I just want to live in Teyvat

As the saying goes, it is better to be safe than sorry. Li Shui thought, I am afraid that Lin Luo will suddenly get angry and make a big move (I thought you wanted to make a big move, but you made a big move). If he really wants to make a big move, it will be a real headache. At that time, if Lin Luo suddenly breaks out of his fun-loving nature, the consequences will be unimaginable.

However, the only person who could ask Lishui for help seemed to be Lin Luo, the demon god. After all, as long as Lin Luo asked, Liu Yun would definitely not dare to attack him easily. As for Mi Nu, although it might be helpful in a one-on-one fight, this situation was neither a fight nor a one-on-one, so it was completely useless. Therefore, Lishui could only place his hope on Lin Luo.

After hearing Li Shui's call for help, Lin Luo replied via voice transmission:

"You actually asked me for help? Didn't you cause this trouble yourself? Since you did it, you should solve it. This matter has nothing to do with me. I was just passing by."

When Li Shui heard this, he was speechless. He couldn't help but retort:

"Passing by? Which demon god would accompany others when passing by! Please save me quickly. If this continues, I will be skinned alive even if I don't die today!"

In response to Li Shui's request for help, Lin Luo said he was unable to help and sighed in his heart: I am just a ruthless tool who helps Liu Yun open the keys to the doors of other True Lords' mansions.

At this moment, Lin Luo suddenly thought that he had neither popcorn nor cola in his hand. If he wanted to eat something, he could only use an apple as a substitute. So, he quickly took out a big red apple from the Xuanling jade bracelet, wiped it with his sleeve, and began to eat it.

Just as Lin Luo was immersed in the delicious apple, Liu Yun's words brought him back to reality. Liu Yun pretended to be sad and said:

"Lishui, why have you been silent for so long? Could it be that you don't consider me a guest and don't want to give me 'Canglan'? Alas, we have known each other for so long, and since you won't even give me this little bit of tea, our relationship has faded, alas!"

There was a hint of threat in Liu Yun's words, like a bolt of lightning that flashed through Li Shui's heart, making him so angry that his teeth itched, and he thought to himself:

No way, I just rejected you once, is there any need to be so vexatious to me? Also, why do I remember that you were not like this before, Liuyun? Where is your pride? Where is your temperament? Where is your dignity? How come they are all gone?

If it were several years ago, Liu Yun's personality from the inside out would really be the same as Li Shui's impression of him, but situations are always changing rapidly. Lin Luo's joining is like a drop of ink dropped into a glass of water, and the water quality must have changed.

Lin Luo's 21st century thoughts were like ink injected into the pool of water, causing an uproar in an instant. Those immortals who were once high and mighty and otherworldly were infected by this fresh breath, and their customs had begun to be led astray by Lin Luo little by little.

Even the tone and words used in the conversations were full of 21st century colors. The original majestic atmosphere gradually dissipated, replaced by a sense of the Internet.

Some of the immortals have completely fallen into the trend of modern society, and gradually changed their style to be more down-to-earth. For example, Lingyun Aoxue Zhenjun, in the past he always cursed people with a sense of immortality: "***, you are a villain, a gentleman does not associate with villains!" But now it has become like this: "I counted with my fingers, you are a fool!" There is also a sentence: "Actually you are not annoying, but it's a pity that you are useless!" These words are rough but true, and they hit the soul of the other party directly, which is much better than the previous words.

Simple! Brutal! Effective! Concise!

Lishui looked at Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun helplessly, secretly complaining in his heart. Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun has not only learned to be weird, but also used this skill to the fullest. Every time they met, Liuyun would tease Lishui with all kinds of strange reasons, making him feel very embarrassed. Lishui had no way to deal with this, because he knew that all this was caused by himself. At the beginning, he could have opened the door and rejected Liuyun directly, but he chose to delay time, which eventually led to this farce.

If he could travel through time and space, Li Shui really wanted to go back in time and give himself a slap in the face. How could he do that? He had blocked all his escape routes. Now that Liu Yun had found him, he had no way to retreat.

Thinking of this, Li Shui gritted his teeth and brewed a pot of "Canglan" for Liu Yun. While brewing the tea, Li Shui's heart was bleeding. He only saved a few kilograms, but this alone consumed 1/3 of his stock.

After Lishui finished brewing the tea, he poured a cup of tea to Liuyun with a gloomy face, his eyes revealed a hint of dissatisfaction and helplessness, and then he gritted his teeth and said:

"Come on! The best Canglan won't taste good when it's cold! Don't you agree, Liuyun?"

His tone was full of obvious sarcasm, and he seemed to be full of resentment towards Liu Yun.

Liu Yun gently took a sip of the tea in her hand, savoring its fragrance and sweetness. Her expression became happy, as if she was extremely satisfied. She nodded with satisfaction and said softly:

"Mmm~ excellent tea, good, really good!"

Liu Yun was obviously satisfied with Li Shui's service, even a little proud of it.

After drinking this cup of tea, Liu Yun's mood became more and more cheerful, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and a sly look flashed in her eyes. She put down the teacup and looked at Li Shui, feeling very relaxed and contented.

Facing Liu Yun's provocation, Li Shui finally couldn't stand it anymore. He took a deep breath, sat directly opposite Liu Yun, stared at Liu Yun, and his face looked very serious. He made up his mind and asked loudly:

"Tell me, Liuyun, what do you want me to do to satisfy you?"

His voice was full of helplessness. He had already made up his mind and could no longer tolerate Liu Yun's harassment.

Even if you want me to apologize, you have to give me a chance. Don't just keep silent! Liuyun, you weren't like this before!

When Liu Yun heard Li Shui's question, he was stunned for a moment, then silent for a moment, and then responded in a tone that sounded weak and pitiful:

"Lishui, am I, Liuyun, such an unreasonable and annoying immortal in your eyes?"

Her tone revealed disappointment and sadness, which made people feel pity for her.

Lishui had already made up his mind to have a fight with Liuyun, but the next second he was shocked by Liuyun's "tea art".

This not only startled Li Shui, but also Mi Nu who was sitting upright next to him and Lin Luo who was eating an apple heard it.

Lin Luo kept patting his chest. Liu Yun’s words just now had already made him a little shocked, and he felt a little choked.

He took out a glass of juice from the Xuanling Jade Bracelet and drank it all. Finally, he felt relieved. Lin Luo said breathlessly:

"That was a close call. I almost choked!"

However, this series of actions drew everyone's attention to him. Seeing this scene, Lin Luo was also very embarrassed and said in a low voice:

"It's okay, I just choked on my food, don't worry about me, just keep chatting!"

At this time, everyone present came back to their senses and looked at Lin Luo with a smile on their faces, their eyes revealing a sense of teasing. Lin Luo smiled awkwardly, then picked up an apple and took a bite, trying to hide his embarrassment. While chewing the apple, he observed the reactions of the people around him with the corner of his eyes, muttering to himself:

Oops, I really made a fool of myself this time. I need to pay more attention to my image next time...

Then the others withdrew their gazes, and Lin Luo breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and thought in shock:

c! I have to repeat this important thing three times. Where did Liu Yun learn this "tea art"? I don't think I have ever learned anything related to "tea art". Masaka? Self-taught! Huh? Is it so outrageous?

The first tea art master of Teyvat was actually self-taught. He was extremely talented, but still a little bit lacking. If the tea art has one to nine levels, Liu Yun's level is at most the third level.

Although Lin Luo overreacted to Liu Yun's behavior just now, it was not directed at Lin Luo, so of course he was just eating melons. As long as the fire didn't burn him, he would eat melons crazily. Melon eaters! Melon eaters! Melon eaters are the best!

Lin Luo secretly sighed in his heart:

"I didn't expect that Liu Yun actually has this side to him. It's really beyond my imagination!"

As he thought about it, he couldn't help but smile.

Having just been interrupted by Lin Luo, Li Shui once again recalled Liu Yun's tone and shuddered. He couldn't believe that such words actually came from Liu Yun's mouth. He couldn't help muttering in his heart:

Is this still the Liu Yun I know? How could he say such a thing?

Today's experience was simply a torture for Liu Yun. He just wanted to be alone for a while and calm down. So, she decided to give up struggling and said to Liu Yun:

"Forget it, Liuyun, I give up. I surrender. Just ask for anything you want. As long as I can do it, I will agree to it!"

Finally hearing what she wanted to hear the most, Liu Yun showed a satisfied smile on her face. She changed her pitiful and bullied tone just now, and her eyes sparkled with joy. She said excitedly:

"Are you serious?"

Lishui sighed helplessly. She knew that she could not change the current situation and could only accept it. She replied calmly:

"A gentleman's word is as good as his bond. What I said counts for sure. Go ahead, I'm listening!"

After saying that, he waited quietly for Liu Yun to put forward his conditions.

"Today is such a disastrous day!"

-

To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter!

-

Next it’s prank time!

Do you know why Kavi is a big sword character?

Because he is a great architect