Mingli went to the nail salon next door, glanced at the shop owner who was playing a game, and danced the fortune-grabbing dance while chanting:

"Let auspiciousness favor you, let happiness delight you; let happiness embrace you, let good luck surround you; let peace guard you, let health take care of you; let wealth surround you, and let friends bless you~

I wish you a lot of money every year, a handsome man day and night, good luck and wealth, and a super ranking! "

The girl's eyes widened and she said, "What the hell?", then she caught a glimpse of Nan Zhu and Ming Li, as well as the cameras and onlookers behind them. She quickly picked up her phone and scanned 520, and looked at the camera:

"Welcome everyone to come to our salon to get manicures! We have a wide variety of styles, and we can do whatever you want. We are doing an anniversary event recently with a 20% discount! Everyone is welcome to come and do manicures! Remember, Relying on beauty to commit crimes! Relying on beauty to commit crimes! Relying on beauty to commit crimes!"

[Damn, this is a talent, and he didn’t forget to take the opportunity to advertise! 】

[Mingli Nanzhu’s live broadcast room has tens of millions of viewers. If you make money from this traffic, if you put the anchor’s live broadcast room to advertise, then it won’t cost hundreds of thousands in pit fees? ! 520 will solve it, this girl has a bright mind. 】

Mingli's family goes to each other's door to say auspicious words and dance for wealth.

Basically every store gave some lucky money——

We are all in business, how can we drive the God of Wealth out?

She sings well and dances well, and besides, this is different from those who just come to give blessings. The programs they record bring their own traffic, which is more or less equivalent to advertising for themselves.

Some gave more than dozens or even hundreds, while others gave less than a few yuan. But no matter how much, Mingli's auspicious words were still loud and loud. Even in more than ten stores, not a single paragraph was repeated.

Everyone:? ? ?

Did you secretly evolve behind our backs?

[I’m really impressed. If I had this mouth, I wouldn’t be able to say only “Happy New Year”, “Congratulations on getting rich”, “Good luck” and “All your wishes come true” during the Chinese New Year. I would say these in front of everyone. 】

[I’m different. Apart from these, I would also say that I will never die (laughs)]

[No kidding, the last person I saw who said blessings so smoothly was selling shoe polish at a stall outside. Has she done that before? 】

At the end of the street, Mingli sat on a bench by the roadside, panting.

I feel a little tired, as if I was back when I was working. Especially today is still Monday, which makes it even more sad.

Is there any 0? Can you take Monday 1 away?

Don’t you 0 love fierce 1 the most? Monday is the most powerful day!

Really please, she hates Mondays the most, from school to work!

When Mingli was thirsty and ready to get up to buy water, a bottle of mineral water was handed to him.

She took it and drank heavily.

When Mingli moved too much while drinking water, water flowed out from the mouth of the bottle and wet his chin and neck, and a clean handkerchief was handed to him next to him.

She took it and wiped away the water and sweat stains.

"Thank you, don't you want this handkerchief?"

"It's all your sweat, why should I come here?"

"Who knows what you are here for, the handkerchief is in your hand, you can do whatever you want with it."

The man's forehead jumped: "?

Mingli looked at him: "Why are you ignoring me? Do you want me to become Goubuli?"

"How could I ignore you? You never came to me, how could I ignore you?" Nan Zhu smiled speechlessly.

The day before yesterday, he blocked him, he disliked his existence the day before yesterday, and he ignored him yesterday. Could it be that he wanted to lick his face and get close to him?

He is single, not a bitch!

Mingli blinked and explained: "Why didn't I look for you? I called you yesterday when I was taking a shower, why didn't you answer the phone? Don't tell me that you don't have a shower at home, I don't believe it !”

"Indeed, the shower was stolen by a thief two days ago."

"What did the thief do with your shower?"

"Maybe sell it to gay men to wash their skin."

"..." Mingli thought for three seconds and nodded: "It's not impossible. Okay, I'll forgive you this time.

When you go to bed at night, remember to turn the air conditioner remote control panel to the loudest volume so as not to hear my harassing phone calls. "

"What, you like me?"

"It's to disturb your sleep, not your emotions."

[How did these two people manage to talk nonsense seriously? 】

[The three of us treat Randong’s performance as more important than anything else (love)]

[Every case is different, don’t harden]

After changing their clothes, the two began to count their money. The transfer and cash totaled a little over two thousand.

【so much? I feel like I have found a new way to make a fortune! 】

【It’s not that easy. First of all, you have to have the face; secondly, you have to bring traffic and exposure to merchants, otherwise others will only give you a few dollars at most; finally, you have to have Mingli's loud mouth. 】

"Nan Zhu, why don't you stop being a young master, and I won't be a star. Let's go and ask for money. I'll be the God of Wealth and say auspicious words, and you'll wear women's clothes and sell your looks.

Today we want this street, tomorrow we want that street, if this city is finished, we will go to the next city to get it. We can see different customs and customs every day, and we will be happy for the rest of our lives! "

The man's voice was full of disdain: "According to my shares, in the time it took you to say this, I have already earned ten thousand."

"........."

"Why don't you speak? Aren't you good at comforting people? Now you can comfort yourself that although you have lost the money, you have gained the trouble of having no money."

Mingli sneered: "What do you know?

There is a kind of person who does one thing after another when comforting others. When it is his turn, he just wants to put a rope around his neck. "

I really want to fight with you rich people!

In the end, Mingli gave 400 to Nan Zhu. Although she was mainly singing and dancing, Nan Zhu, dressed as a woman, attracted a lot of attention. This money was considered as the mental damage fee she awarded him.

Originally, she was planning to give Nan Zhu a few dozen dollars, but he was too mean-mouthed, so she decided to forget it.

With such a mean mouth, there is no need to eat at all. Find an open place, open your mouth and drink some northwest wind.

She has a sense of guarding against others; she has more intentions of harming others.

Mingli still has one thousand six hundred left, and he can spend more than three hundred on average every day, which is enough to survive!

To be honest, according to her lazy-dog nature, she could even stay in a B&B for five days in a row! Of course, in order to ensure a healthy lifestyle, she will also make a schedule herself——

Play when you wake up, eat when you are hungry, and sleep when you are sleepy.

Very healthy and regular.

But if you think about it with your feet, the program team will not allow the guests to lie in the room for several days until the recording is over. After all, what is the point of live broadcast of eating and drinking ordinary takeaways?

It's not a live broadcast of poop.

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