Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie didn't go to Zhang Qiling's wedding banquet in the end. He just wanted to attend the ceremony. He didn't like to join in this kind of excitement.

I don’t want to socialize, I just want to take care of my kids, hey~

I just didn’t expect that Zhang Qiling’s wedding would be a “tour”!

I have taken a group of Zhang family members to the Zhangjia Ancient Building and Changbai Mountain to worship their ancestors. This sense of ritual...

Anyway, the new otaku——Wu Xie.

I don’t feel that there are any changes in my life. I should eat and drink as I should.

Because of the existence of "pets", ordinary life seems to be a bit chaotic.

"Ahhhhh!" Wu Xie looked at the floor he had just swept and was pooped by the chickens running all over the floor. He yelled in collapse and rolled up his sleeves. "I have to lock you all in today." Not in a cage!”

"Chi chi chi..."

"Jiji? Ga—"

"The world is finally quiet." After finishing the chicken, Wu Xie could finally do housework with peace of mind.

"If you make any more noise, I'll stew you all."

When the younger brother came back, Wu Xie was dozing off on the recliner.

Seeing the chickens placed in the three chicken coops in the corner, I shook my head helplessly.

Whose adult buys chickens for fun, twenty or thirty at a time? It's not a breeding farm, how can it be raised?

The chickens grew bigger and bigger. Wu Xie couldn't fit in one chicken coop, so he bought another one. As a result, he couldn't fit two chicken coops, so he bought three. He doesn't know how many he will buy in the future...

If uncle didn't like it, I would have given away all these chickens!

That's right, I always thought that Wu Xie liked half-sized chickens, so I kept buying them.

"Brother is back?" Wu Xie wiped his face and woke up.

"Uncle, let's put these chickens back into the mountains. There are too many of them." The little brother squatted in front of the chicken coop and said rather distressedly.

Wu Xie, who had this intention, said: "Okay, okay! Sorry, I accidentally bought too much."

After all, why did these chickens weigh less than half a pound when they were born?

Wu Xie, who bought it by the pound, accidentally bought too much.

Wu Xie and his brother happily released these chicks into the wild, leaving only the two stupidest ones.

Because I'm afraid they will die stupidly in the wild...

Until one day, Zhang Haiming came over and cried.

"Qi Yu!!!"

"What, what's wrong?" Wu Xie was startled and asked, "You didn't go with Zhang Qiling?"

Zhang Haiming was full of resentment, "The patriarch asked me to stay and guard the family."

"Oh -" Wu Xie felt embarrassed when he saw him, "Then what do you want from me?"

"Did you let those chickens in the back mountain go!!!!!!!"

"yes﹏"

Zhang Haiming said frantically: "I finally have a place to sleep, but even my last piece of pure land has been polluted by you! (╥╯﹏╰╥)? Those chickens are running all over the mountains and fields, and they are there all day long. Cack-clack-clack-clack.”

Zhang Haiming pointed to his eyes, "Look at my dark circles and red bloodshot eyes! How do you want me to live! How do I sleep?"

Wu Xie: "..."

"Hug... I'm sorry..." Wu Xie looked at him guiltily, "I didn't think much of it at the time. I'll go help you catch them."

Zhang Haiming cried and howled: "Go quickly! Wuwuwuwu...I'm going to die suddenly, Wuwuwuwu..."

"Okay, okay! Right now."

Catching chickens is not an easy task. The mountain behind is so big that there is too much space for the chickens to perform. Running all over the mountain is very tiring for Wu Xian.

Panting: "Huh - when will Zhang Qiling come back? If you keep patiently, when he comes back, I'll let him catch you. This is too difficult!"

He had been busy all afternoon and only caught three. How many had he released at that time?

Twenty-five or twenty-six?

This would tire him out.

"The patriarch won't come back until next month...??????????You have to be responsible..." Zhang Haiming howled in grievance.

Just howl but not cry.

Wu Xie said distressedly: "It will take me several days to catch this. Brother, they work so hard every day. I can't let them catch it, right?"

As for why Zhang Haiming didn’t catch him himself?

Of course he was afraid of chickens, otherwise in countless sleepless nights, he would have assassinated chickens all night long (*?????)

"Do you have any friends?" Wu Xie asked.

"They all followed the clan leader. Wuwuwuwu." Zhang Haiming's cry suddenly stopped, "I think there is another one."

Then he got even sadder, "But I can't control him, woo woo woo..."

Zhang Haiming's howl coupled with the three flapping and clucking chickens that Wu Xie was holding made the chickens as big as his head and two chickens noisy.

"Stop! Let me ask for you." Wu Xie stopped him.

Zhang Haiming took Wu Xie to find his "only" friend.

"Button button button - button button - button"

Wu Xie knocked on the door for a long time but no one opened it, so he asked, "Are you sure there is someone?"

"I heard him inside! Zhang Haiyue! Open the door quickly!" Zhang Haiming shouted: "Yueyue! Open the door for me!"

Month, month?

Wu Xie hated the cold and screamed so disgustingly.

"Hey, it couldn't be the person you have a crush on, right?" Wu Xie winked at him and joked.

"What? Don't talk nonsense, Yueyue is a boy!"

Oh~ misunderstood~

Wu Xie sighed sadly, but he became more and more interested in Yueyue.

"Squeak-"

The door opened.

Oh, what a cold face.

Zhang Haiming hid behind Wu Xie and whispered: "MD, this is so fierce."

Wu Xie and the young man stared at each other with big eyes.

Zhang Haiyue frowned at them and said coldly: "What's the matter?"

"I remember!" Wu Xie suddenly said: "You are the man who stopped me from seeing Zhang Qiling that day!"

"..." Zhang Haiyue: "Is something wrong?"

I almost forgot about business.

Wu Xie nervously geared up, "Yueyue, I was so embarrassed last time..."

Zhang Haiyue interrupted his attempted tirade and said, "Let's get down to business."

"Oh, that's right, we want to ask you to do us a favor..."

"Suddenly there are a bunch of chickens in the back mountain. They are so noisy that Hai Ming can't sleep. We would like to ask you to help catch them."

Zhang Haiyue said softly: "Let's go."

"Eh?" Did you agree so easily?

Wu Xie looked at Zhang Haiming and said with his eyes: Your friend is cold-faced and warm-hearted, but he is quite easy to talk to.

Zhang Haiming: I didn’t expect it either...

However, happiness came too suddenly. Zhang Haiming immediately came to Zhang Haiyue and said flatteringly: "Yueyue~ Thank you, Mrs. Ma'am~"

Damn~

Zhang Haiyue slapped him on the face and coldly pushed Zhang Haiming's flattering face away.

"Don't call me that."

"Okay~Xiao Yueyue~"

Zhang Haiyue: "..."

Wu Xie touched his chin from behind, looked at the two of them and thought: This sea moon is a bit weird.

Wu Xie thought of something again and shouted: "Don't kill the chickens when you catch them! If you catch them, return them to me, and I'll release them on a different hill!"

Zhang Haiming turned his back to Wu Xie and waved, "I know!"

So Wu Xie went home to cook with peace of mind.

Those who can do the hard work, leave this physical work to these young people~