Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

(PS: Warm celebration, Arsenal defeated the Hammers 6:0 and returned to the championship sequence.

Liverpool has 54 points, Manchester City and Arsenal have 52 points, but Manchester City has one game less.

My Arsenal is invincible. I haven’t shouted this slogan for many rounds. Today I can finally shout it. It’s great! ! ! )

(At this time, this scene should be composed with a poem (additional update). Tomorrow is my mother’s 70th birthday on the fourth day of the lunar month. An additional update will be added on the fifth day of the lunar month. From now on, every time Arsenal wins, I will add an update.)

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Manchester is only three hours away from London. A three-kilometer long motorcade set off from Manchester at noon on April 4.

The cars were painted red and spray-painted with the Manchester United crest.

After entering downtown London, some Manchester United fans emerged from the skylight and waved the Manchester United flag.

Every car rolled down its windows, and the loud and neat Red Devils song floated out of the car...

At this moment, they want to occupy London!

The London police immediately became nervous and quickly dispatched mounted police officers to clear the way.

How could Arsenal fans let the noise of "Glory glory Man United" ring in their ears when they arrived in the North London community?

As a result, Arsenal fans walked out of their homes and gathered at the Emirates Stadium. The Arsenal team song rang in their mouths and floated in the streets and alleys of North London:

“In the new season, nothing can stop us from moving forward, Vermaelen and Vermaelen are our captains.

Let us walk into the rhythm led by Wilshere. Xia Qi, Xia Qi, Xia Qi is the light blooming in our hearts... They make Arsenal move forward indomitably, and nothing can stop it... Arsenal, move forward! "

Old people, middle-aged people, young people, teenagers, children...

Officials, wealthy businessmen, teachers, workers, students and even homeless people...

Every Arsenal fan in the North London community, regardless of age, occupation, gender, was singing loudly.

Even if some people do not go to the Emirates Stadium due to work, when the Arsenal anthem floats into their ears, they will sing while working.

This song has long been ingrained in their blood, but the names of Wright, Bergkamp, ​​and Parlor in the original lyrics have become the names of Xia Qi and others.

This new batch of newcomers makes Arsenal fans even more proud!

They led the declining Arsenal to successfully revenge Bayern and Barcelona, ​​and now they have launched a suicidal charge against Manchester United and Real Madrid.

Yes, in the eyes of many people, playing three high-end games a week with the main lineup is undoubtedly an act of suicide.

However, isn’t it the spirit of Arsenal to move forward?

So when singing "Go Forward", many people burst into tears with deep affection...

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The Emirates Stadium with 80,000 people was packed, and because Manchester United fans also wore red jerseys, the entire stadium became a sea of ​​red.

(Manchester United players wore white away jerseys in this game.)

Arsenal fans hung up a huge puzzle in the south stand. Xia Qi and other main players surrounded captain Vermaelen in the middle, and Vermaelen held the Barclays Cup high.

Arsenal fans hope that the outcome will be decided tonight! Won the fourth Premier League title in club history.

Manchester United fans don't show up if they are kind, and they don't show up if they come with bad intentions. They were well prepared and took the time to hang out the huge Tifo!

On the banner are two old men, one is Ferguson and the other is Wenger.

Ferguson wears the number 12 Manchester United jersey, while Wenger wears the number 3 Arsenal jersey.

It's heartbreaking, this jersey number is the number of Premier League championships the two have won so far.

Arsenal fans who lost the Tifo match angrily expressed their dissatisfaction with boos.

This game is the last heavyweight game in the Premier League this season and the most important game for Arsenal in ten years.

Many football stars and celebrities came, including Henry, Bergkamp, ​​Cheryl, Emma Watson...

At 4:28 pm on April , players from both sides began to warm up.

The moment the Manchester United players walked out of the tunnel, Rooney was really shocked by the boos that came to him.

Robin van Persie, who was standing next to him, shouted with an unhappy look on his face: "You are an old Premier League veteran. How could such a low-level method scare you?"

Rooney felt aggrieved when he heard this. It was because he was in the old Premier League that he was frightened.

In the Premier League, the Emirates Stadium is not the home of the devil, but a notorious home worm.

But today is a bit unusual...

"Robin, the gunman has changed so much since you left! Do you regret it?"

"Shut up! Fatty Lu! You...you..." Van Persie threatened for a long time, but he didn't think of any good reasons to threaten others.

In Manchester United, Lunigan is a promising player and has quite a bit of fighting ability. He is really not afraid of his stick.

"Tsk! If we lose to Arsenal tonight, you will be embarrassed..."

"Little Fatty Lu, do you want to fight?"

"Yes, just stay angry like this. I will help you tonight. I don't like that kid either. We are in the same group."

Rooney nodded to Xia Qi on the other side and patted Van Persie on the back, and the two quickly formed an alliance.

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The pre-match press conference was packed with reporters, who thought that Wenger, who had been assassinated, would launch a fierce attack on Ferguson, but no.

Wenger calmly explained the reasons for his formation to everyone, and also complimented Manchester United's sharp attack.

Ferguson did the same, praising Arsenal's changes this season. The soft guy who was famous in the Premier League has now become tough.

The reporters did not get any valuable news, and the press conference ended quickly.

Back in the locker room, the two head coaches suddenly changed their faces.

"Hypocritical! Sharp offense?? You Xia Qi scored 59 goals alone, which is twice as many as my entire trident combined. Sharp? Are you praising your beloved disciple? Hypocritical!! Hypocrite!!"

"Cowards, your whole family is cowards. Iron-blooded people are not savages. Vulgar people will never understand."

Seeing the coach's sudden menopausal attack and the players shivering in fear, Xia Qi and Balotelli looked at each other and quickly moved their positions to sit behind Vermaelen.

Dead captain, immortal poor Taoist!

After Wenger scolded him, he quickly regained his composure.

"Children, it's been ten years. Since the 03-04 season, we have been without a championship for ten years. I don't want to wait any longer, and the fans outside don't want to wait any longer. Are you willing to wait?"

"I don't want to!"

"Then let's fight! Let's wear the crown tonight!"

"Ouch! Rush the duck!"

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Player tunnel

Players from both teams stood in two lines with their ball boys in hand, preparing to play.

The caddy next to Xia Qi is Van Persie. The previous quarrel between the two has made Van Persie the most unwelcome person here.

The two looked at each other and sparks were flying. This was an extremely important match. Even though the two wanted to punch each other, they were restrained for the sake of the match and did not use any curse words or trash talk, let alone get physical. .

When Xia Qi walked out of the tunnel, the Emirates Stadium rang: "Your Highness the Prince, please ascend the throne!"