After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

No joke, he was really sweating this time.

The director took a few steps back and coughed lightly with evasive eyes: "How about this? The program team will give each guest 5 points as breakfast points for free every day."

Before Mingli could say anything, he struck preemptively:

"Five, eight, forty, that's forty points! Don't underestimate these forty points. It's not easy to leave home and work hard for just a small number of points..."

Mingli looked down upon him and said: "The best scholar."

director:"……"

What else can we do? !

We can only defeat magic with magic!

Mingli waved his hands indifferently and looked at the other guests: "I won this place for you, and the rest is up to you.

Others can pave the way for you, but you still have to walk your own path in the end. After all, we just meet by chance, and there is no such thing as a banquet that never ends..."

Except for a few individuals, most of the guests were quite moved.

After all, they are the beneficiaries.

Although it's not much, but as Mingli said, you still have to do your own things. Even if there are others to help, there is no such thing as a banquet...

"But if you insist on inviting me, we can meet again next time."

"...?"

The game continues.

"2Strong people never complain about their environment."

Mingli: "I'm not a strong person, so I can complain if I want. Next one!"

"3 Appropriate hardship can reduce anger."

Mingli: "Experiencing hardship will not reduce the anger, it will only make it more and more angry. Next!"

"4Only 15% of people in this world can pass mathematics!"

Mingli: "Yes, I am the remaining 95%, the next one!"

"5 None of us were wrong, we just met at the wrong time."

Mingli: "When the right person comes to you at the wrong time, just like you are running away in the toilet, but he opens the door with cake, fried chicken and milk tea to wish you a happy birthday and tell you to eat quickly, otherwise it will be cold later. Now. Next one!”

……

The director read one sentence and answered the other, and after reading it, he urged the next one.

The barrage is full of——

【Mingli Shark is crazy! 】

After all the questions were read, the director came out of the immersive combat state.

He looked at the staff and said, "Rate it."

Everyone at the judges’ table: “…”

How to fight this?

Only Mingli answered these questions, and no other guests had a word!

The director came back to his senses and looked at Mingli in astonishment: "You deliberately led me to immerse myself in it, and at the same time, you also hinted at me with urging words! Mingli, you are so vicious and scheming!"

"What does it have to do with me if you take the lead? Besides, other people could have answered with me when I answered, but they didn't. Why?

Some people don’t want to, some people are just pretending, and some people want to but their reaction ability, thinking ability, and speaking ability are not as good as mine. Anyway, they are not as good as me in everything. I won’t say who they are.

Okay, my sister’s strength is here, let’s rate it.

Hurry up to the next question. Sister, win early and disband early. Everyone is waiting to go back and take a nap.

Just your grinding, you delayed one of us for 15 minutes, eight of us is 120 minutes. One inch of time and one inch of gold, taking the average, one inch of time is 72 minutes, 120 minutes is 1.67 inches of gold, one inch of gold is 713 grams, 1.67 inches of gold is 1191 grams, one gram of gold counts you 500 yuan, and those 120 minutes are yuan.

You now owe us nearly 600,000 yuan, which is one million yuan if you round up!

Do you want to owe more? "

director:"……"

Guest: "..."

audience:"……"

[Aren’t you pretty good at math? ! 】

[I declare that she is a genius! 】

[Five-star General MacArthur, who was far away in the United States, once said that the world of mathematics cannot lose Mingli, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem. In front of Mingli, even though I have an IQ of 250, I will lower my head and worship her as my king! 】

After being stunned for three seconds, the bald head, sweating again, swallowed his saliva and shouted quickly: "Mingli has 3 points, temporarily ranked first, what else is behind? Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"In the last segment, the guests are asked to give a piece of life advice to the audience based on their own life experiences."

Ming Qiang raised his hand and clenched his fist, cheering and cheering: "Even if you are in adversity, you must fight tenaciously, work hard, and only by enduring hardship can you become a master!"

[Poke, times have changed. If you eat bitterly, you will have a steady stream of bitterness]

Gu Luo: "Everyone should learn to love themselves. If you want to be loved, you should love yourself first. No matter you are a boy or a girl, I hope you can all love yourself."

After saying that, she turned her head slightly and smiled softly at the camera.

The left side of her face is her best angle.

[Woo woo woo, I feel like Luo Luo is a very gentle person like Brother Shen! As expected of brothers and sisters! Awesome, I really like Gu Luo! Really like a little fairy! 】

Qi Shang said expressionlessly: "Everything that happens is beneficial to me."

【everything will get better! 】

Qi Linger thought for a moment: "Everything you face and come into contact with shapes you as a person, just like every gust of wind blowing on a stone and every drop of water falling on it."

[Life beat me repeatedly, and my flesh became chewy and elastic]

Shen Qing frowned slightly: "Garbage is just misplaced resources.

Therefore, when you fail, please do not attribute the cause too much to yourself, and do not feel anxious about yourself. It may be that you have not found the right and appropriate way forward and the direction of your efforts. "

[Thank you, I was doubting myself because I was so bad in the exam. Now that I think about it, I may not be suitable for the postgraduate entrance examination at all. I am suitable for roasting sweet potatoes! 】

Nan Lan: "Don't search for your illness on the Internet if you have nothing to do. Once, at three o'clock in the morning, I was diagnosed with depression, mania, autism and persecution delusion at the same time."

[Yes, the Internet is not accurate at all! Before, when I felt uncomfortable with my ears, I checked online and found out that I had otitis media. I didn’t believe it, so I went to the hospital for a checkup, and finally found out that I was deaf (laughs)]

Nan Zhu: "There is no obstacle in life that cannot be overcome. If you cannot overcome it, it is because you have no money. If you really cannot overcome it, it is because you do not have enough money."

[My younger brother had a difficult delivery and gave birth first]

[The corpse is a little uncomfortable, so I got off first]

[The coffin board is a little weak, so I put it down first]

Mingli: "There will always be people stuffing lightbulbs in their mouths, there will always be people licking the railings in winter, and you will never be loved.

Dogs are being caught everywhere lately, so be careful, you undesirable dog licker. "

[Brother, delete it, I don’t care, I’ll forget about it later]

[It feels so good, this feeling of being exposed is so good, I forgot about it later]

[I am a clown in the circus, a monkey in the zoo, the two biggest playing cards, I forgot about it later]

She added: "Just kidding, let's say it again.

No one can always help you, no one can always rely on you, and no one can give you all the security you need.

Don't run away from reality, and don't wrap yourself in a self-woven cocoon and muddle along.

The cocoon will get bigger and bigger, and you will sink deeper and deeper.

Breaking the old self and shaping the new self is a very difficult and time-consuming process, but if you want to break out of the cocoon and regain a new life, self-salvation is the most correct choice. "

Everyone was stunned.

Even the dense barrage seemed to freeze at this moment.

她…

The next second, Mingli smiled slyly, as if he was succeeding: "I'm just pretending to be awesome. How about it? I'm awesome, right?"

Everyone: "..."

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Since someone is here, let me just say a few words (I won’t put it in Zuo Hua because there is something wrong with Rotten Persimmon. Zuo Hua often doesn’t show up. I’m also very annoyed or2)

1. The character design of Nanzhu is a hot-tempered, hot-tempered and arrogant character (emphasis added). The name comes from "Cangshan Mountain bears snow, and the sky is brightly lit to the south". It is not a random homophonic choice! Mingli understands the truth, I believe everyone can see that he is just like his name. The name just happens to be a pair of CP names (Am I really a naming genius?)

2. The introduction and beginning explain that there is a male protagonist. If you want to read a non-CP story, you can directly read the non-CP story instead of changing the cp story to a non-CP story. If you want to eat light food, go directly to a light food restaurant instead of walking into a fried chicken restaurant and asking the fried chicken boss to sell light food instead.

3. Recommend my completed old book "Shadiao, regardless of the source, I am Erha, please remember" (I love eating roasted gluten), nonsensical sand sculptures of heartwarming cookies, if you are interested, you can search it~

4. Why don’t you, babies, click on reminders or leave positive comments? Is it because my hands are cold?