Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

It has to be said that Wu Xie's origami plan evolved into making toys for his little brother.

"Brother! What do you think of my gun? It's more valuable than the paper crane last time." Wu Xie fiddled with his small revolver made of paper, "It's really good. Compared with when I was a child, my skills need to be improved. Diligence.”

The little brother looked at the vulnerable paper gun and asked, "Are you going to give this to the clan leader?"

"Of course not. His one was too difficult and destroyed too many of my brain cells. I have given up." Wu Xie waved his hand and pointed his pistol at the little yellow chicken running around the house.

"biu~~biubiu~"

Bro:"......"

He can be called the king of childishness.

A small paper ball hit the chick who was eating rice. The bright yellow head raised in fright and looked around in panic.

In conjunction with Wu Xie's ventriloquism, dozens of paper balls fell on it, scaring the chicken into fluttering and spreading its fledgling wings.

Originally, I was still wondering, can this paper gun really shoot things?

He saw Wu Xie's hand on the wrist holding the gun, and he kept ejecting paper balls with his fingertips.

"..."

Hit the chick's ass right in the middle,

The little brother picked up the chicken speechlessly and put it back in the chicken coop.

Wu Xie put down his hands excitedly, and a small hair ball got into his pants. Wu Xie raised his feet and looked at the chicken that fell to the ground, and suddenly he had a plan in his mind.

"I know what to give!"

Wu Xie immediately took his brother to the town and picked the smartest little native dog.

"Ah woo~" the soft and cute little voice said.

The little puppy, which had not yet been weaned, was held by Wu Xie by the back of its neck, and its short limbs were kicked around.

"Not bad, just this one." Wu Xie paid immediately.

Haike, who came with him, twitched his lips and said with difficulty: "You... want to give this to the clan leader?"

"Eight copper coins for a bitch?!"

Wu Xie said proudly: "What do you know? After my training, this dog will definitely become an elite in the dog world!"

"..."

Was Wu Xie the dog given away in the end?

Of course I sent it, but instead of sending it to the wedding banquet openly, I sent it to Zhang Qiling's gate in advance.

"Hey, it's a rare visitor."

When Wu Xie went there, Zhang Qiling happened to be practicing his sword in the yard. When he saw him, he stopped his sword and said in surprise.

Wu Xie carried the vegetable basket and said, "I'm here to give you a gift."

Zhang Qiling was flattered and said, "Oh, please sit down, please sit down. It's a waste of money."

"How much? I'll have someone pay the money for you."

Wu Xie put down his things, sat on the stool, stretched out the wrinkles on his pants, and then said, "What do you want to pay? I've already paid."

"Have you paid? What did you pay with? You don't have credit?" Zhang Qiling said in surprise. Wu Xie was lying at home all day long. There was no source of income. The "pocket money" was all allocated by him.

He knew very well how many people Wu Xie had in his pocket. How could he have the money to buy him anything?

Wu Xie let out a dissatisfied "tsk", "Am I the kind of person who likes credit?"

It looks similar to me...

Zhang Qiling whispered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it on his face.

After all, Wu Xie had a bad temper and had unilaterally cut off contact with him after the last incident. It was rare that he was willing to come to his yard again, but he didn't dare to offend this kid, otherwise he didn't know what arrogance he would say.

"It doesn't look like it. Look, I bothered you to make a special trip. Next time there is such a good thing, just shout and I will go and get it myself."

Wu Xie was very satisfied after hearing this and nodded repeatedly, "I'm not doing this just for your sake. I'm giving this to the bride."

"Hmm -" Zhang Qiling looked Wu Xie up and down. He didn't look like he had anything on him...

His eyes turned suspiciously to the bamboo basket Wu Xie brought, "Inside...inside?"

Wu Xie nodded, patted the cover of the basket, "Open it and take a look."

Using this thing to store... doesn't look expensive, and it is indeed in line with Wu Xie's virtue.

It's something he can do.

However, Zhang Qiling really couldn't think of what Wu Xie could give him. He was so curious that he eagerly opened the lid.

"Ouch~" The cute dog attacks!

As soon as the lid was opened, the little puppy immediately raised its front paws and whined at Zhang Qiling. A big red bow was tied around its neck to match the occasion.

"Ouch, ouch~ concave——"

"..."

Zhang Qiling twitched the corner of his mouth and shook his head helplessly. This was indeed something that only Wu Xie could do.

"Ouch-ow~~"

"How is it? This is the smartest one among the native dogs." Wu Xie looked quite proud, "I taught him!"

"Pfft~"

I don’t know which of Wu Xie’s words amused Zhang Qiling. His smile became more and more intense, and finally it evolved from a low laugh to a big laugh: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Wu Xie crossed his arms angrily, "Smile, laugh, laugh, laugh!"

Dog: "Oooh!"

"Shut up!"

After Wu Xie gave the order, Zhang Qiling and the puppy both fell silent and looked at him silently.

"Whew, jump!" Wu Xie started to tease the puppy unconvinced. He wanted to show off his housekeeping skills!

"Twirl in circles, sit down, shake hands..."

The puppies were obedient and did as they were told.

Zhang Qiling looked at it and wondered, "How can he understand human nature at such a young age?"

"That's what I taught you!"

Zhang Qiling picked up the dog and asked, "What's its name?"

"Little Eight."

"Why?"

Wu Xie said matter-of-factly: "Because I bought it for eight copper coins."

Zhang Qiling: "..."

have to,

The dog does not think the family is poor, and the man does not think the dog is cheap.

Wu Xie reminded: "Remember to raise this dog with your sister-in-law."

"Why? Isn't this given to me?"

"Tsk, who said it was given to you? It was given to you two!" Seeing Zhang Qiling still looking at him with a puzzled expression, Wu Xie explained: "Aren't you Zhang family members not very good at it? You and the bride have no relationship foundation, so life will be difficult in the future -

So before you have no children to maintain your relationship, this son of a bitch is the bond between you and your husband~

Don't put on that stinky face of yours all day long, but don't ever wrong that girl. "

What the hell?

Wu Xingluo babbled a lot, but Zhang Qiling only heard the first sentence.

No?

"Are you looking for a fight? Who can't do it?" Zhang Qiling grabbed Wu Xie's back collar and lifted him up like a puppy.

Roaring: "You can't do it!"

Wu Xie picked his ears, and like a slippery loach, he nimbly escaped Zhang Qiling's clutches, "What I said is the truth! You Zhang family just can't do it! It's difficult to have children, and it's a problem to continue the family line!"

"Don't run away if you can!"

"I'll run away, just--"

Wu Xie fled, leaving Gouzi and Zhang Qiling looking at each other.

"md, this fucking thing..."