After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Judging from the nickname and avatar of the first person drawn, he should be quite old.

"My children love to watch your live broadcast. They have been watching it on their mobile phones for the past few days. They don't even do their holiday homework! I don't know what program it is, but I watched it for a while. Everyone else was working, except you. Lying down and doing nothing.

If everyone is as lazy as you, who else will work in this society? You are a symbol of selfishness!

Young people, shouldn’t they have to endure more hardships? If you don't want to endure hardship, just make a lot of money, and wait for pie to fall from the sky every day, how can it be such a good thing? "

Mingli frowned: "Why do you have to endure hardship to make money? If the more hardship you endure, the more money you make. I believe there are a large number of people who are willing to endure hardship, but in fact hardship ≠ making money.

Please, I'm young, not delirious. "

After speaking, she hung up directly and selected the second audience member.

"You know so much about truth? You talk about nonsense every day and lead others to bad things! Since you know so much, let me test you..."

Mingli was speechless: "You like to test people so much, are you a driving test guide?"

After saying that, he cut off Lian Mai neatly.

She looked at the camera and said: "I hope the next audience member I draw will not be a fool, otherwise I won't be drawing someone, but I will be beating someone up."

the third.

"The final exam is coming soon, but what should I do if I feel sleepy every day? I can't study at all. When I study, I want to play with my mobile phone. When I read, I feel like being in a daze. This knowledge cannot enter my brain!"

Is there anything the middle finger teacher can do? Save child, how did you learn this in the first place? "

Mingli: "What the hell is Teacher Zhongzhi called? To be honest, I don't even know what you call me. Don't forget about those random names that sound very sick to you, okay?"

Please call me the richest man! "

[Wife, what else? 】

[Husband, what else? 】

[Mother-in-law, what else? 】

[Father-in-law, what else? 】

She returned to the topic: "First: It's normal to feel sleepy at school, don't worry about it. Because as we all know, school is where dreams begin.

Second: If you want to play, have fun, if you want to learn, think hard.

After all, as the saying goes, learning without thinking is a waste, and learning without thinking is a pleasure.

If you don't want to study, don't force yourself to study. You can sleep all day and play and just daze all day. Anyway, I'm not the one who failed the exam at the end of the semester.

Third: I won’t make up the third point, forget it, I’ve said it all, let’s make it up. "

other side:"……"

[Silly boy, I advise you, study hard! 】

[Silly boy, stop studying. I’ve already finished the final exam anyway. 】

[Silly boy, stop reading. Anyway, I have already graduated and found a job. 】

[Silly boy, stop living. Anyway, I have bought a cemetery and prepared to bury you. 】

[In ancient times, there were parents who beat up the mandarin ducks, but now there are spectators who cross the river and tear down the bridge! There are still many good people in this world! 】

The next audience member who was drawn sounded very excited.

"Lijie, Lijie, why are you chasing after me? I like him so much, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me. He ignores me when I send him messages. What should I do? Help me, I feel like you are here He seems to be very good at this.”

Mingli was stunned for a moment before she realized what "crossing shit" was.

"First of all, I was single and have never been in love. I am just a master of theory, but a waste of practice, so what I say does not have any reference, so don't believe it too much."

The girl didn't care: "It's okay, the answers at the back of the exercise book are called 'reference answers', right?"

[Let me just say that the people who chase Mingli are not just ordinary people! 】

[I like staying here very much. They are all talented people and they speak well. 】

"In a word - the more the red beans are cooked, the more bitter they become; the more the tortillas are stewed, the more tonic they are; lovesickness is worthless, and the more the tortoises are stewed, the more nourishing they are; acacia is worthless, and a pound of tortoise is eighty."

The girl was slightly stunned: "You mean you want me to give up on him, then go into the tortoise breeding and selling business, make a lot of money and become a rich woman, and then come back and support him with money?"

At that time, he had to obey even if he didn’t want to! ? "

Mingli: "..."

For the first time, I saw both the business brain and the love brain in one person.

"In short, my suggestion is to make yourself rich first, and then consider other things. Money and peace are the most important."

"Okay, thank you, Sister Li!"

"It's nothing. I just opened my mouth. I won't waste much saliva. It's just that if you cause trouble in the future, just don't accuse me."

[She really made me cry to death! 】

Next connection.

"Sister, I don't have a brain for love. I just want to ask how I should make a life plan since I'm going to high school soon."

“Any plan that is not based on self-control and execution is empty talk.

Let’s put it this way, I used to like to make plans, but it’s just like when you browse a weight loss video and click to save it, it just sits there gathering dust——

Plans were made, but basically none of them were executed as planned.

Just like in my life plan, I should be a well-read poetry and gentle girl, but now only 25% of the plan has been completed. "

"Which?"

"Only 'sat' and 'plague'."

"..."

[You can see it, I like to get sick after eating a lot. 】

"So, first improve your self-control and execution ability, and then think about making plans. Otherwise, it will be in vain, and you will look like you have planned and put in effort."

"OK, thanks!"

[I just said that the more I listen to it, the more familiar it becomes. It turns out that I am the one who loves to make plans but never fully execute them (crying loudly)]

[I like to plan the future for myself, but I don’t like to move or work hard. This kind of deceiving myself is really fascinating (laughing)]

[To tell the truth, I am living like this today. Apart from other factors, I do have a certain amount of responsibility. 】

"Teacher Zhongzhi, what should I do if I love studying too much? I don't know why. I just like reading but I study without restraint. I feel like my body is damaged by my studying."

Mingli was shocked: "Are you crazy? You are addicted to studying!!!

Do you know this kind of thing is scary? It seems very harmless, but once you are completely contaminated, it can become addictive, slowly consuming your energy and emptying your body! In the end, he became a walking zombie that could only learn! "

“Then what should I do? I feel like I can’t quit!

I used to only study in classrooms and libraries, but now I can't help but want to study in my dormitory, canteen, even on the playground and while walking...

If I don’t study, I feel uncomfortable all over, as if there are bugs crawling on me! But as soon as I read the book and learned it, I felt comfortable all over and my pores were dilated...

what do I do? help me! "

"In this case, I will give you a prescription.

You first download Genshin Impact, Egg Boy Party, King of Glory, Peace Elite, Happy Xiaoxiaole, Love of Light and Night... these games, once a day, preferably after lunch——

Act as a diversion.

Then put relevant domestic and foreign textbooks and literature on mathematics, physics, chemistry, medicine, law, machinery, computers, and aerospace on the bedside, and read and study them carefully, once in the morning and once in the evening——

It plays the role of fighting poison with poison.

At the same time, you can talk about love or hang out with friends——

Plays a role in mood regulation.

Finally, develop other interests, such as eating some croton and letting out a bunch of farts and then chasing them until you catch the farts——

Play the role of killing free time.

Follow the prescriptions I prescribe honestly and conscientiously. As long as you are not a stubborn study addict, you can usually get rid of it.

Come on, you are not fighting alone! I will accompany you to tide over the difficulties together! "

[I will also accompany you to tide over the difficulties together! 】

[My addiction is not that strong, and I need to prescribe the right medicine when seeing a doctor, so I’ll forget about fighting poison with poison. I’ll just use a few other methods! 】

[Forget it about spending free time, diverting attention and regulating emotions are more suitable for me. come on! Let's get through this together! 】

[I was moved to tears, there is true love in the world! (crying loudly)]