I just want to live in Teyvat

I came to knock on the door before, but you refused to open it. But when Lin Luo came and knocked on the door, you opened it. Am I so scary in your eyes?

Thinking of this, Liu Yun felt a little indignant. She stared at Lin Luo and said unhappily:

"Lin Luo, please go around for a bit. I think the first person Li Shui sees when he opens the door is me."

Lin Luo looked at Liu Yun's expression and suddenly realized that he might have overlooked something, so he quickly nodded to show his understanding.

Seeing that Lin Luo understood what he meant so quickly, Liu Yun nodded with satisfaction, then walked to the door with a sly smile on his face.

At this time, Li Shui just opened the door of the mansion, and the array patterns on the door began to gradually disappear, and a connection was being established between the outside world and the inner world.

As the door gradually became transparent, Li Shui's face suddenly turned pale, because no matter how the door changed, Liu Yun's delicate face became clearer and clearer.

Li Shui gasped in horror and tried to close the door immediately, but how could Liu Yun let him succeed? She quickly stretched out a hand, inserted it directly into the gate's array pattern, and then twisted it hard.

The system depicted by the array pattern immediately initiated emergency measures, sounding a sharp alarm, and the entire array pattern began to enter a self-protection state and shut down directly.

Liu Yun's face darkened, and he said in a very serious tone:

"Lishui, have you forgotten? I personally designed the formation on the gate of your mansion for you. Don't I know what its functions are?"

Hearing this, Li Shui scratched his head, not daring to look directly at Liu Yun's face. He looked at the white clouds in the sky, trying to change the subject:

"Oh, today's weather is so nice, perfect for enjoying the scenery and basking in the sun. How can I let this matter ..."

However, Liu Yun was not misled by his success. She stood in front of Li Shui with her arms folded across her chest, looking at him menacingly, and the sense of oppression came all of a sudden. In addition, her clothes, which resembled those of a teacher, gave people an invisible pressure. To be honest, even Lin Luo felt a huge majesty, which came from the subconscious of the depths of his soul, causing him to swallow his saliva subconsciously.

Liu Yun interrupted without hesitation:

"Lishui, don't interrupt. It's obviously cloudy today. How can there be such a bright sun?"

Lin Luo couldn't help but complain in his heart:

Lishui, if you want to change the subject you have to look at today's weather. It's too obvious to bring up the weather so abruptly.

Then Liu Yun continued:

"Why, Lishui, you don't want to invite us in? We are guests."

Lishui smiled awkwardly and said:

"Ahahaha, sorry, sorry. I've been so busy with training lately that I forgot the basic etiquette of hospitality. Please, please come in!"

After saying that, Li Shui hurriedly opened the door and warmly invited Liu Yun and Lin Luo into the mansion.

However, just as they were about to step through the threshold, Lishui suddenly whispered:

"I would rather you weren't the guest today!"

Liu Yun happened to hear this, and she immediately turned around and asked curiously:

"Hmm? What were you mumbling just now, Lishui?"

Facing Liu Yun's questioning, Li Shui suddenly became nervous. He quickly shook his head and denied:

"No, no, no, I was just talking to myself."

Seeing Li Shui's panic, Liu Yun couldn't help but frown, but didn't ask too many questions. She smiled lightly and walked into Li Shui's mansion. There was still a long time to talk with Li Shui today, so there was no rush.

After Liu Yun left, Li Shui breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to look at Lin Luo and said in a voice transmission:

"No, how did you get this lady back? I had a hard time dragging her away before!"

Lin Luo shrugged helplessly and explained:

"I don't know either. It was Liuyun who suggested that I take her to visit people. She said she wanted to tell everyone that I was back."

Hearing this, Li Shui only felt that - he was not afraid of god-like opponents, but was afraid of pig-like teammates. Lin Luo didn't come back earlier or later, but came back at this time, and let Liu Yun take advantage of the situation. It's over. Today is really my darkest moment!

Lishui couldn't help but slap his forehead and complained:

"What a trouble. Now I have to find a way to deal with her again."

Lin Luo looked at Li Shui's distressed expression and smiled and comforted him:

"Don't worry, maybe she's just here to visit. Besides, I think Liuyun is actually quite interesting."

Li Shui rolled his eyes at Lin Luo and said with a wry smile:

"Interesting? She's not easy to deal with. She always makes us run around in circles. Before, at least we had those old guys to help us. Now I'm alone. It's hard to deal with her! But forget it, since she's here, we have to think of a way to make her return empty-handed!"

Li Shui shook his head and walked into the mansion. Lin Luo followed closely behind him with an expectant smile on his face.

“Maybe there will be an unexpected surprise this time.”

He thought to himself, and at the same time was looking forward to his future interactions with Liu Yun.

As for Lin Luo, what bad intentions could he have?

(Lin Luo with a grin: Lin Luo has a lot of bad intentions, hey!)

How could Lin Luo not know the deep meaning behind Liu Yun's previous proposal? Although he knew nothing about what happened in the territory, he knew clearly that the other True Lords must have troubled Liu Yun in some way. Otherwise, Liu Yun would not have proposed such a time-consuming and laborious activity plan.

The two men looked at each other and grinned. Liu Yun's grin came from the fact that he finally had the opportunity to deal with the problem of being rejected; while Lin Luo was full of anticipation because he would see the lively scene as soon as he returned to the territory.

At this moment, Mi Nu, the only outsider, felt that the atmosphere today was unusually strange. Why did Li Shui's mansion look like a den of dragons and tigers? Moreover, Mi Nu had an ominous premonition that they would be entering this den of dragons and tigers many times today!

Lin Luo gently patted Mi Nu's shoulder and consoled him:

"Don't worry, Mi Nu, there will be something interesting to watch next!"

Mi Nu swallowed hard and asked with lingering fear:

"My Lord, is it too late for me to withdraw now?"

Seeing that Mi Nu was already somewhat regretful, how could Lin Luo let him go? He hooked his hands around Mi Nu's shoulders and went inside the mansion.

After entering the mansion, Mi Nu was helpless towards his good friend. The main reason was that Lin Luo was very strong and he couldn't pull him at all. He really didn't know whether to laugh or cry!

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On the other side, Liu Yun came to Li Shui's cave.

After passing through a series of corridors in the cave, Liu Yun sat down in the reception room without any hesitation. They had been friends for thousands of years, and each True Lord had visited almost every other True Lord's door and knew the structure of the houses by heart.

Zhenjun Lishui looked at Zhenjun Liuyun with a smile, then poured her a cup of tea.

Master Liuyun picked up the cup and blew on it symbolically, but the fingers that touched the wall of the cup had already used their magical powers to quickly cool down the tea.

Master Liuyun took a sip, then put down the teacup and said bluntly:

"That's not right, Lishui. I remember that you always liked to use your treasured Canglan when you were substituting for a teacher. Why do I feel something is wrong this time? It doesn't have the flavor of Canglan at all! Could it be that you didn't put enough Canglan in?"

Master Liuyun's words made Master Lishui feel a little amused. How could he not know the hidden meaning in Liuyun's words? Then he smiled and explained:

"Haha, Liuyun, you are really a master of tea tasting! The tea this time is indeed not 'Canglan', but a new tea I recently discovered, called 'Qingquejian', which has a very unique taste and aroma. You can try it."

After hearing this, Master Liuyun curiously picked up the teacup and took another sip, savoring it carefully.

After a moment, Master Liuyun showed a surprised expression:

"Hmm... this 'Green Bird Point' is also good, with a fresh and elegant taste, but I feel that 'Cang Lan' is more suitable for my taste. Li Shui, can you let me taste the taste of 'Cang Lan' again?"

(Cang means vast; Lan means waves. The name of the tea "Canglan" implies that the vast universe is like the boundless universe of tea; the turbulent waves are like the majestic momentum of tea. Tasting this tea, you can feel the natural atmosphere. The water of the vast ocean is worth savoring; when the waves rise, the unique charm of the tea is fully displayed. I hope that the tea of ​​"Canglan" will make people's hearts surge and have endless aftertaste, so it is named "Canglan".)

Regarding Liu Yun's obvious provocation, Li Shui was neither smiling nor laughing. He could only use one word - endure. He thought to himself:

You are looking for trouble, Liuyun! You also mentioned "Canglan". You know how precious the tea is. It takes 300 years to produce a dozen kilograms. Those are all my treasures left to entertain guests.

Treat me here, treat me there, I only have a little left, I usually don't want to drink it, and you still want to drink "Canglan"! What on earth are you thinking about, Liuyun!

It seems like you are using me as a scapegoat today. How sad!

Liu Yun sat in his seat, thinking:

I'm going to make you bleed profusely today! Even the Emperor can't stop me!

Lin Luo was sitting on the side, watching all this with great interest, but he always felt that something was missing. After thinking for a while, he was sure that it was popcorn and Coke. How could such a show be without these two things? Unfortunately, Teyvat didn't have them.

In contrast to Yu Liuyun's provocation and Lin Luo's indifference, Mi Nu sat upright in his seat, not daring to make any sound, for fear of being attacked by concentrated fire. In this kind of situation, it is best to keep silent if possible.

Feeling the provocation in Liu Yun's words, Li Shui glanced at Lin Luo and said in a voice transmission:

“Lin Luo, Lin Luo, Lin Luo, save him, save him, save him!”

His voice seemed like a life-saving straw. In this tense atmosphere, it was like a faint ray of light, trying to illuminate Lin Luo's heart.

This was his only lifeline at the scene. If Lin Luo was there to assist him as his wingman, he would most likely be able to get through the day safely. But, what if...

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To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter!

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Next it’s prank time!

Why did Ganyu choke the demon to death?

Because she is a coconut sheep