Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

After the disastrous defeat to Real Madrid, the Colney training base was in gloom.

However, misfortune never comes alone! Arsenal's application to the Football Association to postpone the 35th round of the league before the start of the Champions League semi-finals was rejected.

After defeating Real Madrid 1:5, Arsenal ushered in the 35th round of the Premier League Battle of Tianwangshan - Arsenal faced Manchester United at home!

If Arsenal, who are six points ahead, can defeat Manchester United, they can use their goal difference advantage to win the Premier League title three games in advance after ten years.

这场天王山战役的时间是4月28日，而阿森纳4月25日、5月2日分别要打欧冠半决赛首回合和次回合。

Three high-end games are played in one week, so as usual, Arsenal applies to the Football Association to postpone the 35th round of the game before playing Real Madrid.

Highlights: Follow convention.

In other words, Arsenal's application was not excessive and just followed the process. However, the Football Association unexpectedly rejected it.

After the news came out, there was a sensation all over Britain and Europe.

The bookmaker increased Arsenal's odds of winning the Champions League by 5 Pa and lowered Arsenal's odds of winning the Premier League by 2 Pa.

The betting company believes that Arsenal should make a decision. Of course, normal people would choose the Premier League.

Because it is too difficult to score five goals at the Bernabeu Stadium, it is better to concentrate on playing in the league to avoid being empty-handed.

This is the truth!

But Arsenal is unwilling to do so!

Along the way, Bayern defeated Barcelona, ​​if there hadn't been that damn red card...

Many Arsenal fans protested outside the FA offices.

On the Internet, the official websites of the Football Association and Manchester United were compromised by Arsenal fans, and then Manchester United fans launched a retaliatory action and occupied the Arsenal official website.

On the surface, the FA forces Arsenal to concentrate on playing in the Premier League, which is detrimental to Manchester United, which is struggling to chase points. It seems that Manchester United is also a victim, but this is not the case.

Arsenal played the first leg of the semi-finals on April 4 and will face Manchester United on April 25. Playing two high-end games in three days, the main players' bodies will definitely be very tired.

Playing in this situation, Arsenal has a high probability of losing to Manchester United, and Manchester United is of course the party that benefits.

If Sir Alex Ferguson is not behind this incident, even Manchester United fans may not believe it.

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On the morning of April 4, after Xia Qi returned home from his morning run, there were a few more guests in the living room, one of whom Xia Qi knew.

"Cheryl? Sister, why are you here?"

British sweetheart Cheryl opened her arms and gave Xia Qi a kiss naturally.

He whispered in Xia Qi's ear: "Little enemy, wipe your mouth after eating and stop contacting me?"

Xia Qi smiled awkwardly.

It turns out that Sky Sports wanted to do an exclusive interview on a recent topic.

Xia Qi couldn't refuse this interview, and he also had something to say to the fans.

After getting Xia Qi's permission, Cheryl's entourage began to arrange lighting and sound... Xia Qi went upstairs to get her cell phone to ask for leave from Wenger.

Cheryl followed him upstairs. After Xia Qi hung up the phone, she pushed her against the wall.

"Is Emma more beautiful or am I more beautiful?"

This is a gift proposition.

Peach Cheryl is really beautiful, and Xia Qi, who has tasted it, knows how good she is.

Xia Qi swallowed unconsciously.

Cheryl slowly traced her fingertips downward from Xia Qi's lips...and knelt on the floor...

"Sister, no, it won't be finished in an hour. They are all waiting downstairs."

"An hour?" Cheryl smiled charmingly: "It's really that long. I'll give you a gift."

After half the game, Cheryl interviewed Xia Qi with a smile in her eyes.

"Xia, first of all, thank you for accepting the interview with our station."

"It's my pleasure."

"How does it feel to sit in the stands and witness your teammates being massacred by Real Madrid?"

"First of all, I want to say sorry to the fans."

After saying that, Xia Qi stood up from his chair and bowed to the camera.

"I'm not apologizing for my tackle. That tackle was a good goal, but Messi was too fragile. I'm apologizing for my first yellow card. I shouldn't have shown my jersey."

"That night, I was sitting on pins and needles in the stands. Every goal scored by Cristiano Ronaldo was like a bayonet piercing my chest. I hated myself for not being able to fight.

The current situation is not good for us. In the Champions League semi-finals, we are 1:5 behind, which means that we have to score at least 5 goals at the Bernabeu Stadium. As we all know, this is difficult.

At a time when we need help, we are stabbed in the back by the fair and impartial FA.

Thanks to them for being fair and impartial, we need three games a week!

I know that some people have called for giving up the Champions League and focusing on the league. Some people say that the league is six points ahead of Manchester United anyway, giving up the game on the 28th and jumping out of the trap of three games a week.

I know that all of this has its own truth, but football is about moving forward, killing gods when meeting gods and killing Buddhas when meeting Buddhas...

I also know that we at Arsenal do not have this kind of passion, which is why we have not won a championship in ten years.

In the past ten years, we have been accustomed to failing at critical moments. This is why Ferguson and Mourinho look down on us. In their eyes, we are a soft egg factory.

I still, still, know that it will be very difficult to play Real Madrid and then Manchester United and then Real Madrid again. The main players may lose three games in a row after three games a week, and even ruin a good league lead.

However, what I want to say is that a championship team comes from hard-fought battles one after another. You can't win a championship by hiding in a room and calculating.

There is a great man in China who said something like this in the most difficult and difficult time. I can't say this in English because I can't find the right words because of my poor English skills.

Universal circle of friends, please help me translate it. "

After speaking, Xia Qi cleared his throat and said in Mandarin:

“The long road through Xiongguan is really like iron, but now we are crossing it from the beginning.

From the beginning, the mountains are like the sea, and the setting sun is like blood. "

Then he said in English: "I know my idea is crazy. Just kill it all the way. When we step on the corpses of Manchester United and Real Madrid and reach the top, looking back, we will find that the difficulties we are worried about today are nothing. .”

Cheryl sat in front of Xia Qi and asked Xia Qi with a smile: "Your idea is indeed crazy. If the main players don't get a rest, you will most likely be empty-handed this season."

"What are you afraid of? The Arsenal of the soft egg factory can scare our Sir Alex Ferguson. Isn't an Arsenal that is no longer soft egg even more frightening?"

"And we are still young, Luke Shaw is 18 years old, I am 19 years old, Ding Ding is 22 years old, Will is 21 years old, Mario is 23 years old..."

"We are a young Arsenal. When we have the temperament of going forward and not fearing difficulties, not only Sir Alex Ferguson will tremble, but the whole of Europe will tremble."

Cheryl asked, "So what did you mean at the end?"

"The main team will play against Manchester United and Real Madrid, decide the Premier League champion in one battle, and win tickets to Wembley Stadium in one battle."