Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

After a brief chat, because there was really nothing at home and they couldn't even cook a decent meal for lunch, Wu's mother suggested that the family go out to buy groceries and go to the supermarket at the same time.

Wu Xie said lazily: "Don't bother, we can just order takeout at noon, and go buy groceries in the afternoon, I don't feel like moving~"

"No, takeout is so unhealthy, and the food is fresh in the morning!" Wu's mother pulled Wu Xie up from the sofa, "You don't know how to sit or stand properly! Look at those young people, they sit so straight, you should learn from them!"

This young man refers to the young brother.

Wu Xie said coquettishly: "Oh! He is like this, and he is not a young man, he is older than me."

Speak out and scare you to death!

"Oh?" Wu's mother obviously didn't believe it. Her son was good-looking and didn't look old. This time when they met, he looked younger than he had been two years ago, a bit like rejuvenation. This young man looked younger than her son. How could he be older than her son?

"Is this true? Don't try to scare me, little brat!"

It was hard to explain the young man's story to others, so Wu Xie laughed and said, "Of course it's fake."

Wu's mother pulled his ear.

"Ah! Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, Mom, I was wrong, please let go." Wu Xie cried out in pain.

Wu's mother let go, "If I don't beat him for three days, he'll tear the roof off the house!"

In just a few minutes, he has gone from a little sweetheart to a little piece of trash.

Wu Xie covered his ears and glared at the young man fiercely.

It's all your fault!

Zhang Qiling's perspective: Player Wu Xie is sending you a wink~

Ordinary people's life starts with buying groceries and cooking. Wu's mother is keen on going to the vegetable market and the supermarket with the whole family to buy groceries. No one is left out in the whole family, and they all go to the vegetable market in a lively manner.

"Xiao Xie, what can you cook?" Mother Wu asked, "Mom will help you choose."

"Just make what you like to eat, mom. I know a little bit of chicken, duck, fish and meat." Wu Xie replied, looking at the dazzling array of stalls in the market.

"Hey," Wu's mother suddenly pulled Wu Xie aside and asked mysteriously in Hangzhou dialect, "Are you dating someone?"

"What friends?" Wu Xie asked stupidly.

"Tsk, girlfriend~" Mother Wu hated her son for being such a blockhead. She continued to ask in Hangzhou dialect, "Did you learn to cook just to chase girls? When will you bring her home to see you? You're already grown up."

"That's not true, Mom, don't talk nonsense!" Wu Xie frowned. He didn't like going home before, but he couldn't stand their urging to get married. He also replied in Hangzhou dialect: "My friends are all here today, let's not talk about these unhappy things, okay? Even if your son is a bachelor for his whole life, he has a group of brothers to take care of each other. As for that little brother, with his age, he can at least take care of me in my old age, so don't worry about it!"

Mother Wu hit him, "How can you be like this? Doesn't the boy know? Doesn't he have a family and parents? He even took care of you until the end of your life. You are out of your mind. You are just daydreaming!"

Wu Xie: "Anyway, I don't care. I don't want to argue with you about this today. My children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. If I don't have any children and grandchildren, I will enjoy my blessings. My blessings are still to come!"

"What a fallacy! What a fallacy!" Wu's mother simply ignored him and went to the vegetable market to chat with her familiar sisters.

He must have gone there to complain about Wu Xie.

Fatty was amazed. Because of Wu Xie, he could understand Hangzhou dialect. He put his fat hand on Wu Xie's shoulder and patted him sympathetically. "Fortunately, Fatty, I'm single. No one cares when I get married."

Wu Xie said depressedly: "Aren't you already married?"

"The older generation is like this. They think that starting a family and building a career is a big deal. You should be more open-minded and don't get angry with the elderly. Have you heard of this saying?"

"Bad tempers are mostly reserved for the people closest to you. Don't make the elderly sad. They just love you too much."

Wu Xie remained silent and whispered, "I know."

The fat man hit Wu Xie on the back of his head and said, "I know you're not going to comfort our mother. Do you know that when women are angry, they hate to wait?"

"Wait until she calms down before you go and comfort her. The daylily is cold now. Why don't you buy a small flower to comfort our mother?"

Wu Xie covered his head which was stunned by the fat man's slap, and angrily slapped him twice through the air, gritting his teeth and said, "Did you do this on purpose? Do you still remember the two slaps I slapped you this morning? I have been thinking about how to hit you back all day."

The fat man put his hands in his pockets, blew a happy little whistle innocently, and shook his head at Wu Xie in a provocative manner.

He refused to admit it: "I didn't."

Wu Xie was helpless with the fat man, so he found a stall selling flowers, had someone pack a bouquet of flowers for him, and went to appease Wu's mother.

The fat man asked Zhang Qiling again, "Brother, what do you think of what Xiao Wu just said, asking you to take care of him in his old age?"

"Anyway, I'm going to be buried with the clouds in Banai. The air there is good, and the feng shui is good too. We can just find a piece of land anywhere."

Zhang Qiling shook off the fat man's hand and said without hesitation, "Impossible!"

"what?"

The fat man raised his hands with a funny gesture and repeated in surprise: "Impossible??!"

Is it impossible to take care of Tianzhen until his death, or is it impossible to bury Yuncai with him?

No matter which one it is, it must be achieved, it cannot be a chicken and tumble.

Wu's mother's older sister was a stall owner selling watermelons. Wu Xie saw his mother complaining about him, so he went up to her and said a lot of nice things to her. He then bought two big, round watermelons before he "redeemed" her.

"Dad, please put these two watermelons in the car first."

Wu Yiqiong: "You're still ordering me around?"

Wu Xie: "Mom, look at Dad!"

Wu Yiqiong: “…” Besides calling mom, what else can you do?

There is no child in the world who does not deserve a beating, no matter how cute he was when he was a child.

——Wu Yiqiong

at this time,

Wu Shanju's entrance.

“Knock, knock, knock, knock…”

Xiao Xu looked at his hands which were red from knocking the door, and finally he just picked up a stone and knocked on the door.

"Master San! Master San! Are you home? Open the door."

The sun was rising gradually, and he was sweating profusely. He leaned over the door and listened carefully, but there was no movement in the room. He turned around and asked hesitantly, "Director, should we knock again?"

"No one seems to be home..."

The director was also feeling hot and thirsty. The water in the thermos was still hot and he couldn't drink any of it. It would be a pity to throw it away, but it was useless to use it. He also lost so many wolfberries!

"Go back and enjoy the air conditioning. We came here in vain today. I guess Wu Xie guessed that we would come and ran away early." The director stood up and felt a sudden blackness in front of his eyes. His body tilted, but he quickly stood up again.

哎、

I have known Wu Xie for so many years without realizing it, and he knows all my tricks very well.

He is indeed old. He wasn't so weak when he used to come to block the door every day.

You can’t refuse to accept your age. I almost got heatstroke.