After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous
Chapter 51 Co-authored: I don’t do anything every day, so I am chronically committing suicide?
Games start.
"The first question is a fragment of a song. Please use vocabulary to summarize your feelings based on this fragment."
As soon as the words fell, the speaker played a delicate and melodious ethereal male voice: "The past is flowing in your eyes, forgetting and piecing it together, as I clasped my hands piously, I only hope that you can be saved..."
Nan Zhu is very fast: "Redemption, love and hate, emotional entanglements."
The others nodded silently.
That's what they almost heard.
Mingli was not to be outdone: "Take exams, pray, and the teacher is trying to catch me."
Everyone stared at her: "?"
She explained:
“The past flows in your eyes: during exams, the knowledge you have learned before comes back to you;
Piecing together while forgetting: I have forgotten all the demerits, but I still have to think hard and try my best to piece together the answers in order to score;
For example, I clasped my hands together devoutly: After finishing the exam, I clasped my hands together in a sincere prayer and made a wish;
I only hope you can be saved: Teacher, Caicai, Laolao, I want to pass. "
"..."
[Is she really a genius? ! 】
[Suddenly switched from a porn channel to a more abusive channel! 】
[Having just finished the exam, I think it’s very appropriate! 】
After one minute, the staff as referees finished the scoring.
Mingli: 6 votes; Nanzhu: 4 votes
Although the director himself thought this result was ridiculous, he still had to announce: "Mingli scored 1 point."
Nan Zhu frowned.
"Second question, continue the story, please listen.
The president threw out a card: Don’t you want to give money to your dad for medical treatment? Here is half a million!
Tears welled up in Xiao Baihua's eyes, with gratitude in her eyes: Thank you, although my family is poor, I can't ask for your money in vain...
The man lifted her chin and smiled evilly: Then sell yourself to me? Um?
Xiao Baihua was stunned for a moment, looking at the man's handsome face, broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, her cheeks were slightly red, and she nodded shyly.
Then——"
Nan Lan: "The two of them immediately fell in love with each other, seven times in one night!"
Nan Zhu: "The president sent the woman to his opponent's bed."
Mingli: "The president sent the woman to the Northeast to sell ginseng."
The three of them spoke almost at the same time as quickly as possible.
other people:"……"
Shen Qinggu chuckled: "Your answers hide the books you have read, the roads you have traveled, and the people and things you have seen."
Three people: "..."
[Nan Lan: I have read countless articles, yellow waste;
Nanzhu: Destroys flowers with ruthless hands and is unkind;
Mingli: Mr. Sha Diao CEO, abide by the rules and laws! 】
【Nanlan you...】
[I'm sorry, Nan Lan and I were sweating when we answered the same question]
Mingli glanced at Nanlan and said, "Hey, a 21-year-old innocent little mother, she keeps her secrets secret."
The girl's whole neck turned red, and she murmured in a low voice: "I, I read that many novels on the Internet are written like this. It has nothing to do with me. I am just repeating it! Repeat it! Repeat it! Repeat it... Important Repeat it ten times!"
Mingli narrowed his eyes slightly.
Do the people in the Nan family have any embarrassing KPIs to contend with? !
Tsk.
Just like teasing a puppy.
One is docile, the other barks fiercely.
The voting came out, and Mingli was far ahead with an extremely strong vote count - ten votes!
Obviously, here are all law-abiding people——
No drugs, no gambling, no pornography.
Director: "Mingli has 2 points, temporarily ranked first."
[Current competition situation: In the first question, Mingli won because of public opinion; in the second question, Mingli won because of his enlightenment! Let's look forward to everyone's performance next. Can Mingli take the lead and win the final victory? Or is it being gradually approached by other rising stars? ! 】
"The third question, what is your evaluation of the following quotation?
1 Skipping breakfast is chronic suicide! Playing with mobile phones is also chronic suicide! Staying up late is also chronic suicide! "
This time it was finally the others' turn to speak.
Gu Luo quickly answered: "If you don't eat breakfast, you will easily get stomach problems. Playing with mobile phones is bad for your eyes and causes eye diseases. Staying up late is bad for all aspects of the body. No matter which one of them lasts for a long time, it will easily cause damage to the body. It can indeed be called For chronic suicide.
So I usually eat breakfast on time every day, don’t use my mobile phone very much, but get close to nature, and I have always maintained the habit of going to bed early and getting up early to exercise. Your body is your own. I hope everyone can take good care of their body and don’t regret it later when you get sick. "
After saying that, she was already applauding herself in her heart.
Self-discipline + positive energy + preparation for a rainy day.
Her words were all smoothed out, and even if Mingli wanted to say it, it would definitely not be as good as hers.
【Yes! like! My body is my own, so I have to have fun and have a good time when I’m young, otherwise I won’t be able to play or endure it when I’m old (naughty)]
[Playing with mobile phones not only reduces our lifespan, but also the lifespan of mobile phones! So I suggest that everyone send their phones to me for safekeeping in order to ensure their longevity. This way, it’s good for you, your phone, and me (love)]
[Damn phone dealer, you just want to steal my little phone! Do you know how much pain I suffered giving birth to it? I wiped dishes for two months! I buy nice clothes for it and take care of its skin from time to time...]
[Laughing to death, that person is still committing suicide slowly. 】
Nan Zhu: "I don't do anything every day, so I am committing suicide slowly?"
Mingli didn't say anything, but took advantage of everyone's unpreparedness and quickly collected all the ten judges and Gu Luo's mobile phones on the table.
Everyone: "?"
"I think you're right! One more minute of playing with your cell phone will shorten your life span by one minute! A cell phone is something that will shorten your life span!
And at night, I will keep an eye on you. You must go to bed before ten o'clock! Don’t ignore advice, accumulate small things and make a big difference. If you develop the habit of staying up late, you will die! "
Finally, her eyes fell on the director, "Since skipping breakfast is equivalent to chronic suicide, director, are you committing murder in disguise if you don't give us enough points for everyone to have breakfast?"
man:"???"
[Director: I admit, at this moment, I panicked! 】
In the end, Mingli won full marks from the judges and director for "Invisible Threat"!
She returned the phone with a smile, looking quite harmless: "Playing with mobile phones is not good for your health. When you have nothing to do, you can help us guests cook, move things, etc., and you can also exercise yourself.
Staying up late is chronic suicide, playing with mobile phones is also chronic suicide, staying up late and playing with mobile phones accelerates suicide!
I am very domineering and will not allow you to die early. I want all of you to live to be a hundred years old! So you must go to bed before ten o'clock in the evening. I will check then. "
The woman patted the director on the shoulder again and said with a playful smile: "Not eating breakfast is a chronic suicide! Director, you don't want to bear the burden of human life, right?
So I think you should provide us breakfast for free, what do you think? "
director:"……"
He subconsciously raised his hand and touched the large reflective head.
The sweat on the top of his head was also smeared on his face.
The corners of his eyes were shining brightly in the sunlight.
Mingli frowned: "What does it look like when a man has a big butt and cries?"
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