After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

After the two had lunch, on their way back, they met a group of Mingqiang who were selling balloons in the square.

Ming Qiang stood under the sun holding a large number of balloons. Gu Luo held an umbrella next to him and pretended to say hello when someone walked by.

The two people who won the starting capital of 1,000 yuan were not in a hurry. This small amount of money was enough for them to spend two or three days.

Ming Qiang saw Ming Li and Nan Zhu from afar. Although he didn't want to admit it, the appearance and temperament of these two people were indeed eye-catching. They stood out enough that they could be seen in the crowd at a glance.

He remembered that the two people only had 50 starting capital?

The man walked over and smiled as he glanced at Mingli, who had nothing behind him. "Xiaoli, what are you selling? Don't you have enough money? Do you want me to lend you some?"

"No, we've made enough and are ready to take a rest."

"Have you earned enough? How much have you earned?" It has only been three or four hours since everyone left, but you have earned enough so quickly?

"A car accidentally hit me just now and crushed my hand. I was compensated 10,000 yuan."

Ming Qiang: "???"

Just take the shortcut, right?

He lowered his head suddenly and stared at Mingli's left hand with milk tea and right hand with ice cream, and frowned tightly: "Aren't your hands fine? Where are they injured?"

The woman handed the milk tea to Nan Zhu, then stretched out her right hand and opened it wide: "Can't you see? My hand was crushed by the car and there were four slits!

Is this okay? It doesn't hurt yet? So what counts as an injury? ! "

Ming Qiang: "..."

Gu Luo: "..."

Gu Luo said politely: "Aren't all human hands like this? We are not fools."

"That's you. My right hand was connected when I was born! It was separated into four slits just after being run over by a car. If you don't believe me, just ask him." Mingli turned his head and put the pressure on Nanzhu.

After three seconds of silence, the man nodded and said, "I saw the tire run over her hand with my own eyes."

Gu Luo asked: "Even if the tire ran over it, why was it that the bones were not broken, but the flesh in the middle was broken?"

Nanzhu directly spoke for Mingli: "Because Mingli's hand was crushed before, and the new hands installed later were implanted with duck paw genes and titanium hand bones, so the new hands were connected together.

Because the titanium bone is very hard, her hand will not break even if it is run over by a tire. "

Mingli nodded quickly: "That's it."

Gu Luo: "..."

Ming Qiang: "..."

Do you think we are fools?

"Then since you have made so much money, Xiaoli, it's not much to lend five hundred to my brother, right? Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Ming Qiang was very happy, so he said.

Since Mingli made 10,000 yuan by talking nonsense, then he should just follow her words, right?

There was silence for a moment.

Mingli made no move.

"Why doesn't it turn?"

"I won't lend it, so you're welcome."

"?"

Nan Zhu looked at Ming Qiang like he was looking at an idiot, and said disgustedly: "Don't you understand yet?

If I lend it to you, of course I have to thank you, but if I don’t lend it to you, you don’t need to thank me. You have said it so clearly, but you still don’t understand?

Even if you don’t have a head, don’t you still have toes?

There has to be a head on the body to think about, right? "

After explaining, the tall man snorted and stepped to keep up with Ming Li's departure.

"..."

Ming Qiang, who had just come to his senses, jumped angrily under the scorching sun: "Die Gong, Dian Po, who is a normal person who can follow your crazy logic?" !

[I feel like I will never be Teacher Epilepsy’s mistress in this life. She and Nanzhu belong to You, have the same ward, the same condition, and the same channel as me (crying)]

[With such a crazy mental state, I can’t even imagine what outrageous plot will happen when these two do it in the future]

[I'm also very curious, I suggest you broadcast it live at that time (Sincere Star Eyes)]

【? I think your cp fans are as good as steaming]

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After the two returned to the B&B, they found the staff to pay the rent and choose a room.

The B&B has a total of three floors. Different rooms have different sizes, decorations and configurations. Of course, the prices are also different, and they are divided into three levels: 300/200/100.

Mingli directly won a superior room for 311 nights!

She is on the show to enjoy, not to suffer!

"I also want a room for three hundred and one nights."

Mingli turned his head: "You only have four hundred in total, but you want a room for three hundred and one night? Do you want your life?"

The man glanced at her: "There is the best one, why choose the worse one? It's not like I can't make money."

"Then you come and make money tomorrow, and I'll win."

"casual."

The two of them came to the third floor together and entered two separate rooms.

After packing up, Mingli suddenly picked up the trash can and garbage bag and looked at the camera: "Trash cans and garbage bags are in everyone's home.

Generally, when people put garbage bags, they open the bag and put it on the bucket, and push the garbage bag into the bucket twice with hands or feet.

But in fact, this method may prevent the bag from fitting perfectly into the barrel.

Today, I will show you a convenient trick for putting garbage bags! "

She picked up a bag, opened it in the air, and put it over her head.

Then he picked up a brand new plastic trash can and put it on his head.

Mingli held the bucket and bag with both hands and began to pull them up: "The third step is to take them down together——"

The trash can is untouched.

The woman was stunned for a moment, then lifted the bucket again.

Not moving.

She tried several times without giving up, but she couldn't pull it out.

【ah? ? ? ? 】

[Is Mr. Epilepsy performing a mime for everyone? Quite funny hahaha]

【Did you act? 】

[Based on Mingli’s character, I guess she’s the one acting. She’s the best at lying. 】

However, the next second, Ming Liweng shouted angrily: "Help!"

audience:?

No, are you serious?

[Hahahahaha it’s fucking funnier hahahaha who knows! 】

Just when Mingli was about to call out for the second time, there was a knock on the door: "Are you crazy? Are you shouting so loudly?"

"You come right in."

Nan Zhu walked into the room and looked around, but saw no one.

The toilet door is also open.

"What are you doing? Playing hide-and-seek? So childish? Then hide it, don't get caught by me."

"I'm on the balcony."

Nanzhu was afraid that Mingli might have some tricks up his sleeve, so he didn't go directly to the balcony, but looked at the window: "I didn't see anyone on the balcony, there was only one -

Um? Why is your trash can floating? "

Mingli suddenly stood up.

To be precise, a human trash can suddenly stood up, which startled Nan Zhu!

"Fuck!"

"You can wait a moment. Come here and help me pull out this trash can. I'm stuck!!!"

"........."

After the silence, there was a burst of great ridicule: "Hahahahahahahaha Mingli, do you have this day in your life?"

"If you don't pull it out for me, today may be the only day in my life."

"..."

The man was still laughing, but he quickly stepped forward to help her pull out the trash can: "What's wrong with you for doing this?"

"Introverted, I usually go through the sewers when I go out, and I put trash cans over my head when I see people."

"Stop talking, I'm afraid you'll choke to death."

"A person like me who talks nonsense will really choke to death if he doesn't speak."

"You can still say so much, so it doesn't seem to be very important."

"I don't have a problem, but my head is tight."

"..."

When Nan Lan came up to find Ming Li, what he saw through the crack in the door that was as wide as his hand was this scene——

Nan Zhu was sitting on the bed with her back to the door of the room, her legs spread apart, and half of the woman's arms exposed in front of her. It looked like she should be squatting in front of him.

Nanzhu's arms fell in front of him and moved up and down.

From time to time, a woman's moans could be heard.

Nan Lan's eyes almost popped out:? ? ? ? ? ?

After looking at it for a few seconds, she quietly closed the door for the two of them.

Qi Shang walked up and saw Nan Lan's shocked and confused look, and was a little confused: "What's wrong?"

Nan Lan was silent for a long time before shaking her head: "It's nothing... Spring is here, this is normal."

Qi Shang: "?"

Isn't it summer?

Where is normal?