting and laughing, Xia Qiqian could dig out a whole room with his toes on the ground.

Moreover, Cheryl's feet were not honest and stretched between Xia Qi's legs under the table.

Eh! A thirty-year-old woman is like a tiger.

This meal was as if he was being sentenced to death. Xia Qi was suffering every second.

After finally sending the god of plague away, the fire of desire that appeared all over his body could not be extinguished. I couldn't bear to torture her on the spot in Emma's nanny car...

The shaking car killed many paparazzi's films.

So much so that Arsenal’s first title in ten years was not even a hot search the next day.

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...

Madrid, Spain, Real Madrid training base.

Mourinho sat in the projection room watching Arsenal's game against Manchester United and taking notes on his notebook.

"Head, we are leading by four goals. We can play any way we want. We can defend from the bus and defend the four-goal advantage, or we can play with the original lineup. We were able to score five goals against them last time, but we can't score six or seven goals at home?"

Mourinho shook his head with a wry smile: "Arsenal with Xia Qi and Arsenal without Xia Qi are two completely different teams."

"And Xia Qi averages 3.8 goals per game. If you calculate it this way, we are actually not far ahead..."

"Then use Casemiro to defend him. With Fat Tiger's size, he won't suffer a loss against Xia Qi..."

"Do you also think Casemiro can do it? Casemiro and Alonso in the midfield, in the midfield, Modric or 272 in the frontcourt?"

"Modric's rhythm control is much better than 272..."

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...

On the afternoon of April 4, the entire Arsenal team arrived at Madrid International Airport.

Outside the airport pick-up gate, there were crowds of people, and reporters' cannons were everywhere. As soon as the Arsenal players appeared in the passage and before they walked out of the pick-up gate, the spotlights began to flash quickly like neon lights.

In addition to reporters, most of the people who picked up the airport were Arsenal fans, including many Chinese students.

The emergence of Xia Qi set off a football craze in China.

Football has always had a traffic code in China. Today, when there are no Chinese players in the five major leagues, Chinese Americans have become their spiritual sustenance.

The first people to walk out of the airport were Wenger and his coaching staff. Reporters immediately rushed towards Wenger with microphones in hand.

"I would like to ask: Arsenal must score at least five goals to advance. Are you confident in completing a great comeback at the Bernabeu?"

"of course."

"Mourinho said Arsenal is a doughy team with no fighting spirit and can only play along the lines..."

"I'm glad he thinks so. Ferguson thinks so too. After the game last night, he refused to shake my hand and left angrily. I believe you guys will see the same thing at the Bernabeu three days later. One scene.”