"I see, you chose health between physical health and mental health."

Mingli jumped down and placed his index finger in front of Nanzhuzui: "Shh, be careful, I have killed someone before."

"In the game?"

"whee."

"..."

What did you suddenly say? ?

The man frowned: "Mingli, I really doubt your current mental state."

Mingli tilted his head: "My mental state is very stable. When I see a building, I want to jump. When I see a tree, I want to hang. When I see a car, I want to hit it. When I see a person, I want to curse."

Nan Zhu sneered slightly: "Morning: I'm so sleepy; Morning: I'm bored; Noon: What to eat? Afternoon: I'm bored; Evening: What to eat? Late night: Do I still have a future?

Is this a very stable mental state? "

"whee."

"..."

What are you talking about?

There is an inexplicable feeling that two people are yelling at each other, they are both furious and angry, and they are at war with each other. In the end, the other person takes out the ingredients in front of you and cooks three dishes and one soup.

No, you are from New Oriental?

Seeing that the man's forehead was beating, Mingli stopped teasing him: "The ancients said that 'hee' connects the three burners, so when you feel uncomfortable, you can make the sound of 'hee hee' to adjust your body.

So when you are angry, just say 'heehee'~

How healthy. "

Nan Zhu: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"Really?" Qi Linger was dubious.

"When have I ever lied to you?"

Everyone looked at her in silence, their eyes only revealing one signal - you are always lying to us!

"Alas, in this impetuous era, even the most basic trust between people is gone, and no one believes when honest people tell the truth.

Not only 'hee hee', 'he' tones the heart, 'shh' to clear the liver, 'hu' to clear the spleen, 'hum' to clear the lungs, and 'blow' to clear the kidneys.

Making this sound more often can protect the five internal organs. Don't say I didn't tell you something good. "

Everyone looked at each other.

A minute later, there were a few inexplicable ghost calls in the woods that were so quiet with only the chirping of birds and insects——

"hehe"

"huhu"

"Shush"

"hum"

"whee"

The animals in the forest poked their heads out: "?"

What are these two-legged beasts doing?

Please, don't go crazy, we are afraid!

Fortunately, they didn't evolve into humans back then. They were really crazy!

【Really? I do not believe】

[I think you can give it a try, there’s no harm in it anyway. 】

[Is there really no harm? Why did people on the subway look at me like I was stupid when I just tried it? 】

[Congratulations, you have discovered your true nature (love)]

At the same time, in various places across the country, people holding mobile phones suddenly made inexplicable noises.

People around: "?"

Ok?

What's going on?

A child passing by: "Mom, why is that sister giggling and hooting all the time? She looks so happy!"

My mother took a look and explained: "Maybe it was because I was playing on my mobile phone. I heard that young people nowadays are not in a good mental state and can easily become idiots staring at their mobile phones and giggling."

A trace of expectation flashed in the little boy's eyes: "Then I want to play with my mobile phone too! I also want to become a fool!"

"Ok?"

"You can become happy if you become a fool!"

"Baby, are you unhappy now?"

"I'm happy, but I won't be happy when I grow up. So I want to become a fool while I'm still happy, so that I can always be happy in the future!"

The teacher said this is called preparing for a rainy day! "

"..."

-

After more than twenty minutes of humming and laughing in the forest, everyone finally looked at Mingli and stopped.

Came to a big banyan tree.

"This is it. The treasure is on top of this tree."

Following Mingli's words, everyone looked up and searched for a long time. Until their shoulders were sore, their eyes were dry, and their jaw lines were obvious, they found one on the inconspicuous intersecting tree cross in the right corner. Small green box.

Hidden among the leaves, with a cursory glance, you can't find it at all.

"The program crew is hidden very high up. If they didn't know it was in this tree, who would have found it?"

"Can someone really go into such a deep forest for no reason? It's so boring."

The people nearby were talking to each other, but the parties involved, Mingli and Nanzhu, who had "unexpectedly gotten so deep", glanced at each other sideways, and then silently looked away.

The meaning of the eyes is obvious - you are the boring and incomprehensible person.

[Did the two-epilepsy team secretly look at each other? In the house full of guests, we looked at each other across the crowd! I hit it, I hit it]

[You two, please don’t give birth to the baby in my mobile phone! 】

[Can two people have a baby even though they are three meters apart? You CP fans, don’t be too outrageous]

[The Nanzhu is only three meters long. I saw them doing it with my own eyes. 】

[Three major highlights of Mingli’s live broadcast room—Mingli goes crazy, Mingli leads others to go crazy, and Mingli fans follow suit]

[The epileptic point is good, the epileptic point is good]

Climbing trees is just a piece of cake for a wild child like Mingli.

But the nearest branch of this big banyan tree is more than a meter away from the bottom, and the thick branches are so close that it is difficult for people to pass by.

This height and tree trunk structure make it a little difficult for Mingli to climb.

The other guests had no experience in tree climbing.

"Find some rocks to cushion you up?" This is Shen Qinggu.

"Looking for someone to use as a ladder for you to climb up?" This is Nan Lan.

"Good idea." This is Qi Linger.

Nan Lan: "I want a boy, strong, stable chassis and well-developed muscles, especially thigh muscles."

Qi Ling'er: "It's best to wear casual clothes so that your legs can be spread easily."

Qi Shang: "I'm mysophobic, don't step on me."

Shen Qinggu: "What a pity, I'm wearing a suit."

Finally, everyone turned to look at Nan Zhu, who was wearing casual sportswear.

the latter:"?"

Every word out of your mouth seems to be exactly what I described.

"Look what I'm doing? You don't think I'll let her step on me and use me as a human ladder for her, do you?

I am the dignified second son of the Nan family. I have an extraordinary IQ and am worth hundreds of billions. I am handsome, charming, and suave. I have attracted countless people to vie for my favor!

Would I use this insane woman as a human ladder? I'm mad? "

Mingli stared at him and said only two words: "Please."

"no……"

"Please."

"Ming Li, can you have some backbone? Are you talking like this? Where are your strong bones? Have you cut them into pieces and stewed them in soup?"

"Please."

"........."

The man angrily kicked the weeds at his feet: "Who are you pretending to be like this for? Maybe you are smiling in your heart now. By pretending, you can deceive me and let me be fooled. Are you happy? Are you happy?"

Okay, okay, today I went to Tiger Mountain knowing that there are tigers in the mountains!

If I didn't see through your trick and agreed to this, it would be equivalent to being fooled by you. But if I see through it and agree to this, it will not be because I have been deceived by you, but because I have high moral character. "

Nan Zhu was cursing as he walked to the big tree and squatted down in a standard horse stance, with an impatient expression on his face:

"My noble moral character is only available for a limited time, so don't wait for me to regret it."

[Nan Zhu: Today I will let everyone see what it means to level A for a big move]

[Mingli: In six words, let a man worth hundreds of billions be my human mat]

Mingli's eyebrows relaxed and he ran over: "I'll take off my shoes and step on them, so as not to stain your clothes."

"No, just step on it, it's just a set of clothes, just throw it away."

Mingli's starry eyes said: "Wow, you are so domineering, I like it so much."

"……ill."

She didn't show any pretense. She stepped on the man's tight thigh and climbed up the tree with his help.

After successfully climbing the tree, she turned her head and said with playful eyes: "My hand accidentally touched your forehead just now. It's so hot. Do you have a fever? Why don't you go back and see a doctor first?"

He lowered his eyelashes, looked away, and pursed his lips speechlessly: "My cells are having a bonfire party in my head to celebrate that today, Friday, and tomorrow are holidays and I don't have to go to work, can't you?"

other people:"?"

No, why is Cell not working during the holidays?

Are you going to die tomorrow?

However, Mingli nodded as if it was serious: "I believe in you.

I am actually a mushroom fairy who transformed into a human and came to the world in order to carry forward the madness of our mushrooms.

For some people, before meeting our fungi, the world was dark; but after meeting our fungi, the world becomes colorful!

Don’t believe it, after all, the world is so big, there are all kinds of wonders, just because you haven’t seen them doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

Remember, this is the second lesson that Teacher Diaipo teaches you! "

Everyone: "..."

Thank you, Teacher Diaipo. Listening to your words, I feel as ridiculous as eating toadstools, and my life has been sublimated!

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