After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Chapter 71

The next person to win.

"Hello Sister Li, I have a problem that has been bothering me for a long time. I hope you and the people in the live broadcast room can help me solve it."

"explain."

"Tell me, why do we want to marry and have children with people we are not related to?"

As soon as the question came out, the barrage was silent for a moment.

Mingli chuckled: "Because if you marry and have children with someone you are related to, it is easy to give birth to a retard like you."

"Hey, how do you know that my dad is actually my mom's husband?"

"It's okay. Your current condition can still be cured. I'll introduce you to my previous attending doctor."

[Can you introduce it to me? My bestie needs it very much]

[Can you introduce it to me? I need it very much]

The next audience member:

"Hello, Mr. Zhongzhi, my mother is pregnant. Do you think I will be a brother or a sister?"

Mingli was silent for a moment: "Go to Bad Country, you can be a maggot there even if you want."

other side:"……"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[I didn’t realize it at first, but after thinking about it, I was right! 】

[You still know how to make things right (pointing)]

next.

"Teacher Zhongzhi, if you drink a drink, it will turn into urine, and if you eat food, it will turn into feces. If the same amount is substituted, why don't we just drink urine and eat feces? This will save the middlemen from making the difference."

Ming Li: "The person is still a handful of ashes after death. Why didn't your mother just give birth to a handful of ashes? This would save you from suffering when you come to this world."

[Body organ cells: Live, who can live longer than you, living daddy]

[If you eat shit directly, someone will have to produce it, right? Come out, you bastard! 】

【I’m jealous of your talents! 】

……

Next, the audience that Mingli Lianmai received was basically all kinds of fancy tricks. The entire live broadcast room was filled with an absurd and unhinged harmony.

"Okay, don't go crazy. I'm the last one. I'm going to eat after finishing the meal. If you want to ask me anything, please ask me right away."

After the last one was connected, the other party screamed and excited for a long time, and then said with a trembling voice: "I have three questions. Sister Li, can you really communicate with animals?"

Mingli: "Fake, next one."

【I do not believe】

[Nine out of ten sentences Mingli said are false! 】

The other party was stunned for a moment, then curiously asked: "What is the relationship between you and Nan Zhu? Is it the kind of relationship we think?"

Mingli: "Yes, you guessed it right - mother and son

Next. "

【I do not believe】

[It’s true, I was at the scene when 23-year-old Mingli gave birth to 24-year-old Nanzhu. I remember that we took out Nanzhu from Mingli’s belly in the form of a fertilized egg.

He was the only eight-pound fat boy in the hospital that day. 】

"Then why did your personality change so much after you were discharged from the hospital?"

Mingli's eyes were meaningful: "You will understand after you experience it, what is -

Don't become bad in debauchery, just become perverted in silence. "

【I believe this】

[I know, perverted sister]

[I got it, slutty sister]

[I know, perverted and slutty middle finger sister]

After answering, she hung up the phone quickly and neatly.

I looked at the total duration, and it was exactly 9 minutes and 59 seconds.

The director on the other side looked at Ming Li, who had only been chatting for ten minutes, and advised: "Why don't you talk to everyone again? You've only been on ten minutes. Which star can stay on the mic for such a short time? You're not going to do the task. Since I’m not going up to the mountains to hunt, I’ll just have a little chat with everyone.”

Mingli sipped the milk: "Please, I am not the kind of woman who is easy to get, unless you give me money.

It’s only ten minutes for free, and points will be given for more. "

director:"……"

He turned and left.

It is impossible to give points!

Seeing the bald head like this, Mingli will not continue to win.

After all, she is rebellious - she hates teachers when she is studying, hates instructors during military training, hates leaders when working, and hates directors when she is on a show.

Mingli hates everyone who puts pressure on her.

Please abide by the rule of "cat's paws on top, Mingli on cat's paws"!

Well, I talked to the United Nations.

[It can be seen that the director and Mingli have completely formed a relationship]

Not long after, other guests who went up the mountain to hunt also returned one after another.

Nan Lan wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at Mingli who was eating egg bread and milk, and frowned: "Why are you eating these for lunch? Are you trying to lose weight?"

"This is breakfast, I just woke up."

Nan Lan: "..."

Several others: "..."

damned!

You shouldn’t have to ask more!

Nan Zhu came over and said in a strange tone: "It's really a turtle falling into a salt vat. You little bastard has nothing to do with it."

Mingli took a bite of the strawberry and retorted: "You only see me fishing for fish every day, but you don't see my efforts behind the scenes..."

"Because you really didn't try hard."

"Hey, you're right. Okay, troublemaker, stop being troublesome and go make your lunch.

I really envy you that you can support yourself and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Unlike me, I can only let others bring it to me. "

The empty plastic bottle was wrapped so tightly by the man that it almost turned into a yogurt twist.

The troublemaker snorted and walked away.

Within two minutes, Ming Qiang, who was sweating profusely due to the heat, returned to the camp and saw the leisurely Ming Li, and was furious.

We are all a family, why can Mingli enjoy it while he can only work hard?

Besides, he is Mingli’s brother!

But this time Ming Qiang learned the lesson wisely. He didn't attack her immediately. Instead, he walked up to her with a smile, looked up at the sky, and said politely: "Xiao Li, it's so hot today."

"It's not hot. I've been blowing the air conditioner in the house all morning. It got a little cold before I came out to warm myself up."

"..." He laughed dryly and swept across the sumptuous food on the table. "You eat so much by yourself. Eating too much is not good for your health and can easily make you sick."

"There is no future, this is my last meal."

"...?"

"You're kidding, I want to eat everything, so I redeemed some more. Even if I can't finish it, I can save it for later or give it to others."

The man's eyes suddenly lit up: "Brother has been catching chickens in the mountains all morning. I am thirsty, tired and hungry... If you can't finish these things, why not give them to me and he will help you.

When you were little, your brother often shared things with you...

Although my brother may have said the wrong thing two days ago, you know that he cares about you, but he is not good at words and expressions, and has no other meaning. We are all a family, and we should help each other when we are on the show. Look at how close the other brothers and sisters are. "

Mingli's eyes fell on several other people in the camp——

"?"

"Cooking."

"Oh."

This is Qi Shang Qi Linger.

"."

"."

This is Gu Luo and Shen Qing Gu.

"I obviously found the fishing rod, but why did I only get one fish? Are you mute? Let me hear your excuses!"

"Just picking up a branch nearby and doing nothing else, how much credit do you think you have? Do you want me to kowtow to you to thank you for bending down with dignity? Every fish is your brother. I am kind-hearted and afraid of you. Starve to death and reward you.

The snake swallows the elephant when the human heart is weak. If you are weak, crawl away quickly. "

This is Nanzhu Nanlan.

Mingli turned his head, his slightly curved eyes gleaming, staring at Mingqiang and smiling silently.

Ming Qiang: "..."

[Hahahaha, which group seems to have a really good relationship? 】

[How about the director re-groups them? Maybe the relationship after the re-grouping will be much better than the current relationship between siblings (laughs)]

"Although we are brother and sister, when it comes to earning points by appearing on a show, you are destined for three points, you work hard for seven points, and I can't do anything about the remaining ninety points.

Don't force things in your life. If you can't earn points, it's your fate and God's will. But if I insist on giving you points and food, I'm violating God's will and will be punished by God.

You are my brother. Since you care about me so much, you don’t want me to be punished by God, right? "

"...", the man's face turned cold, "But the others didn't earn points, so why don't you give them to them too? Isn't this a punishment from God?"

Besides, you accidentally hit me yesterday. Don't you want to compensate me for mental damages? You are not an unreasonable person, right? "

Mingli looked matter-of-fact: "I hurt someone by mistake, I can compensate you, but I did it on purpose."

“You’re not going to compensate for hurting someone intentionally?!”

"I hurt someone on purpose, so I obviously wanted to hit you. I'm going to hit you, why should I compensate you? Can you figure out the logic?

Not good at looks, not good at IQ either?

Then you'd better pack up and spread your ashes as soon as possible. "

"You! You..." Ming Qiang was so angry that his body was shaking.

"If you really want compensation, I can only give you a mouthful that you like to eat."

"..." The face that was beaten yesterday suddenly felt a dull pain. The man covered his face and subconsciously took a few steps back to a safe distance. Then he pointed angrily at the woman and yelled, "Madman! You are a madman!"

While talking, he ran to other guests and staff: "Crazy! Mingli, she is a crazy person!"

There was a hint of doubt in the calm expressions of the others——

You just know?