After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

After the black bear finished eating the candy corn, he came over again, holding the railing with his paws, staring at Mingli with greedy eyes: "Roar", he wants more!

"Gone."

"Roar." I didn't believe it, I smelled it! Give it all to me, and I'll tell you a secret, a secret about you two-legged beasts~

"What secret?"

"Roar" I want to see Tang before talking.

Mingli took out another handful of candy corn and stuffed it into it: "This is the last one, I'll give it all to you."

The black bear happily took the candy and said, "Roar."

A few days ago, when I was digging out honey from a tree, I saw a few two-legged beasts secretly hiding something. There were people around holding the same black things as you. They must be with you.

Mingli raised his eyelids slightly:? !

"where?"

Black Bear told Mingli the location.

She quickly turned around and greeted everyone to leave. When she left, she didn't forget to throw the last handful of candy corn in her pocket in front of the black bear as a reward.

Black Bear: "?!"

"Roar!" Didn't you say it was the last one just now? Why else?

Mingli, who had already reached the corner with only her heels left, suddenly turned her head, she leaned against the wall and bared her teeth and smiled: "Do you believe what I say?

Today I want to let you know what it means to have a sinister heart! "

Black Bear: "..."

Ahhhh, damn it!

The great Bear King was actually deceived!

It used its paws to gather all the candy corns on the ground together, opened one, unwrapped it, and put it in its mouth. While eating, it burst into tears: "Roar..."

Such delicious candy, I wonder if I will be able to eat it again in the future (An Lingrong Husky Version)

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Seeing Mingli leave in a hurry, everyone was puzzled: "Why did you leave so suddenly? Where are you going?"

"Go up the mountain and find the treasure."

She promised Gu Luo not to look at the clues, but she didn't promise Gu Luo not to take the treasure.

Now that the location of the treasure has been given to her, shouldn't she be too sorry for CCTV?

What is this called?

Unintentionally planting willows to create shade, unintentionally looking for babies!

"Ah? Aren't you going?" No one knew about the deal between Mingli and Gu Luo.

"Who said that? I never said I wouldn't go treasure hunting. I just came to see the black bear first. After all, the black bear is also my friend.

In my heart, friends are much more important than a million dollars. Money has a price, but friendship is priceless! "

Everyone present was moved to tears after hearing this.

I used to think that she was crazy and full of nonsense, but I didn't expect that she was such a caring and righteous person!

What a mistake to blame her for!

Nan Zhu glanced at the others and rolled his eyes silently.

Only a devil would believe her words.

...

After everyone went deeper into the mountains, they gradually lost their way.

It's not a problem with the signal or direction, it's mainly because I don't know where the place is, so I can only follow Mingli.

"By the way, I have a way to quickly identify the direction in the wild." Mingli, who was walking in front, suddenly looked at everyone.

"What? Judging by the position of the sun?"

"No, no, no." She shook her head, picked up a stone and held it in front of everyone, "With a stone, you can quickly identify the direction."

Everyone's faces were full of curious questions.

【How to identify? 】

[You can judge by the moss on the stone]

“You only need to pick up a stone and then release it. No matter which direction you release it, the direction in which the stone will eventually fall is downward, and the opposite direction from downward is upward.

If there are no stones, you can also use leaves, fruits and other things to judge!

If you don't have these things around you, you will be the big one on the spot, and the place where you fall is also below.

Someone may want to ask, Teacher Ming, what should I do if my stool is loose?

I can tell you clearly that whether it is dry, thin or half-dry and half-thin, it has no effect at all!

Someone may want to ask again, Teacher Ming, what should I do if I can't pull it out?

It doesn't matter, if you can't pull it out, you can find someone else or an animal to pull it out, and it won't be affected in any way!

So you can rest assured that the method below is very easy to use and can be used by most people without any interference. "

Everyone: "..."

Who is asking this stupid question? !

[Master, I understand! 】

[I am jealous of her IQ for the first time! 】

[Hey, thank you, Teacher Ming. With this method, I feel like I don’t have to worry about getting lost in the future (love)]

[With this method, I feel that I can travel all over the world. I have already uninstalled the map software. Such a big software is not as simple and easy to understand as our teacher Ming! It is recommended to recruit Mr. Ming as a technical consultant! 】

"It can't be used by most people, right? It can only be used by fools like you, right? After all, normal people don't need it."

You don’t even have to turn your head, you can tell who is speaking just by smell:

"Come on, classmates, don't you know the most basic classroom etiquette of raising your hands in class?

Don't go to class, just stand in the back. By the way, copy the National Code of Conduct for Primary and Secondary School Students 30 times and give it to me before school. Don't use multiple pens to write together. "

"ill."

"They all call me Master Mie, nicknamed Tang Lao Ya."

"..." Nan Zhu looked at the others, "Why don't you say a few words? Just watch her go crazy here?"

No one replied to him.

Nan Lan raised his hand.

Mingli said with satisfaction: "Tell me."

Nan Lan then looked at the man: "We don't want to say it, because we are afraid that this is also a play between the two of you. After all, teacher-student classroom play is also very popular among young couples. Everyone knows about the fun of uniforms."

Nan Zhu frowned: "??? You are also crazy."

Nan Lan was a little shy: "People who have slept with Mingli are like this. If you don't understand, I don't blame you."

Nan Zhu: "..."

Mingli nodded happily.

There is a kind of joy that a student who has been transplanted with a pig brain suddenly enlightens and passes the Qingbei examination.

Suckling pigs can be taught!

Nan Zhu looked at Shen Qing and Gu and the others again: "Why don't you just say a few words! Are you just going to watch these two go crazy together?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Qinggu raised his hand without saying a word.

Nan Zhu: "?!"

He quickly looked at Qi Shang and Qi Ling'er: "Where are you two? I always thought you were normal people."

Then, they looked at each other and slowly raised their hands.

Nan Zhu: "!!!"

He turned to look at the photographer, "What about you?"

Even if the photographer has difficulty holding the camera with one hand, he still has to raise the other hand.

Where are these people raising their hands? What they are raising is a sharp knife to pierce Nanzhu’s belief!

It's like you thought there was only one mentally ill person around you and the others were all normal people, but then you found out that the others were wearing the same mental illness gowns under their coats, and you were actually the only normal person around you! ! !

"Crazy, all crazy!"

Nan Zhu separated directly from the crowd.

Mingli stared at him and yelled: "My classmate left the class without permission due to some noise. I'm reviewing 50 words. I won't let you go until you finish writing!"

"50 words? If you can think of it, why are you writing a novel?"

"If you say bad words, you will be fined another 50 words!"

"you……"

"If you don't raise your hand, you will be fined another 50 words!"

"..."

After three seconds of silence, Nan Zhu raised his hand.

[Nan Zhu finally lived a life that he hated]

"explain."

"Mingli is a crazy woman."

"Thank you for the compliment."

"..."

[Insults are of no use to Mingli, she just accepts everything and is even proud of it]

[I actually heard a hint of pampering and bondage in the word "Madam". Otherwise, why wouldn't Nanzhu call others "Madam" but only Mingli? He just loves her! 】

[I think you CP fans are quite crazy. Even if there is no sugar, you still refer to rocks as sugar]

[This is what we CP fans are like, thank you for the compliment (stick out your tongue)]

Mingli clapped his hands and coughed twice: "Okay, okay, it all depends on the teacher! On the first day of school, Teacher Diaipo only told everyone one truth.

In fact, the world is just a huge rookie station. Some goods are large, some are small, and some goods are not coded yet. But no matter what the goods are, they have to be sent in the end.

Go figure it out for yourself, get out of class is over! "